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“Heidi Montag reads biblical passages on marriage” links

- Did we mention that Heidi Montag reads Biblical Passages? This is confusing, because it implies that she can read [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Speaking of which, is Us Weekly paying Spencer and Heidi or is it the other way around? [Dlisted]
- Is Nicole Kidman finally telling Xenu to shove it up his sparkly ass? [Lainey Gossip]
- Madonna Officially Gets Her (Little) Man, David Banda [Fafarazzi]
- Poor Gary Dourdan. He pleaded guilty to counts of cocaine and Ecstasy possession today and has been sentenced to complete a recovery program [Bossip]
- Postal is easily going to be the best movie Uwe Boll will ever make. But that means almost nothing [Pajiba]
- The Tragic ‘Sex And The City’ Premiere: Tears, Double D Cups, Wedgies, And Only One Pretty Dress [Defamer]
- Liv Tyler’s Son Is Confused About What She Does For A Living. Not that we blame him [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Michelle Williams looking gorgeous at the New York premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie [Celebslam]
- Bette Midler and her daughter Sophie Frederica Alohilani von Haselberg, 21, are pictured at the NYC premiere of Sex and the City. Eeek. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Traci Bingham @ In Touch Weekly’s Summer Stars Party. This creature is easily the most terrifying thing I’ve seen in weeks. I don’t even know what species it is [The Bastardly]
- A soon to be former nanny for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt talked to Star Magazine about the super family’s hectic and sexy life. That sounds like a great career move [The Blemish]
- Kate Hudson has been running around the set of Bride Wars sporting blue hair [PopSugar]
- Angie Everhart and her See Through Shirt (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal at the premiere (is that the right word?) of Ben & Jerry’s new ice cream flavor Whirled Peace. The profits probably go to some good cause… but I don’t really care because now all I can think about is ice cream [Websters is my Bitch]
- Kate and Lance Have Bathroom Sex [Yeeeah!]
- Cindy Margolis Is Single [Evil Beet]
- Hilary Duff breast augmentation questions are on the rise again. The answer is still yes. Actually, maybe a couple of boob jobs [CityRag]
- Driver who hit Sandra Bullock placed on probation [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Former porn star Jenna Jameson joined her boyfriend Tito Ortiz at the Official UFC 84 After-fight party. Man, that thing just gets oranger and oranger. So much so that I had to make up a new word [Hollywood
- Rag]
- Benji Madden runs out of gas [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Evil Dead: The Musical. A truly great idea [Agent Bedhead]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a big giant t-shirt and some baggy sweatpants to walk her dog yesterday. I’m not jumping on the bandwagon and calling her names - but if you were a celebrity and everyone teased you about your appearnace, would you go out in this outfit? [WWTDD]
- Fergie Shows Her Toned Tummy. While wearing white pants. That’s pretty daring for a woman with a known bladder-control issue [The Skinny]
- Ray J got busted for weed [Derek Hail]
- The Two Greatest Spin Doctors Guest Appearances In “Sesame Street” History [Best Week Ever]
- Thousands Of ‘SATC’ Fans Shunned [Mollygood]
- Jamie Lee Curtis Tries To Stay Neutral [Jezebel]
- Liza Minnelli carries on [Popbytes]
- Rainn Wilson Joins ‘Transformers 2’ Cast As University Professor [ShowHype]

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4 Responses to ““Heidi Montag reads biblical passages on marriage” links”

  1. Hollz:
    May 28th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    I still don’t know why she’s famous…

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  2. Mrs.Ezc:
    May 28th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    Who is she?? I see her all over the place but she and her robot boy have the same look on their faces .. seriously who is she?

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  3. vdantev:
    May 29th, 2008 at 5:17 am

    I wasn’t aware the little tart could read, let alone fathom biblical text. I don’t get Heidi’s appeal. There’s about 50 million girls in Hollywood that look just like her and are less vapid and pitiful, but she gets the spotlight.

    It’s a beige outfit on Jaime Lee, quick call the Pentagon !!

    Kate and Lance- way to keep it classy kids.

    Hilary had a boob job? So has the other 98% of Hollywood.

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  4. Kat:
    May 29th, 2008 at 6:48 am

    Heidi = Airhead

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