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		<title>By: jo-ann</title>
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		<dc:creator>jo-ann</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is for jamie, do you know either of them?? let them be.. they can do whatever they want.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is for jamie, do you know either of them?? let them be.. they can do whatever they want.
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		<title>By: drm</title>
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		<dc:creator>drm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who cares who Aniston dates or bonks?  What interests me is this conception that Jess Simpson is stupid.  I have never thought she was...uneducated, sheltered (by her dad) and incredibly naive but stupid?  Nope...she knows how to play her image to her advantage AND she has the bucks to prove that it has worked...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who cares who Aniston dates or bonks?  What interests me is this conception that Jess Simpson is stupid.  I have never thought she was&#8230;uneducated, sheltered (by her dad) and incredibly naive but stupid?  Nope&#8230;she knows how to play her image to her advantage AND she has the bucks to prove that it has worked&#8230;
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		<title>By: Kat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a stupid story.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a stupid story.
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		<title>By: Mojo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mojo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Johnny boy does seem to be a bit of a douche bag; but I&#039;d totally hit it. Anniston is having fun and living her life. Why should she take advice from a ditz like Simpson? Simpson should be worrying about tryna keep her man who according to tabloids breaks up with her on the hour.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Johnny boy does seem to be a bit of a douche bag; but I&#8217;d totally hit it. Anniston is having fun and living her life. Why should she take advice from a ditz like Simpson? Simpson should be worrying about tryna keep her man who according to tabloids breaks up with her on the hour.
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		<title>By: K</title>
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		<dc:creator>K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>John Mayer is creepy!  Aren&#039;t these women worried about contracting some STD?  ewwww</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Mayer is creepy!  Aren&#8217;t these women worried about contracting some STD?  ewwww
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		<title>By: Isabella Gucci</title>
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		<dc:creator>Isabella Gucci</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How come everytime the media talks about Jennifer&#039;s dating life or (single) status they make her either seem like an old maid ,desperate, missing Brad or if she does start dating anyone they are already dooming it to fail?

Two things, just because it didn&#039;t work out with Jessica doesn&#039;t mean it won&#039;t work out for other women who date John Mayer. I think Jennifer knows exactly what type of man John Mayer is rumored to be, if the public knows, SHE knows, but maybe she is at a point in her life where she is just having fun and enjoying the company of a younger man, with a much bigger dick than Brad. Why can&#039;t she have it all like George Clooney who is  45, dates younger women only, and never commits or settle down with anyone? Does George get this kind of abuse for being single and unmarried? Does anyone dare call him lonely? Of course not.

If John ends up being a jerk, so what? I am sure she is getting her brains f**ked out every night by a huge one and enjoys every second of it. Just lay off the drama, it&#039;s a non issue.

If there is anyone you should pity, it should be Brad, he has a tiny one ( unlike John), and is a father of 6 screaming young children all in under 3 years! Think about it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How come everytime the media talks about Jennifer&#8217;s dating life or (single) status they make her either seem like an old maid ,desperate, missing Brad or if she does start dating anyone they are already dooming it to fail?</p>
<p>Two things, just because it didn&#8217;t work out with Jessica doesn&#8217;t mean it won&#8217;t work out for other women who date John Mayer. I think Jennifer knows exactly what type of man John Mayer is rumored to be, if the public knows, SHE knows, but maybe she is at a point in her life where she is just having fun and enjoying the company of a younger man, with a much bigger dick than Brad. Why can&#8217;t she have it all like George Clooney who is  45, dates younger women only, and never commits or settle down with anyone? Does George get this kind of abuse for being single and unmarried? Does anyone dare call him lonely? Of course not.</p>
<p>If John ends up being a jerk, so what? I am sure she is getting her brains f**ked out every night by a huge one and enjoys every second of it. Just lay off the drama, it&#8217;s a non issue.</p>
<p>If there is anyone you should pity, it should be Brad, he has a tiny one ( unlike John), and is a father of 6 screaming young children all in under 3 years! Think about it.
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		<title>By: Lindsay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lindsay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mmkey - She seems much smarter, secure, and tough than Jess will ever be. She has been through a lot and she doesn’t seem to keep repeating her mistakes (a la Jessica.)

Jamie - Wishing someone heartache for any reason is mean spirited. You don’t know her and you don’t even know why you think she deserves it. The poor girl has been through enough – divorce and her lonely desperate portrayal in the media

There was a rumor that Jessica called Jennifer to commiserate during their divorces, both parties denied it. Jessica admitted she didn’t even her. Unless they have become good friend since then, at best Jessica may think she is helping her but subconsciously wants to tear them apart. I don’t think they have become buddies, there is no media reports that say other wise but who knows? If that’s the case she wants to seem helpful but is purely doing this out of jealousy. 

She changed a lot to please John and was clearly crushed when it ended. It was evident through reports of her drinking and binge eating. Tony Romo may have been a distraction and she thought she could have a fairytale ending with him. I think she had feelings for John throughout the relationship (they may have been stifled as she imagined her happily-ever-after with Tony.) She probably felt terribly hurt from being rejected. She also may have improved her self-esteem through her relationship with Tony. She felt wanted again and was reassured men would interested in her. Now that things with Tony are on the rocks the same hurt of rejection is returning and without Tony to focus on, she may try to get John back.  

I think the girl needs professional help she really seems to suffocate men. She also expects a fairytale ending which I think she pressures guys for way too quickly. Almost anyone would know calling your boyfriend of four months “my future husband” and “I want him to be the father of my children,” would freak him out. If you are engaged it would maybe be ok; but as a girlfriend no way. It would be bad enough to say around friends, I can’t even imagine what it is like to have the whole world know.  She needs to establish and identity of her own and be able to stand on her own two feet. She seems like the type of girl that hops from one serious relationship to another. That may be hiding a deeper issue but at the very least without some reflection on what when wrong, you don’t learn anything, truly deal with the pain, and grow from the experience. 

Wow! That was long. Sorry. :mrgreen:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mmkey &#8211; She seems much smarter, secure, and tough than Jess will ever be. She has been through a lot and she doesn’t seem to keep repeating her mistakes (a la Jessica.)</p>
<p>Jamie &#8211; Wishing someone heartache for any reason is mean spirited. You don’t know her and you don’t even know why you think she deserves it. The poor girl has been through enough – divorce and her lonely desperate portrayal in the media</p>
<p>There was a rumor that Jessica called Jennifer to commiserate during their divorces, both parties denied it. Jessica admitted she didn’t even her. Unless they have become good friend since then, at best Jessica may think she is helping her but subconsciously wants to tear them apart. I don’t think they have become buddies, there is no media reports that say other wise but who knows? If that’s the case she wants to seem helpful but is purely doing this out of jealousy. </p>
<p>She changed a lot to please John and was clearly crushed when it ended. It was evident through reports of her drinking and binge eating. Tony Romo may have been a distraction and she thought she could have a fairytale ending with him. I think she had feelings for John throughout the relationship (they may have been stifled as she imagined her happily-ever-after with Tony.) She probably felt terribly hurt from being rejected. She also may have improved her self-esteem through her relationship with Tony. She felt wanted again and was reassured men would interested in her. Now that things with Tony are on the rocks the same hurt of rejection is returning and without Tony to focus on, she may try to get John back.  </p>
<p>I think the girl needs professional help she really seems to suffocate men. She also expects a fairytale ending which I think she pressures guys for way too quickly. Almost anyone would know calling your boyfriend of four months “my future husband” and “I want him to be the father of my children,” would freak him out. If you are engaged it would maybe be ok; but as a girlfriend no way. It would be bad enough to say around friends, I can’t even imagine what it is like to have the whole world know.  She needs to establish and identity of her own and be able to stand on her own two feet. She seems like the type of girl that hops from one serious relationship to another. That may be hiding a deeper issue but at the very least without some reflection on what when wrong, you don’t learn anything, truly deal with the pain, and grow from the experience. </p>
<p>Wow! That was long. Sorry. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: ff</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jessica being dumb or not, you only have to note the number of high profile &#039;relationships&#039; Mayer&#039;s been in in the last six months to know that you have a tremendous slut on your hands.

Who knows, maybe Aniston likes that sort of thing?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jessica being dumb or not, you only have to note the number of high profile &#8216;relationships&#8217; Mayer&#8217;s been in in the last six months to know that you have a tremendous slut on your hands.</p>
<p>Who knows, maybe Aniston likes that sort of thing?
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		<title>By: Nonny</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jessica&#039;s IQ does have those numbers in it...just not in that order! :lol:</description>
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		<title>By: Jaundice Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;d be one thing if Jess and Jen were pals, or even casual acquaintances - you could rationalize a hushed, &quot;buyer beware&quot; between girlfriends.  I mean, it&#039;d still come off as kinda catty, and more than a little obsessive, but her PR mouthpiece could write it off as a &quot;friendly gesture&quot;.  

But this is just downright unhealthy.  

In reality, Jess was probably just shouting at a &#039;Friends&#039; rerun during happy hour.  Poor dear didn&#039;t understand that Aniston can&#039;t hear her through the TV, so she decided to shout louder until the whole bar could hear her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;d be one thing if Jess and Jen were pals, or even casual acquaintances &#8211; you could rationalize a hushed, &#8220;buyer beware&#8221; between girlfriends.  I mean, it&#8217;d still come off as kinda catty, and more than a little obsessive, but her PR mouthpiece could write it off as a &#8220;friendly gesture&#8221;.  </p>
<p>But this is just downright unhealthy.  </p>
<p>In reality, Jess was probably just shouting at a &#8216;Friends&#8217; rerun during happy hour.  Poor dear didn&#8217;t understand that Aniston can&#8217;t hear her through the TV, so she decided to shout louder until the whole bar could hear her.
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