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Doesn’t my lover Gerard Butler look incredible? Edible? Sigh… it’s been SO long since we’ve had paparazzi photos of him – and he hasn’t walked a red carpet since the Cannes Film Festival, back in May. It was a long, hot, dry summer without my beloved Butler. Anyway, these are shots of Gerard in New York City – I thought he was filming scenes for a new movie, but he’s actually shooting a commercial for L’Oreal. You forgot that he’s now the puffy face and official moobs of L’Oreal, didn’t you? He’s the face/moobs of L’Oreal Paris’s “Men’s Expert Hydra Energetic”. It’s probably face cream for men, maybe? Something to moisturize your moobs? I don’t know. All I know is that he looks great.
Well, he looks great for the most part. Since I didn’t see him much over the summer, not since he was filming Machine Gun Preacher with a detachable mullet, I assumed he went to his fallback position: eating everything deep-fried and dipped in butter. But he seems to be taking decent care of himself, although the photos of Gerard on the motorcycle with his grumpy face… well, those aren’t that flattering. But the rest of the photos are nice – I really like his hair these days. I like that he’s growing it out a bit. I want to run my fingers through it. I want his grumpy face to tickle my thighs.
All in all, though, I am just SO HAPPY. Today is going to be a good day, y’all. Gerard had been spotted! Cross your fingers that he didn’t get someone pregnant this summer. For real.
Gerard in NYC on October 10, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Advertising, Gerard Butler
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He looks extra cranky.
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So glad you’re happy, you’re funny.
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He looks like a bloated Home Economics teacher.
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Gerard is back!
I’ve gone far too long without seeing pictures of him on here.
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love his hair….and the one in the motorcycle jacket! **YUM**
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Love is blind, I guess.
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He looks god-awful per usual. He has a great personality which keeps me from disliking him totally, but he hasn’t been attractive since 300.
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Kaiser….only you could tame this wild guy!
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UGH!! He looks like crap. Bloated & spit flying everywhere. YUCK!!
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F*UCK he is so Flipping HOT!!!!!!
BTW I just watched the Bounty Hunter and I kinda liked it!
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He looks like just woke up from a long sleep in some of these pictures.
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he and tom brady have the hairstyles of a toddler girl.
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Love his hair.
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bleh. like, i so do not get his appeal… but hey, to each their own…lol!
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lol@Rose.
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In these pics he looks like the guy from The Hangover, Zack Galifinakis(sp?) but without the beard.
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Gerard is starting to remind me of Russell Crowe…He is an ordinary-looking guy with moments of hotness, but most of the time he is just the doughy-faced, ruggedly-rumpled guy next door…
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I think he looks great here. I like the scruff and he seems to have slimmed down a bit. Plus I like his hair.
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the hunk is aging
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Justalark +1
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Like he could use a little botulinum toxin right between the eyes.
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In the second photo he looks like a werewolf in mid-transformation.
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The lighting in the 3 “latter” pics isnt too good for him. He’s pretty fair skinned, so lighting is important. Anyhow,I love the guy! And those slacks are nice and snug!
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Hope his next project doesn’t have him doing an American accent again. He’s sexiest when he talks like my husband the Scot.
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he looks meh. but whatever floats your boat.
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Eeek! He’s scary looking!
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It was a long, dry summer without GB around to look at…was hoping he would return to the states soon.
Love the longer hair–he has some beautiful waves when it grows out.
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He’s lost that loving feeling. I get no tingles.
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Beautiful Gerry. I love him.
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nom nom nom
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He is soo not a hunk!!I wouldn’t hit that even if I was drunk!!
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looks like he is overindulging in food, booze and men.
jmo–overconsumption=puffy
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I’m sorry, but Mr. Butler looks like he’s been burning both ends of the candle. He looks tired and worn out. He really needs to take a long break to relax with no paps around him. I still think of him as the POTO. He’s a great actor. One of the best.
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I was beginning to wonder where he’d went! I don’t like the hair..but my preference on men is short, military type hair. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still hit..repeatedly;)
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He looks bloated and cranky. Either PMS or pregnancy, you think? I absolutely love Gerard Butler. Yes CGI made him really hot in 300, but I fell in love (and cried) with his personality in P.S. I Love You. Maybe he just packed on the pounds for his next role?
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I’m baffled as too why people think he looks hot. He he looks so puffy and nasty.
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Kaiser,
I so love him too. I can’t help it. May the gods bless you for saying he looks good. The only thing that looks good in these pics are the jacket and his hair. WTH, Gerard?? Get it together!
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Holy sh*t, he looks just like my dad… kaiser, please date my dad! I want you to be my stepmom!!
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He went downhill fast. His “Dear Frankie” days (and his pre-Dear Frankie days) were very nice indeed. But it would seem his hard-living ways have caught up with him.
I like watching men age; I think some simply get better as they get older (Sam Elliot comes to mind.) But he hasn’t gotten better; just more bloated and ruddy-faced with every appearance.
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Cranky + puffy + bloated does not equal hot.
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please gerard, crawl back under that rock you came out from!!! lookin crappy!
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Kaiser has issues, because Gerard Butler aint all that. I mean really, c’mon now.
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he looks sweaty and stinky all the time.
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Maybe Gerry needs a good detox, I don’t think he drinks alcohol so what’s his problem? Attila was his best role. I want the man he was in that movie. I think he needs to hook up with Jennifer Aniston again. He was looking so good when they were hanging out, and he seemed genuinely happy.
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Sorry, but I don’t see anything remotely physically attractive about him or photogenic for that matter. Never have, never will. Just like Daniel Craig. Disheveled isn’t on my ‘hot’ list.
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Q: How does he look?
A: He looks as fug as usual. (Sorry!)
And I really hate his hair like that.
I just don’t see his appeal, at all. Much like the above poster, I never have and never will. I also don’t think much of Daniel Craig while I’m at it lol.
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I’m agitated all these article directories. It sure would be nice to have every article directory that instantly accepts articles.
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