Linda Hogan is a cougar


The Hogan family really didn’t make the most of their time on reality televsision. Instead of focusing on Brooke’s mind-numbingly boring music career, they instead should have featured the weird love triangle between Brooke, her father and her best friend. Instead of having some petty domestic dispute between Linda and Hulk, they should have had shown his face when he learnt about their divorce from a newspaper calling for comment.

Consistent with her classy behavior in the past, Linda Hogan has been seen out partying with a man young enough to be her incarcerated son.

In an effort to make the Hogan family look even worse, Linda Hogan took her 19-year-old Nick-a-like boytoy to the opening of Palms Place last night!

Our spy says Linda’s prey, Charlie, said the two are just friends β€” because friends are typically all over each other at the Palms.

TMZ

Does anyone ever fall for the ‘just friends’ line? While people of different genders and ages can be friends, I find it hard to believe that Linda could have made fast friends with a 19-year-old bleached blonde perma-tanned young lad she just met in a club. And then put her hands ‘all over’ him. Unless they’re comparing tanning salons and discussing the best way to cover up dark roots.

The thing that horrifies me the most about the whole thing is that the young man looks quite a bit like Linda’s son Nick, rather like Hulk Hogan’s girlfriend looked like his daughter. I know it’s probably just coincidence, but it creeps me out all the same.

Picture Note by Celebitchy: Linda Hogan and her boytoy, identified as “Charlie,” are shown on 5/31/08 on the dancefloor at the Palms Place opening. That guy is a lot older than 19. He looks like he’s pushing 30 to me at least. Thanks to Splash News for these photos.

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  1. Jag says:

    It creeps me out, too. (shudder)

    I did read that she met the kid because he cleans their boat – not that she met him at the club – just fyi. πŸ™‚

  2. MSat says:

    She is truly gross. That outfit makes my eyes bleed.

  3. DogRunner says:

    This is just too weird…

  4. vdantev says:

    Okay, this term ‘cougar’ needs to die a quick and violent death. It was cute for about 90 seconds and then every illiterate hack started spouting it. Enough already, move onto the next catch-phrase abomination so they can run it into the ground too.

  5. elisha says:

    Tara Reid, take a long, hard look at your future.

    I think it’s safe to say both Linda and Hulk have a “type.” And it’s each other. They traded each other in for younger versions of their former spouse.

    Linda appears she’s either lost some weight or had work done.

    And vdantev, my bf hates the term “cougar” as well. What is it? He says he prefers “milf”, I was like nooooo those terms are SO NOT interchangeable.

    OK, I just actually read the story. That guy is NOT 19. Also, I disagree and don’t think he looks like Nick at all. But as I just mentioned, I think he DOES look like Hulk.

  6. Blonde Ambition says:

    I am thinking that Hulk and Linda DID in fact go for younger versions of eachother….can someone please set them down and show them this?

  7. devilgirl says:

    If he is 19, I am 18! He has lived a hard life already if that is what 19 looks like these days! The whole Hogan family is absolutely pathetic! If my son were in prison, my daughter close to a breakdown and in the middle of a contemptuous divorce from my husband, I think I would stay the hell home and try to work on the problems that myelf and my family are going through. I sure as hell wouldn’t be running around with some hideous fool of a pool boy, looking like some pathetic woman going through a middle age crisis. She and her roided out husband are pathetic excuses as parents and human beings!

  8. Anna says:

    My question is: what’s a woman her age (and with her fugly looks) doing in a nightclub? Yechh…

    And if you’ve reached her age and still haven’t understood that if you powder your face white, it’ll look moronic with the rest of your orange spray tan body, you should go back to school, not partying.

  9. elisha says:

    The white on her face is probably mica in her makeup. It usually looks normal in person, then makes your face look white under camera flashes.

  10. mamalicious says:

    Just a gigolo
    everywhere I go
    people know the part
    I’m playing.

    Paid for every dance
    selling each romance
    every night some heart
    betraying;

    There will come a day
    YOUTH WILL PASS AWAY
    then what will they say
    about me?

    When the end comes I know
    they’ll say just a gigolo
    as life goes on
    without me

  11. kate says:

    where did she find this guy – 1979?

  12. abbizmal says:

    Yup, he doesn’t look 19 to me. He looks older than she actually. She should be staying at home and banging him quietly away from the cameras instead of giving anyone ammunition to use against her. Those Hogans aren’t the brightest crayons in the box, huh?

  13. dew says:

    I’m guessing he’s at least 42, or just looks like it from too much partying. She’s just gross.

  14. surferchick says:

    Yeah he really is 19. He’ll be 20 in September. I’ve known him since we were 5.

    This is typical Charley. Notice “ey” not “ie”
    And this is no doubt typical Linda.

  15. Harry the Horse says:

    What’s next Linda in MILF tapes???

  16. patrice says:

    This guy has no azz and besides being blonde, he’s kinda of ugly!

  17. Ed says:

    It is no wonder she is with this child, look at Terry’s(Hulk’s) pictures from Robinson High School in Tampa, they could pass for brothers….”Brother!” πŸ™„ πŸ™„

  18. Whats so wrong with a hot blonde cougar? I say good job to the kid for scoring a rich bitch πŸ™‚

  19. JJ says:

    Honestly I think Linda is pretty and looks a lot better than her 19 year old boy friend. I am glad that she is having fun and that she got rid of Hulk

  20. I Love Linda says:

    She is a fantasy woman for men of all ages even the really young guys. You go Linda. You are hot.

  21. Derek says:

    She’s one hell of a sexy lady. Lovely big boobs. Great ass and a pretty face. I don’t blame her for going for a younger guy cos tbh she could have anyone she wants.

  22. I loved your blog article. Fantastic.