What do Jessica Simpson and Tom Cruise have in common?

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They both wear their high heels with their skinny jeans. And both Jessica Simpson and Tom Cruise need to stop doing that sh-t. They look like they’re trying way too hard. Tom needs to stop pairing his lifts/heels with skinny jeans because the tapered leg draws attention to the fact that he’s wearing three-to-four inch heels. Jessica needs to stop because this style is crazy unflattering, especially since she’s being photographed at the airport, where everyone can see what she looks like in skinny jeans and NO heels – bad. Anyway, these are photos of Jessica and her boyfriend at LAX yesterday. Yes, they’re still together, despite rumors to the contrary. As LaineyGossip says, “He’s not going anywhere. Why work, or study, or try when Jessica Simpson is offering to provide?”

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Beyond the unfortunate pairing of skinny jeans and Louboutins (right? I can see the red sole), what else do Tom and Jessica have in common? They both let their partners shop on their dime. They both like beefy football players? That’s all I’ve got.

I honestly don’t know how Jessica even gets into these jeans. And I don’t know why she would want to. Only girls like Sienna Miller can pull off this look, and even then, just barely.

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53 Responses to “What do Jessica Simpson and Tom Cruise have in common?”

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  1. Liana says:

    I loathe skinny jeans.

  2. trollydolly says:

    Think of her figure when she played Daisy Duke – imagine the starvation and work outs she must have had to do to be so skinny. She looks refreshingly “average” in these photos.

  3. ooo, I must say that Jess’ Louboutins are hot!

  4. EllenP says:

    Those jeans have got to be uncomfortable, cutting across the backs of her thighs. Hurts to think about sitting down in those.

  5. Weeble says:

    I see nothing wrong with her in these shots. She looks great and her bag is to die for!

  6. Lee says:

    Trolly Dolly: my thoughts exactly. Lets be honest, Jessica is gorgeous. She is not however, a skinny lithe creature who’s feet barely grace the earth as she glides by in life. As mean as the press has been to her over the years in regards to her figure, she is in fact her own worst enemy. Because clearly the girl has struggled with her diet and exercise routines and with trying to figure out how much energy she wants to put into being a weight that is not easy to maintain. ARE WE ALL BORED YET?

    I certainly am.

    On the other hand, I feel free to bash the girl for having a horrible fashion sense while also having a fashion line, jeans line, shoe line, bag line etc. She sells fashion design and the concept of being stylish?!? God help me! She is not a business woman because otherwise she would realize that she is the brand and needs to look fierce to sell the goods baby! Not like the local hottie high school teacher who splurges on the “designer rack” at TJMAX! Tragic.

  7. sammyhammy says:

    I think she looks cute. And I absolutely LOVE the shoes!

  8. Wendy says:

    I can’t stand skinny jeans. They make everyone look dumpy, even supermodel waif types. And yeah, compbined with those shoes… ugh. Some of Jessica Simpson’s clothes I’ve seen around for sale are actually ok though.

  9. Abby says:

    I think she looks cute. And I want those shoes.

  10. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Sorry to disagree, I actually like it. I dont like the heels with the pants but I do like the pants!

  11. grlygrl7 says:

    i think now youre just being a little mean. most 20-something girls rock the skinny jeans/heels combo (including myself) and most of us arent super skinny, just like jessica. it’s a fun look, and she is by no means fat. plus, those shoes are aMAzing.

  12. guesty says:

    not a flattering look…u shouldn’t dress skinny when ur not. & besides she’s looks uncomfortable.

  13. Westcoaster says:

    “, what else do Tom and Jessica have in common? They both let their partners shop on their dime. They both like beefy football players?” That has to be the comment of the day!!!

  14. anons says:

    those shoes are wicked sweet, and if they were mine, i’d be totally rockin em whenever/wherever i wanted. leave the gal alone, eh?

  15. Scarlet Vixen says:

    I think she’s too apple-shaped (and short) to wear skinny jeans and a short boxy coat. She carries all her weight in her torso while still having thin legs and arms, so the skinny jeans and tan jacket only draw attention to her odd proportions, making her look shorter and squatter than she really is. I’m 8 mos pregnant and I can pull of skinny jeans better than she can (but then again, I’m 5’10”). 🙂

  16. LeManda says:

    She looks fine! Geez! If you pulles the shot out a bit and saw her compaired to those around her we’d actually see that she is still very small!

  17. Riley says:

    I agree with you Kaiser. If you spend a lot of money to have the best clothes, the least you can do is pair them correctly. From behind she looks like Kim from The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

  18. ams511 says:

    its not even that shes big, she can’t dress.

    i wear skinnys, but i’m pretty small on the whole…i still think somedays they look awful & take em off. they def don’t got with everything.

  19. Kim says:

    Shes not that big at all. Sure she has put on a few but she is still smaller than average American woman. She is only fat by Hollywood standards.

    Why would she chose to be with a guy who STOPPED his education/career to live w her?? What a loser! Is he just going to ride her coat tails financially? What a wuss!

  20. Roxanne75 says:

    Who wears leopard heels to the airport? Altho they are adorable. What happened to dressing casual and cozy for a trip? Common sense?? Poor thing, I do like her tho…just make yourself comfy girl!

  21. KJ says:

    Skinny jeans and high heels is usually a good way to make you look leaner and taller, and sometimes adds nice curves to someone who (like me) is a little fuller in the bust than the hip. I have narrow hips despite having a bubble butt, so skinnies help fill out the bottom half of my hour glass from the front. People with big hips should NOT wear skinnies, but I disagree with people saying it’s a poor choice in general. It’s a poor choice for pears and women with a lot of hip, which is a lot of the female population and Jessica Simpson these days. But don’t hate on the skinnies just because they don’t suit your body type. Flares aren’t much better. They shorten the leg entirely. The only kind of jean that usually looks good on everyone is a nice, dark wash straight leg or boot cut.

  22. KJ says:

    Something interesting I’m finding, that popped in my head after reading @Kim’s comment is this – it’s funny how if a woman were to set aside her education and career to be with her man, she’s probably just so in love and will make any sacrifice to be with “the one.” But if a man does it, he’s a free loader. Now, is her guy actually a free loader? Maybe. Or maybe he sacrificed for the person he thought was the one and we should change our weird, gendered notion of what makes a loyal lover and what makes a free loader. Are you all telling me that women who give up there jobs or educational goals are free loaders and gold diggers? Because that would probably make a lot of your own moms not seem so noble anymore.

  23. rudy5 says:

    I was thinking lumpy bellys

  24. skibunny says:

    I was thinking more about the airport security and how over the top it is. Especially LAX!

  25. padiddle says:

    in the picture where she is barefoot in just her black t shirt she looks fine. Her jeans look normal and I think her legs look nice – normal size thighs, normal looking girl. Why can only skinny girls wear “skinny” jeans and look good – I rock skinnies all the time, and I have big muscular thighs, and I think I look good!

  26. KJ says:

    Padiddle – I usually think skinnies look best on girls either with no curves (because it gives them some), or girls with nice, muscular shapely legs – like soccer players legs. It’s a good way to accentuate the toned curvature of an athletic leg. btw, I’m totally jealous, because I was born with chicken legs 🙁

  27. Lem says:

    Both Jess & Tiny Tom always have a parent/sibling standing next to them.

    That is odd for a grown adult

  28. Delta Juliet says:

    Well, I guess we proved once again that what looks good is a matter of opinion. I think skinny jeans look awful on me….I have boobs and a butt, with hips to go along and I think they make me look shorter and dumpy. Someone else with my build might wear them and think they look amazing. It’s all a matter of opinion.

  29. Jeri says:

    I thought the answer was “lumps.”

    Jessica is said to have changed her face entirely for fame. It shows in early pictures, the nose & eyes are def different.

  30. Kaiser says:

    Jeri – LMAO, yes, that is another thing they have in common – “lovely lady lumps”.

  31. Crash2GO2 says:

    Whenever I see heels like this, I think of the ancient practice of foot binding. Why ever would a woman choose to hobble herself like this? If there was a natural disaster, she would be left to run for it in bare feet, because those shoes are laughable.

  32. wunderkindt says:

    I think jeans and Louboutins can go together. Love those shoes!!!

  33. just saying says:

    I agree with the poster double standards for men & women. One if giving up something to pursue a relationship it has to be love. The other is a dirtbag & user.. Sad times we have here & Oh I think she looks good & healthy & isn’t that what we all want is good health. Beautiful girl. We will see if he is the one in time. Not holding my breath.

  34. ziggy says:

    she looks okay in those jeans. l like skinny jeans.

  35. TeeTee says:

    She is too young to have a dumpy body like this, with her money etc.

    she’ll be looking like Roseanne in 10 yrs.

    love her, and the shoes but at least she could have chosen dark wash jeans and a light flowy kind of top, instead of being layered like a lumberjack.

    this look is not for her figure AT all.

    I’m 10 yrs older and I would never not do something about the fat upper body weight–even if it means just walking a mile or two a day and cutting back on something. lunchroom lady from behind.

  36. sparkledog says:

    I would kill for a bod like that…a REAL bod!

  37. maria says:

    I don’t think she looks bad at ll in the jeans. She does, however, make the shoes look cheap. Or maybe the shoes looked cheap before she put them on? The jeans are good, though. Appropriate for a flight.

  38. Shazza says:

    There is nothing wrong with the way that girl looks! People just need to STFU and leave her be, already!

  39. Anna says:

    IMO, Jessica is; to borrow a late 20th century wrestling term, a nugget.

    Any old wrestling fans know that’s not a compliment.

  40. Isa says:

    She looks SO pretty without the 10 lbs of make up on.

    I hate skinny jeans…on anyone. They make your legs look weird and your feet seem huge.

  41. Wanda says:

    I don’t see what some of you are complaining about. I think she looks really chic and sexy.

  42. Liana says:

    I didn’t say she looked bad, just that I personally loathe skinny jeans. I’m more of a straight leg or bootleg kinda girl.

  43. miss c says:

    am i the only one that thinks she looks pregnant? most of her weight is in her stomach and her hips look a lot wider than they used to. but then again that could be due to getting older.

  44. CB says:

    Are you all BLIND? She looks like a dumpy fat cow. At least admit the jeans are too tight whether you dig skinny or not. If those jeans were any further up her ass it would be a thong. Can you imagine what it looks like in the front?

  45. a says:

    he’s looking a bit pudge.

  46. Hilldog says:

    I have a similar body type as jessica (she may be a little larger in the chest/arms area) and skinny jeans are just not good for us curvier girls. It is a trend I refuse to participate in. There are tons of jeans that look great on girls with curves and an ass. Leggings are another trend that should only be worn by girls that are 5′ 10″ 120 lbs. I am guilty of wearing them because they are so damn comfy. The shoes are freaking amazing tho, no complaints there

  47. Hmmm says:

    KJ and Just Saying, I dunno. I can see where you’re coming from but I think a lot of people would call a girl who gave up her career and education to be with a man a gold digger.

  48. Katie says:

    Thank goodness, I thought you were going to say Jessica is a Scientologist tard.

    I just discovered Bijou Phillips is one. Man, now I understand all her dumbass comments.

  49. Stronzilla says:

    For such a little girl she seems to have really big feet. Maybe its just the leopard print, but the shoes look really big in proportion to her. And bare feet in an airport? No thanks. Honey, if you can cough up for a bag and shoes like that spend another $2 and get yourself some knee-highs.

  50. t says:

    I would hate to see what those jeans look like from the front too, CB!

    I wonder if this portly “fashion designer” designed that wedgie all by herself and is using this photo to market the Jessica Simpson line of wedgies to the women of America.

  51. padiddle says:

    KJ -I’m sure plenty of women would kill for your “chicken legs” – I always wanted super long, thin legs. Alas, I am 5’2″ and used to hate my “chunky” thighs – but I’ve recently accepted that my legs are pretty nice, even if my thighs are big!

  52. Lynda says:

    Why isn’t she wearing a pair of shoes that are her brand??

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