Comments on: Paris Hilton wears pregnancy-faking dress to spark rumors to deny

By: Hate what she represents

Hate what she represents — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:52:53 +0000

She is vomit inducing. She describes herself as a “national icon”, all done with a straight face of course. I just can’t take much more of this worthless piece of white trash. It sickens me to know that one of our real icons, Paul Newman, may not be with us much longer but Paris will be left behind, much like cock roaches after a nuclear holocaust.

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By: realdealtigerlil

realdealtigerlil — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:24:29 +0000

Words for each of us to live by: Don’t be a fool because a person can fool some people some of the time, but cannot fool all people all the time.

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By: devilgirl

devilgirl — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:14:43 +0000

Please spay and neuter your Paris Hilton’s to stop pet over population.

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By: xiaoecho

xiaoecho — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:18:59 +0000

JoGirl you nailed it. Nicole Richies’ dumplings gave her away long before a bump appeared

Anna is right - Babydoll dresses make everyone except concave stomached catwalk models look pregnant

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By: Jody

Jody — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:05:55 +0000

HAHAHA JoGirl, thank you so much for answering my question. I don’t know why I didn’t just assume something crazy like that. Oh South Park…

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By: Herman Bumfudle

Herman Bumfudle — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:18:51 +0000

lol

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By: Leo

Leo — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:56:05 +0000

I have never seen a more desperate attention seeker in my life.

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By: Anastasia

Anastasia — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:24:35 +0000

By the way, she just skipped the laxatives that day and had beer bloat and knew that would do the trick.

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By: Anastasia

Anastasia — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:22:56 +0000

I’m not normally ever in favor of something as heinous as this, but in Paris’ case, I will make an exception: I wouldn’t be opposed to someone kidnapping her, knocking her out and having a doctor tie her tubes. I would say remove her ovaries just to make sure, but is that too mean? Because tubes can be undone. But if you take out her ovaries, she’ll grow a moustache and beard.

Hey that would be cool. Ok do the ovaries too. All of it. Ovaries, tubes, uterus. Just give her a complete hysterectomy. Because I’d feel so sad for any offspring of hers.

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By: ayatolla_of_rocken_rolla

ayatolla_of_rocken_rolla — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:59:29 +0000

The first thing that happens is that your tits get really huge….she still looks like an ironing board!

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