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		<title>By: Hate what she represents</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hate what she represents</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She is vomit inducing.  She describes herself as a &quot;national icon&quot;, all done with a straight face of course.  I just can&#039;t take much more of this worthless piece of white trash.  It sickens me to know that one of our real icons, Paul Newman, may not be with us much longer but Paris will be left behind, much like cock roaches after a nuclear holocaust.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She is vomit inducing.  She describes herself as a &#8220;national icon&#8221;, all done with a straight face of course.  I just can&#8217;t take much more of this worthless piece of white trash.  It sickens me to know that one of our real icons, Paul Newman, may not be with us much longer but Paris will be left behind, much like cock roaches after a nuclear holocaust.
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		<title>By: realdealtigerlil</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Words for each of us to live by:  Don&#039;t be a fool because a person can fool some people some of the time, but cannot fool all people all the time. 8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Words for each of us to live by:  Don&#8217;t be a fool because a person can fool some people some of the time, but cannot fool all people all the time. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: devilgirl</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please spay and neuter your Paris Hilton&#039;s to stop pet over population.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please spay and neuter your Paris Hilton&#8217;s to stop pet over population.
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		<title>By: xiaoecho</title>
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		<dc:creator>xiaoecho</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JoGirl you nailed it. Nicole Richies&#039; dumplings gave her away long before a bump appeared

Anna is right - Babydoll dresses make everyone except concave stomached catwalk models look pregnant :roll:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JoGirl you nailed it. Nicole Richies&#8217; dumplings gave her away long before a bump appeared</p>
<p>Anna is right &#8211; Babydoll dresses make everyone except concave stomached catwalk models look pregnant <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Jody</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jody</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHAHA JoGirl, thank you so much for answering my question. I don&#039;t know why I didn&#039;t just assume something crazy like that. Oh South Park...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHAHA JoGirl, thank you so much for answering my question. I don&#8217;t know why I didn&#8217;t just assume something crazy like that. Oh South Park&#8230;
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		<title>By: Herman Bumfudle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Herman Bumfudle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol</description>
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		<title>By: Leo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have never seen a more desperate attention seeker in my life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have never seen a more desperate attention seeker in my life.
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		<title>By: Anastasia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anastasia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>By the way, she just skipped the laxatives that day and had beer bloat and knew that would do the trick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By the way, she just skipped the laxatives that day and had beer bloat and knew that would do the trick.
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		<title>By: Anastasia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anastasia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not normally ever in favor of something as heinous as this, but in Paris&#039; case, I will make an exception:  I wouldn&#039;t be opposed to someone kidnapping her, knocking her out and having a doctor tie her tubes.  I would say remove her ovaries just to make sure, but is that too mean?  Because tubes can be undone.  But if you take out her ovaries, she&#039;ll grow a moustache and beard.

Hey that would be cool. Ok do the ovaries too.  All of it.  Ovaries, tubes, uterus.  Just give her a complete hysterectomy.  Because I&#039;d feel so sad for any offspring of hers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not normally ever in favor of something as heinous as this, but in Paris&#8217; case, I will make an exception:  I wouldn&#8217;t be opposed to someone kidnapping her, knocking her out and having a doctor tie her tubes.  I would say remove her ovaries just to make sure, but is that too mean?  Because tubes can be undone.  But if you take out her ovaries, she&#8217;ll grow a moustache and beard.</p>
<p>Hey that would be cool. Ok do the ovaries too.  All of it.  Ovaries, tubes, uterus.  Just give her a complete hysterectomy.  Because I&#8217;d feel so sad for any offspring of hers.
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		<title>By: ayatolla_of_rocken_rolla</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The first thing that happens is that your tits get really huge....she still looks like an ironing board!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first thing that happens is that your tits get really huge&#8230;.she still looks like an ironing board!
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