Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Jun 6
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Kate Beckinsale is too good in bed to cook


Kate Beckinsale has never been one to hold back from giving us too much information. Remember when she called her vagina the ‘Pharaoh’s Tomb’ and told us it was her best asset? Now she’s about to start embarrassing her daughter too.

She said: “I am dreading the day Lily brings home a boy.

“But she and the Beckham boys get on really well. So if she did have to have a boyfriend, then I suppose Brooklyn would get my seal of approval!”

Mirror

Kate and her family are friends with the Beckhams, so now Lily is going to have to put up with teasing from the boys. I suspect that if Brooklyn grows up to look like his dad, in the future Lily might want to date him.

Kate also told reporters this interesting tidbit about her home life.

She told Glamour magazine: “I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.

“I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

The Sun

I’m pretty sure my husband would be pretty happy if I gave up cooking for sex. The kids might not like it though.

Kate won Actress of the Year at the Glamour Awards party, where she looked fabulous as usual, although who noticed anyone next to Lily Allen? While Kate is a pretty good actress, I’m a little surprised that she won. She only had two films out in the last twelve months and neither of them were Oscar or box office material. Wouldn’t anyone else show up?

Kate Beckinsale is shown out shopping with her husband, Len Wiseman, on 6/4/08 in London. She is also shown at the Glamour Women of The Year awards on 6/3/08. Thanks to WENN.

Written by Helen

Posted in David Beckham, Kate Beckinsale, Photos, Victoria Beckham

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15 Responses to “Kate Beckinsale is too good in bed to cook”

  1. OMG a mini David Beckham and a mini Kate Beckinsale dating would be SO CUTE!

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  2. I found these comments to be on the funny side actually….but it’s early and I’m still waiting for my coffee :)

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  3. lol, she’s funny! And practical. Cooking or sex? I know which I prefer and put more time into. Not an embarassing thing in sight. Tongue in cheek, anyone?

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  4. eh…I happen to be good in both! lucky me!!! :twisted:

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  5. Well, it does affect the results of my cooking when I think I have time for a romp while the stove takes care of dinner…and then come back to charcoal.

    Otherwise, I don’t see a correlation. :mrgreen:

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  6. I have no problem with that. :-) That woman is so very very fine and I’ve loved all the films I’ve seen her in.

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  7. Seems a lot of blogs are taking this comment by Kate too seriously. If you’ve ever seen her on one of the talk shows she tends to joke around a lot. I wouldn’t be taking this comment too seriously.

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  8. It’s been raised before but I’m now convinced that some (ONLY some, don’t shoot me) Americans just don’t get dry humour. Posh is another example. I read something she says and I think it’s really funny and she’s taking the piss out of herself and someone else reads the same thing and thinks, God, what an uppity bitch!

    It’s a cultural thing, that’s all.

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  9. california angel:

    Joking or not I could really go my whole life without constantly hearing something about her girly bits.

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  10. I took this as a joke, but in general, I tend to take most things rather half-heartedly. Besides, even if she was being serious, it’s still hilarious.
    I like Kate Beckinsale, she’s spunky, not to mention totally gorgeous.

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  11. Shoot, I am better than Kate. I am an excellent cook and I am equally good in bed. Hmm, wonder if Kate is insinuating good cooks are poor lovers. Has she nothing better to talk about?

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  12. people need privacy in there lives why should people always be harrasssed?

    she is great but people need privacy

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