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Mischa Barton in talks for Desperate Housewives role


Mischa Barton is reportedly in talks to join the cast of the once-good “Desperate Housewives.” She’s young, intelligent and naturally gorgeous. That’s gotta piss off most of the cast:

MISCHA BARTON is reportedly being lined up for a role in TV sensation DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. After quitting THE OC - the teen show that made her famous - the British-born star is rumoured to be discussing a new role with Desperate Housewives creator MARC CHERRY. Cherry’s spokesperson says, “He’s interviewing and auditioning all the time. “I’m sure Mischa would be a welcome asset to the show but who knows what will happen?”

If Barton joined, she could add a breath of fresh air to the failing series, and some much needed competition to the older women on the cast. There are no cute 20-somethings on the show, and it would be a good idea to court Barton to sign on.

Here are pictures of Mischa’s latest nip slip that you’ve probably already seen. They’re NSFW.

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3 Responses to “Mischa Barton in talks for Desperate Housewives role”

  1. All those bitches are going to be catfighting like theres’ no tommorow.Eva and Mischa and Terri oh dear.

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  2. Mischa would be good for the show.

    I think the producers of DH intentionally cast fugly daughters in order make those botoxed out ‘housewives’ look better.

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  3. This chick always looks so sexy and ready to fall out of her clothes. I just love her big hazel eyes and great body. I’d love to take a limo ride with her, get her out of that pretty purple dress, and bang her silly. Cisco Adler’s a fool to be showing his balls to anyone other than sexy Micha.

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