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34 year-old porn star Maxi Mounds was declared the record holder for the newly created “largest augmented breasts” category by the Guinness Book of World Records. Ms. Mounds first asked Guinness in 2003 if they would consider adding the category as she would be a “natural” front-runner. They informed her this year that the category was created and that she would be the winner based on her measurements, which are 60.5 inches when her chest is measured across the nipples.
Ms. Mounds’ breasts were created using a procedure that was banned in the EU and America in 2001. She had propylene string implanted in her breasts, which results in bodily fluids being released as the string irritates the tissue. The breasts can grow to such cartoonish sizes because the fluids keep building up.
Mounds started out as a lap dancer in the 1990s. She said she first had silicone, then saline implants, and finally the string implants, which she had in 2000. Eight years later and it looks like she must have severe health problems and a sore back. Her breasts now weight 20 pounds each and she wears a size 36MMM bra. I thought that Christina Aguilera’s breasts looked painful and sore. This is just outrageous.
Story details and photos from Telegraph.co.uk (which has since removed this story, so I got it from the google cache) and Metro.co.uk.
Maxi Mounds before surgery:
Written by Celebitchy
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Maxi Mounds?!?!! Is this her real name?? If it is, this is really funny and I like her. If not, it’s just grotesque and obscene.
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The Guiness book of records should know better than to pander to this sort of deliberate deformity. Lets hope this idiotic woman has the procedure reversed now she has her 15 minutes but I doubt it, it must be a nice little earner catering to schoolboys fantasies.
just sad…….and icky
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I think someone may be overcompensating…lol I can’t help but feel sorry for her. Btw, a string to irritate tissue-makes me cringe.
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Amazing. And gross.
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those aren´t boobs, that´s a skiing-resort!
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Is this the chick that crushed a watermelon with her tiggo bitties?
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Why would she do that to herself? I mean, look at her before surgery?? I can’t even see this playing as a schoolboy fantasy. Utterly bizarre.
Maxi needs to take a long hard look at Lolo Ferrari, the original cartoonish schoolboy fantasy, dead at 37, who lived in fear of flying because she was afraid her 71″ breasts would explode.
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This woman looks so cheap and disgusting now, her before picture looks so wonderful, I don’t know why in the world she wouldn’t have thought she was pretty enough.
Boo to people who use plastic surgery to do completely ridiculous things
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*cringes* I’m never getting a boob job. Jeez, those “things” can’t even be considered breasts!
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Um, lol, she’s a porn star, I don’t think looking anything but cheap is her aim!
She appears quite proud of herself!
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I can’t wait to see her when she’s 80. That should be attractive.
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In the immortal words of Stewie on Family Guy – ‘You call those cheap implants boobs!? Those aren’t boobs, they’re LIES!’
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JESUS CHRIST.
I thought I had big boobs.
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I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of issues she must have to deform herself like that. Or how much her back must hurt.
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Eww, they’re not even round. They’ve got… dimples :S
I bet she has to have her shirts custom made.
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So, with the string implants, when do they stop increasing in size? They can’t just keep increasing and increasing, can they?
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her boobs remind me of the enchanted tree in “the last unicorn”… i love you, i loooooooove you! lovelovelovelovelove!…. haha!
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I feel so sad for her. How she must harbour so much self hate to mutilate her body like this.
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LOL!@Last Unicorn reference. I was just thinking of the same thing. “OHhh. I LOVE you! Love love love love.. There is nothing better than a tree’s love.” but it is a bonus that said tree had breasts.
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wow
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How does she find clothes that fit??? She must have them specially made or something..
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Really, she’s 34? Really???? She looks more like 54. I can’t even talk about the Boobs, there are no words.
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Agree with Ceenitall – there is no WAY that woman is only 34 – look at her neck and arms. Then again I suppose lying about your age in one direction or the other kind of goes with being a porn star…
bleech.
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xiaoecho–this is not the 1st time the Guiness book rewards deliberate deformity: The woman with the smallest waist used increasingly tighter corsets until her waist reached about 13 inches. And the woman with the longest neck is from the african tribe that puts the rings around their necks.
This woman looks sooooo gross!!! I wonder if you can feel the string ball in her boobs.
If she wants to improve herself, she should push up her boobs until they cover her hideous face!
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At the end of the day, the gross anatomy lab students find them only slightly more than interesting, as they never really do fall to the side. Definitely less interesting than the gooey chunks of tar that you can pick from a smoker’s lungs. You can play with those for a while but the fake boobs just leak and make a really big mess.
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Ick. My husband is obsessed with big boobs and made a fake puking noise when he saw this. It’s not remotely attractive!
Also, I second the shock that she is 34!! Of course, porn stars age faster than the rest of us…
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Good God, how does she breathe ? How does she sleep ? How does she tie her shoes ? Why would you want to go through life, looking like a dairy cow ?
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34 my ass!
@dc “The tree in Last Unicorn” oh my, that comment is spot-on.
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That type of implant was banned for a reason. The concept is horrible……and she looks ridiculous!
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I made the mistake of google’ing this woman and let me tell you her nipples face different directions… sorta like paris hiltons’ eyes.
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The sad part is alot of people are lying to her , telling her how good she looks
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How far can the human skin stretch before exploding? Should be interesting to find out if there’s a limit. So far there seems to be no end in sight.
She was perfectly proportioned before: nice waist, lithe looking body, very sensual and graceful. Now she’s all boobs and that’s pretty much it. Too bad.
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A lot of men find this gross and disgusting.
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I am so glad I never wasted money on breast augmentation. I know some women who will sell their car or raid their retirement accounts to pay for breast implants. Its so sad.
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34? Yeah, right. And I’m a supermodel, too. What BS. She’s 45 if she’s a day.
That is just disgusting. My husband is a boob man, but even he finds this gross. Seriously, does that deformity really turn anyone on? I would think this is just a freak-show stunt. She cannot be so self-deluded that she thinks this looks good.
What a pity. She needs serious psychological help.
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If you think she’s bad, check this one out…birds of a feather…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayla_Kleevage
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how is kayla kleevage worse than that?!
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she looked better in the before picture.
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Someone was desperate for attention!! I bet if we analyzed her psyque we would find childhood negligence and an unsatisfying love life. The picture in which she is wearing the green dress is gorgeous!!! The big boob picture is way beyond ridiculous. If she were my mom, I would go into hiding. How much lower will people go? Can people get lower?
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wow thats all i can say wow i feel srry for that lady i would never want those
Laura
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This is just freakish! ewwww!
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YEOWSA!
thems BIG.
i’d love to see whats going on her her head. good luck carrying them things around! xP
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I love big boobs as much as the next guy, hell even more. But fake boobs I hate! they look too fake, too hard, too round, and just plain dumb. I also enjoy really tiny boobs, the school boy look I guess, except I like them on a woman not a teenager, some thing about go with out a bra…that is sexy. Breasts are so naturally beautiful they com ein all shapes sizes colors, and additudes, i do not know why some one would want to inflate them like a beach ball. Plus scars…yuck…..this picture sadens me.
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She’s gorgeous… I don’t know what the haters are talking about.
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her nose is small in the before picture is that not a little odd .
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She’s gorgeous and extremely sexy. I’d give my left you know what for just one night with her. Lot of haters here and many jealous women. Sickos.
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Huge boobs are sexy, 1/10 of men like sick huge boobs, like me
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TO ALL OF YOU THAT HAVE NEGATIVE COMMENTS.JEALOUSY IS UGLY LIKE ALL OF YOU.
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All you guy that are Maxi haters are crazy. I would give anything to have sex with her. She beautiful woman and love her large breasts. There are some guys who love large breasts whether there fake or not.
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