We had a preview of Chris Pine’s Details pictorial on Sunday, and now Details has released the complete interview and photo shoot. As I’ve mentioned before, I don’t really care for Pine. He strikes me as a cocky douche. While reading this, I learned something that I think I had forgotten in a haze of gossip – Pine is taking over the Jack Ryan role in the next film – that’s a role done by Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford and Ben Affleck – does Pine have the chops? Eh. The full Details piece is kind of interesting. Pine works very hard at sounding intellectual, and he speaks with a kind of self-help-speak vibe that Jennifer Aniston would respond to. He also claims he wants to be the next George Clooney, and he admits that he’s always asking his managers to fix him up with “starlets.” Here are the highlights:

Pine on doing a six-week run of Martin McDonagh’s Tony-nominated pitch-black comedy The Lieutenant of Inishmore in LA: “My body’s all sorts of f-cked-up,” Pine tells me backstage after the show. “I tore my groin,” he adds. “I pulled my neck and my glute, tweaked my rhomboid, sprained my f-cking sacrum.”

Pine’s family is in showbiz: Pine’s father has a list of credits so extensive that it’s a drinking game waiting to happen. (Quick: Name the only actor to show up on both ALF and Six Feet Under.) Since the 1960s, Robert Pine has appeared on Bonanza, The Bob Newhart Show, Charlie’s Angels, The Love Boat, Family Ties, Dallas, Baywatch, The West Wing, and The Office. For the most part, those were one- or two-episode gigs, the Hollywood equivalent of day-laboring. “My father,” says Pine, “calls acting a state of permanent retirement with short spurts of work.” Many, many short spurts in Robert’s case, with one exception: 139 episodes of CHiPs, a show Chris himself appeared on—in utero. “My grandmother was an actress too,” Pine says between bites of spinach salad. “In the thirties and forties she was under contract with Universal Studios. Crazy credits, lots of them. My dad was also under contract with Universal Studios. And my first film was shot on the same stage they both worked on at Universal. Crazy, right?”

His mom and sister are therapists: “I don’t think there’s anything better than talk therapy,” Pine says. “And the combination of acting and therapy makes a whole lot of sense.”

On aging: “I feel prematurely old,” he says. “I’m actually having this major belated quarter-life crisis. I’m turning 30 in a couple of weeks. I’ve been thinking a lot about mortality. A lot about what I’m going to do with my life and how to enjoy it. One of the things I’m going to work on is being more spontaneous, letting go, embracing the beauty of come-what-may.”

On vacations and not getting the part in Entourage: The last time Pine ventured into the realm of spontaneity he ended up vacationing in postwar Bosnia. “You could feel the residual tension,” he says, “the vestiges of what had happened. The energy. The bones of the country.” Pine concluded that trip in Poland, watching the sun set at the Birkenau concentration camp. Vinnie Chase he is not—though he did audition unsuccessfully for the role. In a couple of days, Pine tells me, he’s giving the whole come-what-may vacation thing another try. “I really don’t know where the hell I’m going,” he says. “I think it’s going to be a solo drive somewhere. I want to do some self-assessment and decompressing. I’m serious about working on that.”

What he really needs are some hookers: He has a tendency to intellectualize everything. “My therapist was very wise to that way of hiding,” he says, “and asked me to cut it out.” But the very behaviors that thwart breakthroughs on the couch—deflecting questions with questions, obsessively seeking definitions and etymologies for every clinical term—have a way of impressing on the set. Pine is even starting to question his own analytical nature. Questioning his own questionings. What’s it all worth? “I’m more cerebral than I want to be,” he says. “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas. Do some drugs. Get some hookers. Gamble it all away. And it never happens. I usually just end up at home on my couch—reading. It’s all just cognitive behavioral therapy for me. How do you change how you think to make your life work. I’m single and very happy about it. It’s a good time to be single. I have a lot of friends getting married right now, having babies. But I think I’ll be more like… the George Clooney.”

On dating: It’s been over a year since he’s been photographed with Audrina Patridge, late of The Hills, and though he says he frequently asks his publicist and manager to introduce him to starlets, he does suggest that their unified response—”We’re not a dating service”—is, in fact, modifying his behavior.

[From Details]

While I like Pine a little bit more after reading this, I have new qualms about him. Wanting to be like Clooney… in his personal life? Joking about picking up some hookers? Asking his managers to set him up with “starlets” like Audrina Patridge? Uh… sounds like he’s a pretty typical douche (about women and relationships) who is steadily realizing that he needs to keep his kinks on the downlow if he wants to be a major star.

Here are some additional photos of The Intellectual with glasses, and some more Details photos:

Details photos courtesy of Details’ slideshow. Additional pics courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.