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Written by CNH
Posted in Babies, Jessica Alba
21 Responses to “Jessica Alba in Labor”
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moore -
sometimes i amaze myself with the kind of stuff i know
i have to say:i am so gonna buy the jolie pitt twins mag
i dont care about jessica but i bet that kid will be cute -
Maybe motherhood will humble Jessica a little bit. At least enough so that I don’t want to punch her in the face every time she opens her mouth.
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First child? Forget humble, it’s going to be like getting hit by a wrecking ball.
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lets hope she doesnt have the personality of her mother
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Such mean comments about this mother to be. Maybe you don’t like her movies but she’s done little to warrant this kind of hatred. The rest of the stuff written about her is nothing but celebrity gossip which unfortunately a lot of people lap up like starving dogs and believe every word of.
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Angelina’s “false” birth reports?
hmmm…
Something has happened about 10 days ago, and an email was sent that she has given birth, and guess what?
Angelina has not left her home ever since and No ONe has seen her pregnant ever since that email was sent.
Is it normal for a woman to go into hiding and not even go out to her own balcony all of the sudden, unless she is hiding?
We don’t know these are false reports. Especially since she did the same in Namibia and lied about the birth of Shiloh (it was earlier than reported…)
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lets hope she doesnt have the personality of her mother
—because you know her in real life so very very very well and can make a personality assessment with 100% certainty.
Grow up.
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I live to lap.
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More to the point…what the hell is a birthing ball?
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Carrie, I was wondering the same thing. What in hell IS a birthing ball??
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It’s like one of those big, inflated yoga balls that you sit on. I believe the movement is supposed to help labor pains. I wouldn’t know, though, because I pussed out and went straight for the epidural.
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Ah, I see. I googled it and saw one.
Nothing wrong with good intentions. (I’m laughing on the inside and sucking my cheeks in to keep from laughing out loud - sorry. mmphfft)
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You know the reason people don’t generally like her, is because of the things she herself has said in numerous interviews. She’s, at best, an over rated - mediocre actress, with little but her figure to recommend her. She’s oblivious to her own idiocy, and general superior for nothing attitude. Whether she’s going to be a mother or not, she’s the equivalent of a human turd. She’s with a man who believes she is a living ATM machine he will spend a lifetime using her and she’s too stupid to understand that. I feel no pity, or even empathy towards her, and I think most people share my opinion of Jessica Alba, career over with body gone. Poor child, with two self obsessed parents.
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RO, where have you been? Brad, Angie, and kids moved from the villa almost 2 weeks ago with the pool/balcony where pixs were taken from boats with extra long lens to a secluded home with a vineyard not near the sea. So no pixs have been taken since then of any family but Brad and Maddox at a moto race in Italy on June 1st, and Brad at an art show in Basel SW on June 3rd. They have a right to privacy if they are not working, you have no right to demand pixs of them. Additionally, What kind of strange person are you who can actually believe that Shiloh was not born when she was? You sound to me like a ranting mentally ill person who needs massive meds as quickly as possible.
I wish JessicaA and Cash a safe delivery and a healthy baby.
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If you have a few moments, go to Lainey and search the archives for the story of Jessica in a shoe shop in Vancouver. IT STILL cracks me up TO NO END. “You may take my boots off now.”
Priceless.
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Mentally ill? That would be Angie. Not me.
I was never put in a ward, nor did I cut myself, frenched my brother or became addicted to collecting things.
Now, Angelina was out every day until 10 days ago.
Every day.
All of the sudden, she, for some reason, chooses to NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.She flies all the time, including in the first trimester (which is the most dangerous…), even to Iraq, and all of the sudden, she doesn’t join Brad’s short visits?
That period of hiding started exactly at the same day the email was sent to inform the media about the birth…
Shiloh was conceived well into Brad and Jen’s marriage, so they had to take off to Namibia and shut the country down, so that no one would know how early Shiloh was born and do the math.
That was the reason they went there for so many months (Angelina usually cannot stay in once place more than 2 weeks…).
Have you fogotten that Angelina has stated that she would never sleep with a married man and that she is not having an affair with Brad?
Guess what? she was pregnant at the time, so she decided to lie about the actual date of birth of Shiloh.
She had a doctor fly in to Namibia and had her c section and stayed there for a while until she was ready to inform the media about the birth….
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Ok, RO, usually I never comment on celebrity blogs, but you really need to quit while you’re ahead. Anyone who reads this will probably think you’re looney for thinking you know this much about Angelina Jolie. Obsessed, much? Find a new hobby.
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RO, I have broken out of lurking to say that this is about Jessica Alba, not Angelina Jolie. What is your problem? Just go away with all this fanaticism of yours. You are making the rest of us sorta sick at the stomach to even read your posts(actually incoherent rants). You do know that law enforcement sort of patrols the net don’t you? Your post fits the profile of a stalker who the police may need to investigate. Please just stop.
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I remember reading the she was overheard telling people it was a girl due early in June at her baby shower. Turns out its a girl so I’m only guessing the other part is right too. She’s also not going to her premier on the 11th so yea she could be due right around now. I think she has had her baby or is doing so this weekend. The real question is how do I know this stuff and why?
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