In a day full of Clive Owen and David Gandy, it‘s amazing how much these Luke Perry mall photos absolutely made MY LIFE. [Dlisted]
Eva Longoria raps. Because she has nothing else to do. [PopBytes]
Taylor Momsen thinks she‘s, like, totally INSANE. And moody. [Evil Beet]
Jessica Alba‘s computer-generated side-boob. [Pajiba]
Russell Brand & Katy Perry in India, their wedding is imminent. [A Socialite Life]
Carey Mulligan sad-face and Ryan Gosling looking hot. [LaineyGossip]
Who should play Cleopatra? Jolie, Megan Fox… Beyonce? Ugh. [Celebuzz]
Denise Richards goes brunette – she looks good too. [Yeeah]
Taryn Manning does not have a perfectly flat stomach. Whatever. [IDLITW]
Rachel Zoe denies being pregnant…? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Michael Lohan issues a public statement about how he‘s not doing public statements ever again. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Christina Aguilera is delusional. [Agent Bedhead]
Alicia Keys & Swizz debut (kind of) little ‘Gypt. [Bossip]
Eric Johnson‘s ex-wife tries to warn Jessica Simpson. [Celebslam]
Jean Claude Van Damme did not have a heart attack. [Crazy Days and Nights]
I‘m worried about David Arquette. [PopEater]
The Situation‘s new book is the literary equivalent of an Ed Hardy shirt. [Jezebel]