Lady Gaga has a new look and a hot bald bodyguard

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While I was waiting for Lindsay Lohan news, I started looking at these new photos of Lady Gaga in London, and now I’m kind of obsessed with them. My opinion? London agrees with her. Some Americans are just like that, and Gaga always seems better, like she’s recharging or something, when she’s in England and away from America. She’s even “gifted” us with a new look, much different than the more revealing costumes she’s been wearing lately – Gaga looks almost modest. And I like this grey and white wig – it’s kind of cute. What I don’t understand is the weird sunglasses. Perhaps it’s some kind of ode to John Lennon? Ugh.

Also – check out Gaga’s bodyguard, the bald one. I wish I was a big pop star so I could have hot bodyguards like that, pressing up against my body and muttering into their piece, “The package is on the move.” Hottie McBaldy is way cuter than Gaga’s boyfriend Luc Carl.

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One last thing – Gaga is going to duet with Elton John on a song for Gnomeo and Juliet, an animated film. You know what that means, right? If it’s an original song, the combination of Elton, Gaga and animation means that the song will likely be nominated for an Oscar. Which means… Gaga at the Oscars. Not for the 2011 Oscars, but the 2012. You love it.

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Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.

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  1. Squirtle says:

    Ooh He is hot! I have a little thing for bald guys..my boyfriend shaves his head too and I just think it’s so sexy…unless you have a funky shaped head, some people can not pull it off but if you’ve got a nice head it looks good!

  2. RHONYC says:

    oohhh, get your protection on gurl! haha.
    love the new hair, very ‘bad romance-burning down the house’ chic. 🙂

  3. LOL he is hot, she is not… she ruins an ok outfit with those rediculous shoes all the time…
    Try as she does she fails to shock me at all anymore and if she gets an oscar by riding Eltons coat tales then she will be an even bigger insufferable ego maniac…

  4. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Yum Yum Yummy!

  5. a says:

    love her glasses!

  6. original kate says:

    cruella de ville did this look first…and better.

  7. Kitten says:

    This is the first Lady Gaga post where I didn’t even notice her. I’m not a huge fan of the baldness but some guys just know how to work it. Nice…

  8. Ivy says:

    WTF with her makeup – she looks like she’s been embalmed…

  9. kelBear says:

    Seriously those shoes gotta go!

  10. Sarah says:

    Hot bodyguard. I actually like the hair even though I hate her.

  11. Bellatrix says:

    That bodyguard’s going to need a bodyguard now he’s been exposed to the world.

    Bonjour monsieur sexy…

  12. Lisa says:

    Modest noooo……..the dress is see through

  13. omondieu says:

    I wonder if it’s difficult for her to have to put on some sort of weirdo spacesuit before leaving the house each day? Doesn’t the girl miss putting her hair up in a simple ponytail, and putting on a pair of jeans and sneakers to go pick up some milk?

    That said, I love that nail polish.

  14. fizXgirl314 says:

    me and my boyfriend were arguing about how much I hate this bitch yesterday… I HATE THIS UGLY BITCH!

  15. Laura says:

    Why must she continue to wear those hideous super-platform shoes? I get it– you can walk in tall shoes. Most of the time.

  16. Paulus says:

    He definitely has sex appeal. Those blue eyes (bedroom)and bald head (current haute-couture) I imagine will get him a movie contract in the near future.

  17. Schnauzers!!! says:

    Oh look! It’s the Botox Granny Barbie Doll!!!

  18. Anoni Mus says:

    Just in time for Halloween!

  19. Eleonor says:

    2012 The Apocalypse and Gaga at the Oscars.

  20. birdgherl says:

    She is just hideous.

  21. HBIC says:

    this girl is a hoot. with that get up she would make a great pairing with Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka.

  22. Kate says:

    I would never be able to have a bodyguard; I’d be Rachel Marron-ing that shit all over the place.

    “And Iiiiiiiiiieeeeiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuu!”

  23. wunderkindt says:

    I want to steal GaGa’s hot baldy guard!

    I’m diggin her new look too even tho it somehow reminds me of the Addams Family.

  24. vibius says:

    She should stay in London.

  25. jover says:

    All this attention for a largely manufactured pop tart with mediocre music while real talent goes unnoticed and unapreciated – funny thing is as many have posted everything about her is so corporate and calculated there is no fun and spontenaity – for a fun pop star I’ll take early WHitney Houston.

  26. Liana says:

    I like guys either bald, or with long hair. None of this middle of the road shit for me.

  27. J says:

    Is the dress really see-through? Because it looks opaque to me. I do see a lot of Morticia Addams in this look. She always looks crazy and yet somehow 1/4 (not even 1/2) way decent anyway; what’s the big change?

    Also, I thought she looked a lot better before she lost all that weight.