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	<title>Comments on: Ashlee Simpson isn&#8217;t having twins</title>
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		<title>By: bc</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>no twins for the chins?  good.  i don&#039;t think she can handle one, much less 2...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>no twins for the chins?  good.  i don&#8217;t think she can handle one, much less 2&#8230;
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		<title>By: Carrie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No twins? How incredibly un-hip of 
her!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No twins? How incredibly un-hip of<br />
her!
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well why not, all the cool people are doing it. :lol:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well why not, all the cool people are doing it. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: JoGirl</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Twins are much more common in moms over 35, so I also doubt she&#039;s having more than one.

Plus, she looks happy and not incredibly sick... twin pregnancies tend to lead to enhanced morning sickness.  Ask me how I know. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Twins are much more common in moms over 35, so I also doubt she&#8217;s having more than one.</p>
<p>Plus, she looks happy and not incredibly sick&#8230; twin pregnancies tend to lead to enhanced morning sickness.  Ask me how I know. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: devilgirl</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God I hope she isn&#039;t having twins! There isn&#039;t enough eyeliner in the world to go around if that happens!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God I hope she isn&#8217;t having twins! There isn&#8217;t enough eyeliner in the world to go around if that happens!
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah, i agree ... why are fuglee simpson and her retarded husband in the news at all? i am so sick of these two talentless wastes of space i could scream. please just go away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, i agree &#8230; why are fuglee simpson and her retarded husband in the news at all? i am so sick of these two talentless wastes of space i could scream. please just go away.
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		<title>By: AC</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i&#039;d say thats an honest mistake.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;d say thats an honest mistake.
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		<title>By: elisha</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s an easy mistake. People say &quot;they&quot; &quot;their&quot; and &quot;them&quot; all the time when they don&#039;t know the gender, as opposed to &quot;it&quot; and &quot;it&#039;s&quot;.

&quot;It&#039;s&quot; and honest mistake.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s an easy mistake. People say &#8220;they&#8221; &#8220;their&#8221; and &#8220;them&#8221; all the time when they don&#8217;t know the gender, as opposed to &#8220;it&#8221; and &#8220;it&#8217;s&#8221;.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s&#8221; and honest mistake.
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		<title>By: headache</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We can all let out that breath we were holding.

Seriously though, if I don&#039;t know the gender of someone, I will say they or them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We can all let out that breath we were holding.</p>
<p>Seriously though, if I don&#8217;t know the gender of someone, I will say they or them.
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		<title>By: silly lilly</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can I ask a question? At this point...arent she and her sister more tabloid stars than actual stars? Do we really need to read about has beens that lip synched and are now having a child ? Jessica was &quot;eh&quot; until Newlyweds.... she forgets that...Assl...sorry Ashlee... is more famous for a nose job and a lip synch than music.... in the words of Ms Jackson...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME ME LATELY? I dunno. Maybe its PMS. But I am not even interested in the Simpsons even being spoken about anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can I ask a question? At this point&#8230;arent she and her sister more tabloid stars than actual stars? Do we really need to read about has beens that lip synched and are now having a child ? Jessica was &#8220;eh&#8221; until Newlyweds&#8230;. she forgets that&#8230;Assl&#8230;sorry Ashlee&#8230; is more famous for a nose job and a lip synch than music&#8230;. in the words of Ms Jackson&#8230;WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME ME LATELY? I dunno. Maybe its PMS. But I am not even interested in the Simpsons even being spoken about anymore.
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