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Written by JayBird
Posted in Heather Mills, Real Estate
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Thanks for the laugh, great story Jaybird!!
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Can’t they revoke her passport? We got rid of one disgusting cow-Madonna-already. We don’t need to start importing foreign ones.
Besides, she should stay in England where that child will have frequent and easy access to her father. It is wrong to take the child so far away from her other parent. Seems like Sir Paul would have a solid argument if he wanted to legally prevent her from taking the little girl away.
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Maybe that’s it, Lauri – this is the British revenge for foisting Madonna off on them!
I think it’s wrong to take the baby so far from the father too. But these people have so much money, flipping back and forth across the Atlantic is no more a big deal than for you or me to run to the convenience store for a Slurpy.
Ugly outfit she’s wearing. Ugly person too.
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Even when she smiles she has this snarling curl of her lip- it’s frightening. She’ll piss off the wrong New Yorker and they’ll have no reservations about beating her with her peg leg!
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Banana Boat, HAHA
peg leg…
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Did everyone else in the building move out ?
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Good Luck NYC!!!!
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Thank the monkey? and I’m the first one to think “spank the monkey” you guys are slippin
I’m just glad shes not coming to Canada
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GO HOME HEATHER! WE ALREADY HAD MADONNA!
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First they send the idoiot Backhams (seriously, is there anybody dumber than those two on the planet) and now they send the cow? Looks like the Brits have launched a new cold war on us.
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JayBirdie, very funny. Does Larry David help write your stories or what? I was thinking the same thing about her mouth when checking out that pic b/reading your story. I was thinking “Girl, control your mouth, it looks all sloppy & shit”. I’m a hop, skip and a jump from Perry St. actually. I go & get my foot massages there at a place called Angel Feet. They are dreamlike, so much I need an ambulance to take my ass home or just get carried to a car. Since I have an appt. w/them this friday…is there anything anyone here wants me to do?
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People say they are sick of her, yet everything she does or says gets publicity, and people keep talking about her.
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Interesting that you mention the dress, Syko. Designers are usually lining up to dress celebrities. Apparently not Heather Mills, however. This outfit looks off the rack.
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She’s not a REAL vegan. She slips into Burger King and shovels double cheesburgers into her face when no-one’s looking. Handy for her that her mouth is shaped like a rubbish chute.
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This better be true, Jaybird. Although having said that, she’ll wear out her ‘welcome’ in no time at all and will be back to scoping the globe for someplace where she and her grotesqueness will be welcomed and appreciated. I forsee a very nomadic future for Heather.
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I see she really cares about her daughter so much that she is moving half way around the world. Oh yeah, she is special okay.
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Good riddance, I’m glad when she’s gone. She’s such a waste of space.
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I must say, the pin striped suit does look off the rack. Bet she got it at Burlington Coat Factory.
She often wears mannish looking clothes like this. It doesn’t help her image. She already seems harsh and unfeminine. She could do well to wear softer colors, dresses and skirts more often.
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I really enjoyed the article. Its always nice when you read something that is not only informative but entertaining. Thanks again, Jesus Bell ~ Flyttstädning
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poor heather.
great article though!
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