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		<title>By: Elmo Poon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 21:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be really something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complex and extremely broad for me. I&#039;m looking forward for your next post, I’ll try to get the hang of it!</description>
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		<title>By: Bridget</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 12:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love the show, good on them if thats the way they wanted to get famous. they were much more fun to watch than the stupid twins who did not last long at all. Bridget was kind, Holly seemed nice and Kendra was loud and abnoxious but funny to watch, great entertainment, make us feel like we have a great and normal life. you all have opinions so much have watched the show.......Each to their own. They all have great live and loves now....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love the show, good on them if thats the way they wanted to get famous. they were much more fun to watch than the stupid twins who did not last long at all. Bridget was kind, Holly seemed nice and Kendra was loud and abnoxious but funny to watch, great entertainment, make us feel like we have a great and normal life. you all have opinions so much have watched the show&#8230;&#8230;.Each to their own. They all have great live and loves now&#8230;.
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		<title>By: Heather</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 16:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dont know why Hank is &quot;surprised&quot; and upset about the sex tape.  Is he stupid. Like Snoop Dog said &quot;ya caint make a &quot;ho&quot; a housewife......Dummy.</description>
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		<title>By: darla glibbery</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 16:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All of these women are classless, dumpster trash, and hopelessly ugly compared to Barbi Benton. When she was their age, she was by FAR more beautiful than all of them put together. She still is. And her beauty was NATURAL. I mean, come on, Hugh has a bust of her face at the mansion.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All of these women are classless, dumpster trash, and hopelessly ugly compared to Barbi Benton. When she was their age, she was by FAR more beautiful than all of them put together. She still is. And her beauty was NATURAL. I mean, come on, Hugh has a bust of her face at the mansion.
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		<title>By: meg</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holly is just a BITCH i hate her  but i love kendra she is so cool and bridget she nice</description>
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		<title>By: meg</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holly is just a BITCH.As everyone knows and thinks she is sooo much better than everyone else. I personally find i tfunny. What was she before? LOL 
I can’t stand Holly she a c--- but i love kendra i wish her the best and bridget have fun ;]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holly is just a BITCH.As everyone knows and thinks she is sooo much better than everyone else. I personally find i tfunny. What was she before? LOL<br />
I can’t stand Holly she a c&#8212; but i love kendra i wish her the best and bridget have fun ;]
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		<title>By: steph</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holly is just a BITCH.As everyone knows and thinks she is sooo much better than everyone else. I personally find i tfunny. What was she before? LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holly is just a BITCH.As everyone knows and thinks she is sooo much better than everyone else. I personally find i tfunny. What was she before? LOL
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		<title>By: Mo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We all know all of Hefners girlfriends are all STUPID BLONDE GOLDDIGGERS!! These women are the lonely, low self esteem women that all they do is go after his or any guys money. Duh thats why they date the ugly as hell 82 year old man. Man these women will learn someday once they get bitch slapped that his money is so tied up. If any of those girlfriends think they will see an ounce of his money they are DREAMING!!! I&#039;m sure all his girlfriends or his wives are required to sign a PRENUP SO the GOLD DIGGERS get absolutely NOTHING!!! That will be the day when Hugh dies all his girlfriends and wives will go to court crying like babies saying where&#039;s my money and the judge will be laughing his ass off telling them they wont get SHIT lol!!!</description>
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		<title>By: CJ</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Im gonna say what all you haters are really thinking. I AM jealous of these girls and hef.&quot;

Speak for yourself, and dont call us &quot;haters&quot;. I am not jealous of these girls and Hef. Their lifestyle is quite pathetic. 

&quot;If they dont really love hef…and they are just going along for the ride…their freakin lucky as hell.&quot;

No. They are not lucky. Prostituting yourself out for a few luxuries and baubles is not lucky. Its sick. Finding true love is a rare jewel thats much harder to find, but more worthwhile to have.

&quot;Hef is lucky as hell too. How many 80 yr olds do you know that can have as many hott girls as they want.&quot;

Lots of them, as long as they have more than enoughy money. How many 80 year olds have found true love?

&quot;The girls hair color, boobs, noses, personalities, and love for hef might all be fake….but look where that has got them…they live in a mansion, they never have to cook their own food or do their own laundry, they rub elbows with A-list celebs, they’ve traveled the world,&quot;

But for how long? Look at the long line of others that came before them. Then they aged a few years, and Hef replaced them with brand new younger models. Where are they today? Certainly not living the lifestyle they had with Hef, plus they lost their self respect.  

&quot;Ask yourself—&gt;Do you live in a mansion?&quot;

No, and I dont need or want to.

&quot;Do you have a personal chef?&quot;

No, another thing I dont need or want.

&quot;Do you have a maid?&quot;

Yes.

&quot;Are you so hott that you get paid to pose nude?&quot;

I am biased here, but I really dont know. Even if I was, I wouldnt want to pose nude, even for money.

&quot;Have you met your fav. celebs?&quot;

Several. 

&quot;Have you ever seen Rome or Paris?&quot;

Yes, and London. Believe me, you do not need a rich sugar daddy to see those beautiful cities. Many people on small tight budgets have. 

&quot;Do thousands of ppl find you so interesting that they watch your life play out on tv?&quot;

Probably not, but what do I care if they do or dont? How many times have I told myself and my friends &quot;what do you care what everyone else thinks?&quot;

&quot;Are you so fabulous that hundreds of jealous ppl blog about how much they hate you?&quot;

No, not yet at least. Again, not that I give a damn. 

&quot;Does your boyfriend pay you just to be his girlfriend?&quot;

No, and i&#039;m glad of that. You know what you call a &quot;boyfriend&quot; who pays girls to be his &quot;girlfriends&quot;? Clients. You know what you call girls who allow themselves to be rented girlfriends? Hookers, whores, prostitutes. 

&quot;Unless your name is Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, or Kendra Wilkison, you probably answered “no” to more than half of those questions.&quot;

Unless one is a high priced whore, one probably answered no to most of these questions. 

&quot;You might be sittin there sayin well if I had to be like them to get all those things I wouldnt do it anyway….you all can say that…but deep down ….you know you would.&quot;

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. Deep down, I am MORE committed to NOT doing that to get all or any of those things. 

&quot;The Nickelback song is true…”We all just wanna be big rockstars”&quot;

It could be true. We all wanna be rock stars, celebrities, rich, famous, etc. HOWEVER many of us would like to achieve those things WITHOUT prostituting ourselves. If I cant have those things without pimping myself out, then I do NOT want them. 

&quot;all Im saying is that theyre luckier than most….probably luckier than whoever reads this blog….cause if youre reading this blog, like me, you probably have nuthing better to do. I wonder what the girls next door are doing right now. Partying with the rich and famous, maybe. Getting paid for being eye candy, maybe. Or maybe theyre just hanging out at theyre mansion with theyre rich boyfriend. No matter what theyre doing, its better than what you or I are doing…&quot;

I will grant you that what they are doing is better than what I am doing. I have to put up with financial problems that they dont. They get to live in a big mansion. I have to worry about not being put out of my tiny little hovel and into the street, etc. HOWEVER, the price they have to pay to achieve their lifestyles (prostitute themselves) is not a price I am willing to pay. Better yet, there are many other ways (legal, moral and ethical) to achieve that sort of rich lifestyle aside from whoring oneself out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Im gonna say what all you haters are really thinking. I AM jealous of these girls and hef.&#8221;</p>
<p>Speak for yourself, and dont call us &#8220;haters&#8221;. I am not jealous of these girls and Hef. Their lifestyle is quite pathetic. </p>
<p>&#8220;If they dont really love hef…and they are just going along for the ride…their freakin lucky as hell.&#8221;</p>
<p>No. They are not lucky. Prostituting yourself out for a few luxuries and baubles is not lucky. Its sick. Finding true love is a rare jewel thats much harder to find, but more worthwhile to have.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hef is lucky as hell too. How many 80 yr olds do you know that can have as many hott girls as they want.&#8221;</p>
<p>Lots of them, as long as they have more than enoughy money. How many 80 year olds have found true love?</p>
<p>&#8220;The girls hair color, boobs, noses, personalities, and love for hef might all be fake….but look where that has got them…they live in a mansion, they never have to cook their own food or do their own laundry, they rub elbows with A-list celebs, they’ve traveled the world,&#8221;</p>
<p>But for how long? Look at the long line of others that came before them. Then they aged a few years, and Hef replaced them with brand new younger models. Where are they today? Certainly not living the lifestyle they had with Hef, plus they lost their self respect.  </p>
<p>&#8220;Ask yourself—&gt;Do you live in a mansion?&#8221;</p>
<p>No, and I dont need or want to.</p>
<p>&#8220;Do you have a personal chef?&#8221;</p>
<p>No, another thing I dont need or want.</p>
<p>&#8220;Do you have a maid?&#8221;</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>&#8220;Are you so hott that you get paid to pose nude?&#8221;</p>
<p>I am biased here, but I really dont know. Even if I was, I wouldnt want to pose nude, even for money.</p>
<p>&#8220;Have you met your fav. celebs?&#8221;</p>
<p>Several. </p>
<p>&#8220;Have you ever seen Rome or Paris?&#8221;</p>
<p>Yes, and London. Believe me, you do not need a rich sugar daddy to see those beautiful cities. Many people on small tight budgets have. </p>
<p>&#8220;Do thousands of ppl find you so interesting that they watch your life play out on tv?&#8221;</p>
<p>Probably not, but what do I care if they do or dont? How many times have I told myself and my friends &#8220;what do you care what everyone else thinks?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Are you so fabulous that hundreds of jealous ppl blog about how much they hate you?&#8221;</p>
<p>No, not yet at least. Again, not that I give a damn. </p>
<p>&#8220;Does your boyfriend pay you just to be his girlfriend?&#8221;</p>
<p>No, and i&#8217;m glad of that. You know what you call a &#8220;boyfriend&#8221; who pays girls to be his &#8220;girlfriends&#8221;? Clients. You know what you call girls who allow themselves to be rented girlfriends? Hookers, whores, prostitutes. </p>
<p>&#8220;Unless your name is Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, or Kendra Wilkison, you probably answered “no” to more than half of those questions.&#8221;</p>
<p>Unless one is a high priced whore, one probably answered no to most of these questions. </p>
<p>&#8220;You might be sittin there sayin well if I had to be like them to get all those things I wouldnt do it anyway….you all can say that…but deep down ….you know you would.&#8221;</p>
<p>SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. Deep down, I am MORE committed to NOT doing that to get all or any of those things. </p>
<p>&#8220;The Nickelback song is true…”We all just wanna be big rockstars”&#8221;</p>
<p>It could be true. We all wanna be rock stars, celebrities, rich, famous, etc. HOWEVER many of us would like to achieve those things WITHOUT prostituting ourselves. If I cant have those things without pimping myself out, then I do NOT want them. </p>
<p>&#8220;all Im saying is that theyre luckier than most….probably luckier than whoever reads this blog….cause if youre reading this blog, like me, you probably have nuthing better to do. I wonder what the girls next door are doing right now. Partying with the rich and famous, maybe. Getting paid for being eye candy, maybe. Or maybe theyre just hanging out at theyre mansion with theyre rich boyfriend. No matter what theyre doing, its better than what you or I are doing…&#8221;</p>
<p>I will grant you that what they are doing is better than what I am doing. I have to put up with financial problems that they dont. They get to live in a big mansion. I have to worry about not being put out of my tiny little hovel and into the street, etc. HOWEVER, the price they have to pay to achieve their lifestyles (prostitute themselves) is not a price I am willing to pay. Better yet, there are many other ways (legal, moral and ethical) to achieve that sort of rich lifestyle aside from whoring oneself out.
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		<description>Im gonna say what all you haters are really thinking. I AM jealous of these girls and hef. If they dont really love hef...and they are just going along for the ride...their freakin lucky as hell. Hef is lucky as hell too. How many 80 yr olds do you know that can have as many hott girls as they want. The girls hair color, boobs, noses, personalities, and love for hef might all be fake....but look where that has got them...they live in a mansion, they never have to cook their own food or do their own laundry, they rub elbows with A-list celebs, they&#039;ve traveled the world, all tho theyre hated by many theyre adored by just as many or more....Ask yourself---&gt;Do you live in a mansion? Do you have a personal chef? Do you have a maid? Are you so hott that you get paid to pose nude? Have you met your fav. celebs? Have you ever seen Rome or Paris? Do thousands of ppl find you so interesting that they watch your life play out on tv? Are you so fabulous that hundreds of jealous ppl blog about how much they hate you? Does your boyfriend pay you just to be his girlfriend? Unless your name is Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, or Kendra Wilkison, you probably answered &quot;no&quot; to more than half of those questions. You might be sittin there sayin well if I had to be like them to get all those things I wouldnt do it anyway....you all can say that...but deep down ....you know you would. The Nickelback song is true...&quot;We all just wanna be big rockstars&quot; .....which btw, Holly, Bridget, &amp; Kendra were in the music video. 8)  Now Im not saying what theyre doing is right or moral...Im not saying theyre the luckiest ppl in the world...all Im saying is that theyre luckier than most....probably luckier than whoever reads this blog....cause if youre reading this blog, like me, you probably have nuthing better to do. I wonder what the girls next door are doing right now. Partying with the rich and famous, maybe. Getting paid for being eye candy, maybe. Or maybe theyre just hanging out at theyre mansion with theyre rich boyfriend. No matter what theyre doing, its better than what you or I are doing....and thats we&#039;re jealous...and thats why ppl love to hate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Im gonna say what all you haters are really thinking. I AM jealous of these girls and hef. If they dont really love hef&#8230;and they are just going along for the ride&#8230;their freakin lucky as hell. Hef is lucky as hell too. How many 80 yr olds do you know that can have as many hott girls as they want. The girls hair color, boobs, noses, personalities, and love for hef might all be fake&#8230;.but look where that has got them&#8230;they live in a mansion, they never have to cook their own food or do their own laundry, they rub elbows with A-list celebs, they&#8217;ve traveled the world, all tho theyre hated by many theyre adored by just as many or more&#8230;.Ask yourself&#8212;&gt;Do you live in a mansion? Do you have a personal chef? Do you have a maid? Are you so hott that you get paid to pose nude? Have you met your fav. celebs? Have you ever seen Rome or Paris? Do thousands of ppl find you so interesting that they watch your life play out on tv? Are you so fabulous that hundreds of jealous ppl blog about how much they hate you? Does your boyfriend pay you just to be his girlfriend? Unless your name is Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, or Kendra Wilkison, you probably answered &#8220;no&#8221; to more than half of those questions. You might be sittin there sayin well if I had to be like them to get all those things I wouldnt do it anyway&#8230;.you all can say that&#8230;but deep down &#8230;.you know you would. The Nickelback song is true&#8230;&#8221;We all just wanna be big rockstars&#8221; &#8230;..which btw, Holly, Bridget, &amp; Kendra were in the music video. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' />  Now Im not saying what theyre doing is right or moral&#8230;Im not saying theyre the luckiest ppl in the world&#8230;all Im saying is that theyre luckier than most&#8230;.probably luckier than whoever reads this blog&#8230;.cause if youre reading this blog, like me, you probably have nuthing better to do. I wonder what the girls next door are doing right now. Partying with the rich and famous, maybe. Getting paid for being eye candy, maybe. Or maybe theyre just hanging out at theyre mansion with theyre rich boyfriend. No matter what theyre doing, its better than what you or I are doing&#8230;.and thats we&#8217;re jealous&#8230;and thats why ppl love to hate.
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