On Tuesday night, Audrina Patridge was (SPOILER) kicked off Dancing With the Stars. Within minutes, it seems, Audrina was offered another television deal, so everything works out. After the DWTS elimination, it seems like Audrina and her mom Lynn went out to dinner, and Lynn decided to forgo the steak and baked potato for a dinner of vodka martinis, with a stoop cigarette chaser. Hollywood TV caught up with Lynn as she “performed” a hilarious drunken rant for the camera:
This video has f bombs and is NSFW
I’ll just do my general thoughts:
Oooh…Lynn has SO much more personality than Audrina. Maybe it has something to do with Audrina’s “Polish Catholic f-ckin’ full-on Italian” upbringing? Yes, Lynn, Audrina “was raised right.”
Lynn is right, Audrina winning DWTS is NOT “God’s will.” Because God doesn’t give a crap about dancing competitions, seriously.
Oohh…Lauren Conrad and her “pissy ass little fashion sh-t… bitch wants to bring it on, let‘s GO!”
Lynn: “I might be drink, but you know what? I’m not mad.” LMAO.
Lynn: “I don’t give a sh-t, I ain’t scared of paparazzis.”
Lynn: “I’ve been a celebrity mom through eight years of this Hills bullsh-t, Audrina is going to the next level.”
Lynn: “F-cking Hills tramps… Audrina is the only one with class and I don’t give a F-CK about it.”
Lynn: “I don’t care if I’m a ass! I’m going to be on TV!”
Okay, I’ll stop. I mean, it must suck for Audrina that her mom clearly has a drinking problem, but it also must suck for Audrina that her mom has WAY more personality than her.
LOL! What can I add to that?
HaeheAhaeHEahEa …yeah, so much for class!!! TEAM LC!! HHaheHAEhEhehe
OMG that is hilarious. She is so wasted. Have another one Momma….
haa, awesome.
HAHA this is hysterical 🙂
So funny. But I wonder why she dissed Lauren like that and I wonder if Audrina has been talking crap about Lauren which made her mom say those things hmmm.
Wow. So much joy, I don’t even know where to begin.
– She never drinks. Okaaaay. That’s why she looks so good – she’s pickled.
– What was that she was saying about “Kurt Russell and Sarah Palin’s daughter”? That would be hilarious – Snake Plissken meets Sarah Barracuda and has… a baby moray eel?
– Who is this “Kelly” with the tacky bangs? She looks like my insurance agency customer service representative. How many times can one person repeat the cliche “When one door closes, another one opens”? She says it as if she’s the first person who ever thought of it.
Now THIS is entertainment! Kaiser, you’re killing me this morning.
I want to apologize to Kaiser for correcting what I thought was a typo and changing this line “I might be drink, but you know what? I’m not mad.” to “I might be drunk.” The original transcription was right and Audrina’s mom said “drink”! lol! I’m sorry Kaiser!
After watching this video 3 times, I think I might be drink too. It’s a contact drunk.
She speaks what Dina Lohan thinks.
Audrina has always been worthless- at least now we know that she comes by it honestly. I’m guessing there was more than a little jealousy that Lauren Conrad is known for more than just being a skank with dead eyes.
Audrina is a super talent and is so deserving.
Her mom is a super celebrity mom and so deserving.
Where is the dad. He must be super too
I wish had a super celebrity mom that could buy me breast implants too.
Oh what a mess! Guess “classy” Audrina didn’t inherit the class from her trash Mother.
This is going to hurt in the morning. Hopefully Audrina has a good sense of humour!
This is awesome and LOL @flutulence!
Yikes!
Momma Patridge fcukin rocks!I see where Audrina gets her looks from.
MJ FOR HGF!
I see a new reality series in the making – “The Patridge Family!” Let Mom drive the bus after a few martinis…
I was completely prepared for her to flash the photographers.
Love it – and really Lauren Conrad a designer – half the female celebutards in hollywood think they are designers they are just playing and insulting real long established design houses.
Ha! Dina Lohan’s status has just been elevated, LMAO!
You know that feeling you get the next morning, when you wake up in a half state of undress and you didn’t take out your contacts and you don’t remember how you got home and all you can think of is, “what did I do and do my friends hate me?” So you eventually call your friends and they still love you and it turns out you had a lot of fun the night before and no, you didn’t do anything stupid. I hate that feeling.
Wouldn’t it be worse to wake up to all those feelings, and then go to Celebitchy (or whatever blog) and bam, there’s a video in all your idiot-glory? I’m happy my life is simple(r).
Audrina may be a nice girl,i dont know her, what i do know is she is a very average looking girl pretty unintelligent girl who got very lucky and hit the jackpot with the Hills. She is dime a dozen/thousands of girls prettier and more talented than her in Hollywood so she should be extremely grateful for her position as should her mother.
Audrina is not considered an actress. She is simply yet another reality star of which there are hundreds. She will do another reality show, some more Bongo jeans ads and will fade into obscurity like the rest of the reality stars eventually do.
I do feel for her that she has to see her mother ranting drunk for millions. What trash her mother is! And it could hurt her because no one wants to deal with a reality star whose mother is going to go on tv drunk and spew.
She makes Dina Lohan look like Mother Teresa! She is trash. Drunk is not an excuse for a woman her age out with her kids!!!!! She just blew a Patridge family show because no one wants to see a grown woman act like this. What a wreck!
When one door closes, another opens. Yeah dont let it hit you an the ass on your way out of your 15 mins of fame!
The only issue I have with this truly hilarious post (and I do agree that Audrina: the Original needs her own show!) is stating that the mom “clearly has a drinking problem.” To the best of my knowledge, she’s been caught on camera drunk once, this time. I don’t think it’s fair to label her an alcoholic, even if she is sideways in this vid. It seems pretty judgmental. Charlie Sheen clearly has a drinking (and drugging) problem. Mrs. Patridge just clearly drank too much on that night.
I feel a little bad for Audrina (I always got the impression that she was dumb, but nice). And I’ve always had a faint dislike for Lauren Conrad. Why is this? I never 5 mins of one episode of the Hills, and know very little about either of them.
I don’t think this indicates she “clearly” has a drinking problem either! “Clearly” she drank at dinner on that night…that’s all ye know!
Dear God, she may have only had two gin n tonics!
And she may not drink again for months.
Wow. That was a hot mess!
Audrinda looks exactly like her Mom! Momma Patridge is definitely going to be the star of her show.
Now THAT’S top not CLASS!
OMG this is sooo funny.
OMG!!!!!!!!!! I just watched it. I didn’t think it was that bad but omg!!!! Ugh, I actually feel bad for Audrina. Ugh, I actually have a feeling in regards to Audrina Partridge.
My favourite line, “Happy America!!!!” What? She never took a drag of her cigarette. And why must God be brought into everything? I’m certain it won’t be long before he sends a message explaining what he really cares about and what is completely out of his hands and even though he can, he still wouldn’t do anything because he don’t care!
Trashed or not, her mom is gorgeous. I’m certain she’s had work done but she’s had good work done.
Hilarious yet oh so embarrassing. 😆
Happy America!
BAHAHAHA that just made my Friday! This woman needs her own show.
What has entertainment TV come to? I HATE REALITY SHOWS!!!! My god, what happened to good acting. Look at the horrible roll models for children. The Hills, Teen Moms, Jersey shore, Kate Gosslin. What the hell is wrong with these fools? And their kids? I fear for this dreary world!!!