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Gisele Bundchen – the supermodel who, in my opinion doesn’t hold a candle to Heidi Klum – is half naked in GQ magazine. Gisele has been on the arm of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady for quite awhile now and has finally solved the mystery of his love for football. During her interview with the magazine she touches base on her relationships, money and sticking her finger down her throat for the sake of being skinny.
Her thoughts on first meeting Brady and being introduced to football:
Look, I’m Brazilian. I had never seen football before. I’m freezing, and all I’m thinking is, When can I go back to New York City? I didn’t understand why they were all hitting each other. Now I do, but I didn’t.Her money issues…
Do you think [salary]’s important to me? Look, this is my job. I take pictures. There is no big deal. I would like to know who this reporter is finding out all of these amounts. And I would like him to talk to my accountant and figure out where is the cash that’s missing. Because I haven’t seen it.
This is refreshing. I wonder if he had to use Barbie and Ken dolls to explain the game. Regardless, Tom has become more and more mainstream and a bigger target for the press. He embodies the typical high school quarterback with good looks and a bit of charm. Brady even dabbles in modeling now.
You would hope the modeling side of Gisele’s story would be seedy, but Janice Dickinson will have to suffice. Bundchen denies the lure of desperate measures to stay thin in a body image industry that demands perfection. Eating disorders is a subject she rather not chat about.
I don’t think it’s something that people go around talking about. I do think what saved me is that I’ve been very athletic since I was very young. I think your body has muscle memory.
So this bitch is gorgeous, rich, thin and has a “perfect boyfriend.” Yes. I am bitter. I am also a Bears fan, so sorry Gisele. Heidi is still the shiz.
Written by CNH
Posted in Gisele Bundchen, Interviews, Models, Tom Brady
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Great body, but a butter face.
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Haha, butterface.
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Only someone with a lot of money can say that her salary isn’t that important. You can take my picture for whatever she makes and I am not a butterface
I am just short.
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Thank you! I thought I was the only one who thought she had a weird face. I mean is she ugly? Of course not. Far from it. But, model worthy? Idk.
She has a hot body though.
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i like heidi than her…maybe heidi is a little bit shorter thatn giselle but pretty much sure that heidi is more gorgeous than her… (one’s point of view!)
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How can anyone make such a fool of themselves by talking about her face ( when she is obviously beautiful ) and then hide behind the concept of opinion. That is delusional at best, and at worst, one of the most craven and pathetic stances imaginable. This is not to mention that beauty is total( face and figure, inside and out, there can be no radical separation ) and that any other measure is simply insipid and vulgar.
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Lee, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I don’t find Gisele Bundchen attractive at all. Give me Aishwarya Rai any day – THAT’S a beautiful woman.
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Straight head on she’s really isn’t that pretty. I don’t think her body is even that great.
In addition, she doesn’t seem like such a decent human being on the inside either -If anyone remembers, she started dating Tom Brady while he was still married to then pregnant actress wife, Bridget Moyahagen. Not that he’s innocent. He’s actually the biggest jerk of it all, but she’s certainly no angel. She’s just way overhyped.
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I think she’s physically beautiful, and photographs beautifully. Don’t get the butterface thing at all.
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GO BEARS!!
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Tom Brady is not perfect! He left his pregnant girlfriend, remember. Tom and Giselle have the same look in their eyes. They’re not buterfaces more like butersouls.
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Man this gets old-
Tom found out that Bridgett was pregnant after they broke up. Staying together when there is no love for the sake of the child is less than an ideal situation. He can still be an involved parent without living under the same roof.
Go Bears!!
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I’ve never been a fan of her looks, she’s too thin and her face is all sharp angles – too mannish for me (and my husband agrees). I would also take Heidi any day – she’s gorgeous, she doesn’t take herself too seriously, and she seems to be down to earth about the whole, “I’m a supermodel, worship me” thing.
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The fashion industry decides her worth and pays her accordingly. Who can begrudge her that? I just wonder how comfortable any woman could feel with a guy who abandoned a pregnant woman. Tick, tick, tick…..
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Shes got this far because she obviously has what it takes … plus she is Über professional! It´s totally non-sense compare her to Heidi…they´re both talented, successful, beautiful woman…in their own different ways!
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Eh, I don’t see what’s so special about her. Her face is ok, but Hiedi is much prettier.
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urgh, so only Heidi Klum can be a supermodel? you ppl are so mainstream!
meanwhile, Kurkova is doing a Britney, on the scale…
http://www.papelpop.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/kurkova.jpg
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I think the poses are a little raunchy.
What is a butterface? I’ve never heard the expression before.
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bears fan? that’s gotta be even more painful…
go pack!
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PJ, a butterface per the urban dictionary:
A girl with an exceptionally hot body but an exceptionally ugly face. Everything but-her-face is attractive.
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I thought she was a tranny?!
Heidi Klum was hot about 10 years ago.
Alessandra Ambrosio…preganant but still hotter than either one of them.
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Her face is angular, and I was surprised to see that her butt is not that great looking, and I think she needs an attitude adjustment. People who have ugly personalities always look bad to me.
@Alexis: I have to remember that one. Buttersouls, indeed.
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Aishwarya Rai is NOT the most beautiful woman in the world. She seems to be the only Indian chick the Western World has heard of, and so many of you now mimic that stupid Julia Roberts’ declaration that conferred upon her the “most beautiful” status. Rai is so NOT the hottest chick in Bollywood. There are way prettier/hotter/more talented chicks there. Rai is the daughter-in-law of India’s most venerated actor, so that helps her too.
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To me, saggy boy underwear are sooo NOT sexy on women. It just makes me think of some nasty man wearing nothing but a sweat stained wife beater and baggy tighty-whiteys with skid marks. Ew.
If a woman is going to wear actual mens tighty-whiteys, she should make sure they FIT, at least. Even HER body can’t pull off the “I took a dump in my briefs” look, so it’s obviously not something that ANYONE should wear. Terrible.
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Sailor, buttersouls? I can’t deal. Hilarious. Let’s go w/this one & it will show up in an urban dictionary in 2 yrs. tops. Are you the originator of this term? My, I needed that a/being all steamed about Chris Martin. Buttersouls. Stop! My neighbors can hear me laughing.
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Sorry, credit goes to Alexis. I was laughing so hard I missed that. Sorry. Buttersouls!
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Everyday there is some genius, hilarious post on here by one of you that has me laughing for hours. I am so GD addicted to this site.
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Whatever it is! She still has a very nice body, and in total she’s HOT! Come on, which guy on earth won’t want her? And if given a chance to be her girls, don’t tell me u won’t?
Stop it u jealous souls!
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I do not want to be Gisele Bundchen, or anyone else for that matter. I am not beautiful, brilliant, thin, tall, or rich, but I have a good life. I am surrounded by incredibly decent and loving people, I have everything that I need, and I laugh loudly from my guts at least once a day. I would not trade places with anyone. Ever.
Suck on THAT.
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I think she i a beautiful girl. Are you guys saying that all guys that broke up with their baby mommas are cursed? come on people. Personally if i was a guy i definately would not remain in a relationship because a girl got pregnant if i am miserable. We dont know the circumstances surrounding the breakup so why even comment on it? Go Gisele!
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You people have no idea about this woman. From everything I have read about her, she is kind, thinks of others and gives a great deal to charities, very family oriented and committed to what she believes in. How would you like the media following you around everywhere you go with a camera in your face? Sometimes they cant even walk down the street. AND TOM BRADY DID NOT KNOW BRIDGET WAS PREGNANT WHEN THEY BROKE UP. They had broken up several times that same year and Gisele was not involved. Bridget should have had more respect not only for Brady but also herself than to try to trap him by getting pregnant when he was not ready, and repeatedly said he wasnt ready. Sometimes you have to be willing to accept the bad with the good…..and like it or not, dream about it or not, plan on it or not…her actions made her a single mother. No one can be blamed for that except for her.
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ohhnice post but really?/?
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i laugh at these comments, because clearly no one knows what the hell they’re talking about . tom was never engaged and especially married to bridget, and he told her that he was not interested in her and having a family,so then she went off the pill without telling him, thinking this was the push he needed to commit to her, and it back fired, then she went to the tabloids portraying herself as the victim. now tom is married to the woman he loves and apparently lives for, and wants to be with, so much he, not only married her once, but twice…spiritualy and legally. and the next brady baby born will be truly out of love! good luck to the newly weds!
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Oh my! Was it all up to Bridget to make sure that she didn’t get prego! If he didn’t want kids he should have put it back in his pants, use some rubber or snipped it. And ur rite ANON69 u shouldn’t hav 2 stay with sum 1 u don’t luv. That’s y CATHOLIC boy should not hav been having sex with sum 1 he didn’t luv. He should hav done the rite thing. N that’s what’s wrong with society2day. a MAN can drop a load claim he doesn’t luv her n on 2 the next 1. If n I mean if the father is still the picture its very hard on the child going between mom n dad n worst they feel they hav to choose constantly. So when u say they he would be miserable if he stays is a crock. The child is most effected growing up insecure not knowing if he was really loved and y wasn’t his mom n him good enuf 4 Tom to stay. If u think I’m playing ask a grown man whose father left to b with another woman no matter what the reason. They will tell u the emptiness and abandonment they felt. U no y evn though he see’s Tom regularly his bro or sis will feel all his luv. While his time is limited between households. And anyone that says that they don’t treat a child that doest live them differently is a liar its only human nature to get to know sum 1 u spend most of ur time with rather than sum 1 who visits u think about it. He should hav done the rite thing. I work with pple I wouldn’t introduce 2 my dog but we hav a common interest the well being of our patient so that’s why we treat each other with respect. Its a shame that society condones this behavior.
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Awesome photo! Wonder what she would look like on my new Galaxy Pad. Discovered a great holiday gift promotion on the Android market. I recommend purchasing apps for friends and family members this holiday. I bet Gisele uses Flash Card Maker Pro.
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