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Actor and dad-to-be Matthew McConaughey blew off some major steam earlier this month in a small Nicaraguan bar. It’s no secret that Matty boy likes to get his party on. A man with a pregnant model girlfriend at home has to be careful not to drink too much and hit on women in a public place, so it makes sense that he’d head to South America to do his partying rather than stumbling down Sunset Boulevard. Unfortunately for him, the other bargoers in Nicaragua had access to camera phones to document his evening of drunken groping, and these photos wound up in the hands of Star magazine.
With his first child due to arrive any day now, you’d think Matthew McConaughey would be at home around the clock nesting with gal pal Camila Alves. Not quite. The Fool’s Gold star was in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua, on June 6 drinking himself into a near-stupor at the Iguana Bar, while groping and hitting on a number of women, Star has learned.
“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
“A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’”
[From Star magazine via D-Listed]
Wow - that’s a night that sounds like the inspiration for a Jimmy Buffet song! Look, everyone has the right to get stinkin’ drunk once in a while– even a guy with a kid on the way. Especially a guy with a kid on the way. As for the claims that he was groping and kissing girls in the bar, the photos in Star don’t concretely back that up. If anything, the girls in the photos look a lot more aggressive toward Matthew than he does toward them. Still, if I were his 9-months-preggers girlfriend back home, I might be a little upset.
Written by MSat
Posted in Drunk, Matthew McConaughey
17 Responses to “Matthew McConaughey really enjoyed his trip to Nicaragua”
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He just looks like his balls stink!
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Ugh. A un-deoderised, stinking McConaughey was bad enough. A drunken, groping, stumbling, shoeless un-deoderised, stinking one doesn’t even bear thinking about. Shudder.
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“I’ve lost my flip flops!”
Lmfao. I thought that was just too funny.
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Rehab here we come……..
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I spend a lot of time in San Juan Del Sur and I love the people there, but I think it sucks that the locals sold this story. I live in hacienda iguana and it is a gated community with great surf breaks. I hope that this incident doesn’t make the people who go to Nicaragua to hide away from the press stop coming down. Think about it locals we all make mistakes. Come up to Iguana if your looking for privacy! We mind our own……
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He’s smarmy - just recently hooked up cable after a three year break and every time I see the fragrance commercial I want to gag. I’ve never been a fan, obviously.
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SOAP DODGER
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From what i understand he baths on a regular basis but does not use deodarant. Nothing is wrong with not using deodarant as long as a person takes a bath or shower on a daily basis. Some people prefere to or have to use powder instead of deodarant due to allergies or other reasons. Eva Mendes once stated in a interview that she likes men who have their own natural scent, some people are like that.
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He’s cheesy and not remotely attractive. His arms are stubs, someone other gossip blogger likened him to a ‘T-Rex’ and that has stuck with me; seriously he always poses in magazine photo shoots with his arms bent slightly to hide those short arms. So freakish! And he always seems like he is out, off in his own world and bar hopping. He’s lame like Lance Armstrong both were notorious for going out and hitting on anything that walks (I live in Austin, saw it firsthand a few times!) …
More OT: That woman in the picture looks like Imelda Marcos.
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@Banana Boat– I lived in San Antonio for 3 years and would spend many, many weekends in Austin, I love that city so much! I long to float the rivers of south Texas on a daily basis, and sometimes consider moving back.
One weekend I was up for a concert and saw Lance, Matty, and Jake at the venue (which happened to be a pretty intimate setup)– and the two were gross, walking in a flock of drunken skanks– not Jake though, he was off to the side just enjoying the concert, looking hot as hell.
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Jody- yeah it’s pretty fun here. We love the music fests ACL and SXSW so that’s a plus. matt and Lance used too hang out not sure if they still do… Lance is here pretty regularly. They even have a ‘Lance Armstrong 24 HR Fitness’ club. It’s creepy- I popped in there once and there’s giant Lance pictures in there. It’s cultish. Just over the top. Ha.
I saw them strike out at a club here a few times but did see some skanks go off with them and we were all laughing. -
Roni, thanks for the laugh! I’ve never noticed his arms but it makes sense. He has an inbred looking area right above his eyebrows that ruins him.
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Roni, I just spit out my coffee when I read your reply!! Freaking halarious!! Thanks for making my day!!!
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nicatechnology why wouldn’t people like to go to nicaragua people sell story in LA to get money an d why wouldn’t they in Nicaragua when people don’t even have money to buy food.
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Kind of insulting to his “girlfriend” to be partying in Nicaragua while she is nearly 9 months pregnant at home. It must bother her.
He is an alcoholic. He brought a bottle of alcohol to his interview on the Oprah Show and shared it with her. He had a cocktail in his hand when Barbara Walters interviewed him and there are many, many pics of him with alcohol in hand.
You notice that he never drives when he is out with Camila. She is a big as a house (pregnant) and barely fits behind the wheel but she is ALWAYS the designated driver.
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In addition to getting his party on, I like him to get his deodorant on!
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