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Written by Helen
Posted in Eva Longoria, Karina Smirnoff, Mario Lopez
16 Responses to “Mario Lopez thinks he should be dating Eva Longoria right now”
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How crass of him so say something like that about another mans wife. What a piece of shit.
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MmmHmm. Right, Right. Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t catch what you were saying, I was distracted by your blinding white platform sneakers. Are those from the Victoria Beckham line at Kitson? And before I forget, my grandma called, she would like her sunglasses back. Thanks.
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whenever People mag does a “hottest” anything or “sexiest” anything it never has anything to do with who is actually the most attractive. it’s more about who is the “it” people at the moment. mario’s in the media quite a bit right now - that’s the only reason he’s there. like the gossip girl guys will probably be in there, and shia, of course.
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I don’t understand how this guy isn’t a Hollywood laughingstock. It’s frickin’ Slater from Saved By the Bell! He’s barely a step up from Screech, for crissakes!
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People magazine sucks. So does Lo-pez. He is such the male slut. Landry and Smirnoff should be glad he cheated on them, forcing an end to being paired up with the Saved by the Bell loser shrimp.
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I can’t stand him, he is ugly and coocky yuck!!
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who cares about him…im just distracted by eva’s gross rat mouth.
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Ew! The mere fact that he wants Eva is such a turn off! :vomit:
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Kaiser/Hippocrat Magazine’s Sexiest Bachelor? Gerard Butler. Yum, yum.
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Ok, how is AC Slater a ladies’ man?! I would swear on a stack of bibles that he was gay…
And I don’t care how short you cut your hair, Mario, I still see that Jerri-curl mullet every time I look at you.
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I think he needs to crawl back under his rock in Gratefully Forgotten Land, and stay there.
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fuck mario lopez
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He is so much prettier than her and 99% of the world population.
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And did People’s photo spread of Mario make anyone else feel just the tiniest bit….ewwwwwwww (my vocabulary fails me at this point). He “recreated” some famous “hot” pictures (Brad Pitt from Thelma & Louise, Burt Reynolds almost nude shot, etc.) and they just kind of turned my stomach. I see nothing at all appealing about him.
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And he’s so yuck anyway. I’m not an Eva fan, but even she could do better than him. At least Tony seems to be a good man.
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