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		<title>By: Thomas</title>
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		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I usually don’t post in Blogs but your blog forced me to, amazing work.. beautiful …
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		<title>By: mamalama</title>
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		<dc:creator>mamalama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And did People&#039;s photo spread of Mario make anyone else feel just the tiniest bit....ewwwwwwww (my vocabulary fails me at this point).  He &quot;recreated&quot; some famous &quot;hot&quot; pictures (Brad Pitt from Thelma &amp; Louise, Burt Reynolds almost nude shot, etc.) and they just kind of turned my stomach.  I see nothing at all appealing about him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And did People&#8217;s photo spread of Mario make anyone else feel just the tiniest bit&#8230;.ewwwwwwww (my vocabulary fails me at this point).  He &#8220;recreated&#8221; some famous &#8220;hot&#8221; pictures (Brad Pitt from Thelma &amp; Louise, Burt Reynolds almost nude shot, etc.) and they just kind of turned my stomach.  I see nothing at all appealing about him.
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		<title>By: Nan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is so much prettier than her and 99% of the world population.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is so much prettier than her and 99% of the world population.
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		<title>By: aurelie</title>
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		<dc:creator>aurelie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fuck mario lopez
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 
je l&#039;hais</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fuck mario lopez<br />
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je l&#8217;hais
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:48:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think he needs to crawl back under his rock in Gratefully Forgotten Land, and stay there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think he needs to crawl back under his rock in Gratefully Forgotten Land, and stay there.
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		<title>By: Jen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, how is &lt;i&gt;AC Slater&lt;/i&gt; a ladies&#039; man?! I would swear on a stack of bibles that he was gay...

And I don&#039;t care how short you cut your hair, &lt;i&gt;Mario&lt;/i&gt;, I still see that Jerri-curl mullet every time I look at you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, how is <i>AC Slater</i> a ladies&#8217; man?! I would swear on a stack of bibles that he was gay&#8230;</p>
<p>And I don&#8217;t care how short you cut your hair, <i>Mario</i>, I still see that Jerri-curl mullet every time I look at you.
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		<title>By: Kaiser/ Hippacrat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kaiser/ Hippacrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kaiser/Hippocrat Magazine&#039;s Sexiest Bachelor?  Gerard Butler.  Yum, yum.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kaiser/Hippocrat Magazine&#8217;s Sexiest Bachelor?  Gerard Butler.  Yum, yum.
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bodhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ew! The mere fact that he wants Eva is such a turn off! :vomit:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ew! The mere fact that he wants Eva is such a turn off! :vomit:
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		<title>By: bros</title>
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		<dc:creator>bros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>who cares about him...im just distracted by eva&#039;s gross rat mouth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>who cares about him&#8230;im just distracted by eva&#8217;s gross rat mouth.
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		<title>By: mithcy</title>
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		<dc:creator>mithcy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t stand him, he is ugly and coocky yuck!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t stand him, he is ugly and coocky yuck!!
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