Kardashian women all in black: apocalyptic, goth or just New York chic?

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These are photos of the Kardashian women out in NYC last night, for the grand opening of their new Dash store in NYC. They’re all in black!!! What does it mean?!? Are they goth sisters now?

One of the celebrity sites written by a heterosexual man – was it Todd at IDLYITW? – always used to say that Kourtney Kardashian was the prettiest of the Kardashian women. I always wondered if that was true across the board for straight men – that the general opinion was that Kourtney was the hot one. I’ve never really seen it, but over the course of the past six months or so, it’s become a bit of a joke. I don’t know what the hell Kourtney is doing to her face, but she just looks awful.

Meanwhile, Kim just looks jacked as always, like she’s trying to freeze herself in time. But her dress is my favorite. And even Courtney (my fave) looks kind of waxy here.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. K says:

    KOURTNEY REBELLED!!! Leopard print heels. 🙂

  2. Rachface24 says:

    Thanks, now I”m going to have nightmares about Kourtney’s face

  3. Megan says:

    lol my bf thinks kourt is the prettiest too…

  4. guesty says:

    khloe looks the best imo…love that suit.

  5. Celebitchy says:

    Kourtney has Eddie Munster’s hairline. I never knew.

  6. Ferguson. says:

    Kim’s dress with Khloe’s shoes <3.

  7. Kimmm says:

    Definitely New York Chic .

  8. Deniz says:

    I love the black. Most of their outfits have that black and white combo which I wear too. Never much color. Black is definitely a NYC thing. Walk down a street in Manhattan and I guarantee you’ll only see one person wearing something that stands out.

  9. roguesiren says:

    They dress in black because with the exception of Kourtney, they are on the chunky side for high fashion. Although I must say Kim hides it very well (Spanx anyone?). Khloe is, well, just Khloe. I have no words for her. Kourtney reminds me of Cousin It from The Addams Family.

  10. orion70 says:

    Am I the only one who hates that cross-legged pose? It always looks like someone needs to pee.

  11. Diane says:

    CB: I was thinking the same thing, too funny.

  12. ghostbuster says:

    i think khloe is so pretty. too much make up, but ive always thought she was the one whos got it goin on. as far as i know, most guys prefer khloe. she wins hands down in looks and personality, at least in my little section of the world.

  13. Eww Kourtney looks a mess (as usual), Kim looks like the fame whoring slxt she is and Khloe looks ok, she is my favourite she is so funny.

  14. anti says:

    the sister in the middle always reminds me of elvis in the face…

  15. Randomness says:

    Aren’t they one short of being the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse? Just saying… The End might be near with these women.

  16. Obvious says:

    Khloe for the win!

  17. kelBear says:

    Love Khloe’s dress the best! I wish all 3 of them didn’t wear all black at the same time though.

  18. madylane says:

    I heart Khloe! She looks GORG! Did you see the episode where she helped Bruce and Kylie? She is gonna be such a good mommy!

  19. Mia says:

    All these ladies ever do is sausage themselves into too-tight clothing and call it high fashion. They are NOT fashionatas and do not, in my opinion really know how to dress.
    The short one who just had the baby (I can’t even remember who’s who’s anymore) has the best fashion sense to me (if it can even be called that).

  20. heatheradair says:

    Khloe definitely wins the best hair award this time. And she’s styled like a NORMAL person, rather than a fembot in a jack-the-ripper-era fantasy (kourtney) or a Dynasty reunion party (kim). Keep it up Khloe.

  21. Franny says:

    Khloe is my favorite. She tells it how it is and doesn’t apologize. She also has the best hair. Kourtney’s stupid little bun does her no favors, and Kim’s looks ratty and gross (which is unusual since it usually looks much better)

  22. RHONYC says:

    everyone in NYC dresses in black and it looks boring and wack. 🙁

  23. craigc says:

    Get these bitches the f#$k out!!!!

  24. Natalie says:

    whats with kourtney pulling her hair back lately?? she slooks like a pin head when wearing these over sized clothes

  25. whatisay says:

    Kourtney’s outfit has too much going on.

    Khole looks wonderful. Kim…is Kim.

  26. Lardy Chops says:

    Looking at the photo of the 3 of them, I can totally believe the rumours that Khloe was fathered by someone other than Robert Kardashian.

  27. anon says:

    Even the children in NYC dress in
    black 🙂 kidding, you do see women dressed like they are in NYC all the time, its been going on for a while now. Don’t even think of
    goth, when I see black anymore, is so common here. Like the leopard heels.

  28. Maritza says:

    Khloe is the one best dressed here. Kourtney is very pretty, she has a widow’s peak hairline and Kim looks just like her mom.

  29. TG says:

    Love Khloe’s dress the best. Not sure why Kim even bothers to show up she always is wearing the exact same thing maybe just different colors or material, nothing intersting there.

    And I thought NYC was supposed to be so much about fashion? I work in DC and everyone always makes fun of this area for it’s lack of fashion, everyone in black, etc., but NYC is the same way. I went there last year and was very disappointed, I didn’t see any Carrie’s or SATC girls running around in cool chlothes. So where in the world do they know how to dress? Milan, Paris maybe?

  30. KJ says:

    I want Kim’s dress. It’s GORGEOUS and just my style. Short, tight but still not showing tons of skin. Form fitting but classy. I’d look better in it anyway. I don’t know what kind of harnesses or spanxs Kim’s got underneath her clothes but she’s strapped in there good. God I hate you Kim. DO YOU HEAR ME?!

    Khloe looks amazing, as well. She’s the only one I can remotely stand.

  31. KJ says:

    Oh, and it’s the guy over at WWTDD (Brendan, I think?) who likes Kourtney the best, but it always seems like straight men like her the most out of all three.

  32. notsoanonymous says:

    Khloe’s hair DOES look amazing here and for once she is dressed in a flattering outfit. I love it!

  33. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Gigantor looks chic, Kim looks like 10 lbs of shit poured into a 5 lb sack, & the other one looks like she doesn’t know you’re not supposed to wear all the trends together at once. But Bravo, Khloe, you look hot.

  34. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    Except for Kourtney’s stupid jacket, I think they look great. Much better than normal.

  35. devilgirl says:

    Shockingly, Khloe looks the best of the three.

  36. Erin says:

    I heart Khloe and she looks awesome here!!

  37. susanne says:

    Black and ORANGE, you mean.

    Kardashian women = apocolyptic.

  38. Tawana says:

    Kim and Khole are beautiful.

  39. potatopeel says:

    and we care because – why?

  40. Leek says:

    I can’t believe I’m going to say this but I kind of think that if Khloe doesn’t eff with her face she may end up aging the best. I think she is getting prettier with age and she seems happy. When she’s not attacking her brother-in-law.

  41. Sharonkings says:

    all look great, but I hate when Kourt does her hair like that. a nice part with a bun would of looked better

  42. Xander says:

    Definitely CHIC! I love black! I think everyone should wear black! In a classy way off course…

  43. Sammy says:

    that’s it, i’m putting out a sex tape.

  44. GG says:

    Can these 3 just go away and take their mother, too. All are BUTT ugly and ridiculous! No talent and that Khloe: NOW that’s a man!

  45. Taurus says:

    Kourt looks adorable. Thats the best I’ve seen Khloe look in a while, she needs to leave the heavy make up and tight dresses alone for a while. And Kim looks ehh, well, the same as usual. Get a new hairdo and give the skin tight outfits a rest.

    MJ FOR HGF!

  46. Kim says:

    They are mourning their loss of class.

  47. Kim says:

    Kim looks like a stuffed sausage in that dress. Khloe is a man and Kourtney has the step ford eyes.

    What is the world is with the hideous spider lashes these girls wear?? They look terrible! Even stage actresses dont wear as much plastered on makeup as these girls do esp Kim.

  48. hopeso says:

    Khloe is my fave.

  49. Kimberly says:

    NY Chic?

    Ummmm Try generic NYer outfits.

  50. Allison says:

    LOL at the guy in the background 1st pic.

    Checking out Kim’s (literal) money maker?

  51. RHONYC says:

    @ #29

    So where in the world do they know how to dress? Milan, Paris maybe?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    barcelona.
    japan.
    italy.

  52. Lisa says:

    Khloe looks the best here. Followed by Kourtney. Kim looks sort of boring to me.

  53. Ricci says:

    I love them! They are so funny,Bruce is hilarious too
    I love love the show..
    I love Khloe the best though

  54. Mrs Carter says:

    “How Silly. Black Has Always Been A Classy Choice For Social Outings. Remember the Late Actress Audrey Hepburn: She Helped Make Black Dresses A Must. Pearls and a Black Dress.”

  55. LT says:

    Every guy I’ve ever, EVER talked to has always said Kourtney is the prettiest of the 3.

  56. original kate says:

    it isn’t that unusual to wear all black, even outside of NYC. i live in seattle and my closet is full of black clothes.

  57. bagladey says:

    I don’t like how any of them looks here, and Kim’s face is killing me.

  58. tia says:

    Gawd!! That ‘bun’ thing is awful.. wtf.. who does that who is over 12? At least wear it down low at the back of the neck. Kourtney is so not cute. Most guys I know think she is overweight and has a crazy body. Kim…zzzzzzzzzz…

  59. Kricket says:

    Khloe is my fav cause she is kinda mean 😉