Comments on: “The Love Guru” is so bad they should pay you to see it

By: silly lilly

silly lilly — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:55:04 +0000

well maybe he will pull a kid rock and urge everyone to illegally download it or something.

By: Maja

Maja — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:40:46 +0000

Eurgh, the trailers to both movies look terrible. I loved Mike Myers in the Austin Powers movies, and Wayne’s World, but seriously man, the love guru looks like a pile of pig sh*t. The fact that they put the best parts into the trailer and there wasn’t ANYTHING good in them? That’s really bad. The Happening was absolutely awful. I didn’t like the plot, and it was pretty sad, because there were some great actors in there, but they had nothing to work with. And M.Knight’s movies are usually really fantastic, so that made me even sadder that he had regressed so much (like Myers). I haven’t seen Get Smart, and I don’t plan on it, because both Anne Hathaway and Steve Carrel are probably my least favourite actors ever. Jessica Alba, although admittedly not a fantastic actress, shouldn’t be submitted to the disgusting things people have said about her (vdantev, I’m talking to you). Just say no. We live in the 21st century, f*ckers.

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By: Amy

Amy — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:30:05 +0000

I’m not surprised — the trailer looks so terrible. Austin Powers was funny a million years ago, but got old quickly and didn’t warrant those terrible sequels.

I loved So I Married an Axe Murderer — not a bodily function in the whole thing, as I recall. Has he regressed?

Also, I think Myers is trying to be Peter Sellers, but fails miserably.

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By: Mandy

Mandy — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:40:54 +0000

In 2nd grade, my class had to read a book called “Running Out of Time.” It’s about a girl who thinks she’s living in the 19th century, but it’s just a reenactment village and none of the parents tell their kids. Then there’s a diphtheria epidemic, and they send the girl out into the real world to get medicine. Now doesn’t that plot seem familiar…?

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By: Dame

Dame — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:45:16 +0000

It cant be worse than the village. Shamalama is the worst writer ever…

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By: Diva

Diva — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:05:12 +0000

My car blew the head gasket on the way to the cinema so I didn’t get to make my stand against Myers and go see Get Smart with the kids…. I feel robbed!

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By: Persistent Cat

Persistent Cat — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:25:09 +0000

Although part of me is a little happy to see hockey getting some attention, the Leafs suck and Mike Myers just has to be stopped.

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By: Kris

Kris — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:59:49 +0000

Actually, I saw Get Smart and I enjoyed it, as most of the theater did as well. People that came out of Love Guru were pissed and complaining - so we can see who’s going to come out on top this weekend at the box office.

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By: sassyspank

sassyspank — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:17:15 +0000

“The Guru” is banned in India (for obvious reasons) Won’t be lining up to see that movie, also - can somebody tell me why you hated “The Village” so much? I’m not a big fan of his - though “6th Sense” was excellent. “The Village” was by no means, a “great” movie - but I thought the story line was fairly clever… more thought was put into it than a lot of other movies coming out as of late.

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By: paris herpes

paris herpes — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:57:30 +0000

It was painful to even watch the preview. Hopefully this 15 year old girl that I mentor won’t want to see it because we just saw the Zohan movie and I think I laughed only twice.

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