Lindsay Lohan is recanting her accusation that Paris Hilton is somehow responsible for the nasty missives that were sent to Lindsay’s friends from her hacked Blackberry. Paris probably figured out Lindsay’s password and sent the messages, which sound just like Paris’ hate-filled idiocy, but Lindsay can’t prove it and doesn’t want to deal with getting sued.

Defamer has an eyewitness who claims that Paris complained loudly to her entourage that “firecrotch” was calling her “again” and sent two calls from Lindsay to voicemail.

Poor Lindsay needs a gal pal or a trusty hairdresser who can keep up with her. She’s wearing out her f*** buddies quickly and doesn’t have anyone to have a raspy chat with.

Lindsay attended Jeremy Piven’s birthday party in two different flesh-colored bikinis. There are several things wrong with her outfits. In the pictures of other party-goers she seems to be the only wearing a bikini. Does she really need the attention that badly? She also managed to chose swimwear in two colors that are completely unflattering to her skintone. I’m also a fair-skinned strawberry blonde and I know better than to wear pink or light tan. It just makes her looked washed up. I mean washed out. Then again, maybe she was going for that nude look.

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