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Before I listened to reality star Heidi Montag’s latest atrocious song, the third one that’s been released from what will undoubtedly be an even worse CD, I read the title: “Fashion.” It made me think of another song with “Fashion” in the title that used to be on my heavy rotation list: “She’s in Fashion” by the British band Suede from 1999. If you listen to that song first it’s like comparing Picasso to an infant’s scrawl. I also have another favorite song with “Fashion” in the title, and it’s by Bowie. Let’s listen to those two songs so that we can put off having to endure Heidi Montag’s latest offering:
“She’s in Fashion” by Suede, 1999
“Fashion” by David Bowie, 1980
There’s also “Dedicated Follower of Fashion” by the Kinks, but I had to google to find that one as it’s a little before my time. I may as well include it because it’s is a merciful way to help you delay listening to Heidi’s version. Here they are performing it in 1973.
And here’s Heidi Montag’s latest song, “Fashion,” thanks to US Weekly. Her boyfriend Spencer Pratt calls it “the greatest song of my life.” The repetitive music that accompanies the kiddie flash games my four year old plays are easier to listen to than this song. In fact I can’t even think of a toy he’s ever had that has more annoying music. I would critique the stupid lyrics, but it’s not even worth it:
Heidi Montag has her own clothing line, and it’s just as bad as the song of the same name. The Fug Girls reviewed her clothing, and they said that even at prices under $40 it was priced way too high. There just wasn’t enough fabric or style to go around.
Heidi might be churning out crap, but she’s laughing all the way to the bank. It’s reported that she and her permagrin costar boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, made $3 million the last two years. They even spent $10,000 on guns. I wanted to make a crack about how they should always have them locked up in case their party guests are ever forced to listen to Heidi’s music, but that joke just seems so tasteless considering how seriously I would mean it.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Heidi Montag, Music
13 Responses to “Heidi Montag’s new song “Fashion” is just like her clothing line - awful”
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It makes my ears bleed.
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Funny how they are wearing “Bony Pony” things- she looks like a bony pony and her music is worse than horse s#@$!
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Ok I’ve never seen the show she’s in (one of the small mercies among other HUGE ones of living in a very small country at the bottom of the world) but OMFG is that song really on a CD??? I was just curious!!!
And the lyrics (what I could make out) something about being skinny or thin and a mannequin???? WTF!
I think its quite possiblY one of the worst songs I have EVER heard. I’d much rather listen to one of William Shatner’s songs than that anyday, in fact I’ll listen to an entire album of Shatner on heavy repeat…
Off to listen to Hinemoana Baker to take the nasty sound out of my ears…
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her music is just AWFUL…
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Hey if she released this in the eraly 90’s, she would have been right up there with Ace of Base…. not to insult them though!
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i’m insulted on behalf of ace of base!
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The song wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t sung by Heidi. I just hate her.
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Oh dear God she dragged the French language through a thorn-ridden ditch and then puked on it.
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I don’t think we should be saying such bad things about someone with mental retardation.
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No Megan, I’m sorry, it’s still just as woeful an early ’90s third-rate Eurovision Song Contest entry.
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Actually the song itself is reminiscent of Madonna in her “Vogue” years, same mixing gimmicks and echoing techniques. The problem here is that the entire song is highly mixed and technologically enhanced. With those techniques, I could enter the studio, sing those lyrics and come out sounding the same or better. They have obviously invested some of their meager earnings into buying tracks and paying for studio time. Trust me, folks, no one else is fronting the cash for these endeavors.
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HAHAHAHAHA! Just when I think she couldn’t get any worse. I don’t even consider this music so much as just INAUDIBLE NOISE.
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oooooooooh Suede, Bowie AND The Kinks (yeh young thing yeh) all in one thread!!!
You’re spoiling us CB
It’s even helping take the pain of not hearing Ms. Montag’s genre-defying masterpiece
(I’m sure you’re familiar with The Kinks’ most famous song, Lola. Altough I’m (pretty) sure it’s not an homage to our very own lola or lola lola
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