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		<title>By: musical instrument various artist</title>
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		<dc:creator>musical instrument various artist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 12:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just couldnt leave your web site before telling you that I genuinely enjoyed the high quality facts you present to your visitors? Will be again typically to check up on new posts</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just couldnt leave your web site before telling you that I genuinely enjoyed the high quality facts you present to your visitors? Will be again typically to check up on new posts
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		<title>By: fee</title>
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		<dc:creator>fee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:14:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree - he seems to be a douche but he scrubs up alright and looks pretty hot........ now im gonna go scrub myself in a hot shower for that comment</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree &#8211; he seems to be a douche but he scrubs up alright and looks pretty hot&#8230;&#8230;.. now im gonna go scrub myself in a hot shower for that comment
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		<title>By: 123</title>
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		<dc:creator>123</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>An unemployed father of four small children is being offered a seven-figure endorsement job (i.e: minimum 1 million dollar) but he hesitates because he &quot;is busy with other projects&quot;...? Ah! Ah! Ah! Still the king of the douche bags, as i can see...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An unemployed father of four small children is being offered a seven-figure endorsement job (i.e: minimum 1 million dollar) but he hesitates because he &#8220;is busy with other projects&#8221;&#8230;? Ah! Ah! Ah! Still the king of the douche bags, as i can see&#8230;
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you Britney Spears for the lovely gift of  your ex-husband Cletus. Maybe one day I&#039;ll get to express my appreciation to you personally with bottle of chloroform and a shovel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you Britney Spears for the lovely gift of  your ex-husband Cletus. Maybe one day I&#8217;ll get to express my appreciation to you personally with bottle of chloroform and a shovel.
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		<title>By: Because I say So</title>
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		<dc:creator>Because I say So</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ROFL, Kevin &amp; CB Rawks! I agree with both of you. The man is beyond disgusting. No amount of light, soap, photoshop or angling can ever make him look good. That&#039;s like saying Brit Brit&#039;s weave looks natural!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ROFL, Kevin &amp; CB Rawks! I agree with both of you. The man is beyond disgusting. No amount of light, soap, photoshop or angling can ever make him look good. That&#8217;s like saying Brit Brit&#8217;s weave looks natural!
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		<title>By: CB Rawks</title>
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		<dc:creator>CB Rawks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>?? But he&#039;s ugly. Models are supposed to be good looking. 
I don&#039;t know, maybe I&#039;m influenced here by the fact that he&#039;s always coated in three inches of slime. Plus, it&#039;s true that when you know someone is a horrible person they can never look attractive to you. 
But that does beg the question, how could he possibly help sell a product? Other than condoms. And flea powder. And douches.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>?? But he&#8217;s ugly. Models are supposed to be good looking.<br />
I don&#8217;t know, maybe I&#8217;m influenced here by the fact that he&#8217;s always coated in three inches of slime. Plus, it&#8217;s true that when you know someone is a horrible person they can never look attractive to you.<br />
But that does beg the question, how could he possibly help sell a product? Other than condoms. And flea powder. And douches.
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HHHMM well personally I have always been offended that he and I shared the same 1st name. As I get older though there does seem to be too many people named Kevin,,,,not as bad as John or Joseph,,but You get it. Federslime reminds me of this kid I knew in school that always hung out with the &quot;cool&quot; kids. They tried and tried to shove him away but he just wouldn&#039;t leave. By the time we all graduated he had assimilated into the &quot;plastics&quot; group through sheer perseverance. Federline might be about ready to force Hollywood to accept him because He just won&#039;t go away.
 In a related side story, Lance Armstrong is considering making K-Fed the face of his new line of upscale prosthetic scrotums. Already testicularly challenged a-listers, such as Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Ben Affleck are lining up to be the 1st to buy the designer sack. I also heard that Lance&#039;s prototypes have the same scruffy beard and hair so that these will be the 1st known self scratching balls.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HHHMM well personally I have always been offended that he and I shared the same 1st name. As I get older though there does seem to be too many people named Kevin,,,,not as bad as John or Joseph,,but You get it. Federslime reminds me of this kid I knew in school that always hung out with the &#8220;cool&#8221; kids. They tried and tried to shove him away but he just wouldn&#8217;t leave. By the time we all graduated he had assimilated into the &#8220;plastics&#8221; group through sheer perseverance. Federline might be about ready to force Hollywood to accept him because He just won&#8217;t go away.<br />
 In a related side story, Lance Armstrong is considering making K-Fed the face of his new line of upscale prosthetic scrotums. Already testicularly challenged a-listers, such as Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Ben Affleck are lining up to be the 1st to buy the designer sack. I also heard that Lance&#8217;s prototypes have the same scruffy beard and hair so that these will be the 1st known self scratching balls.
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		<title>By: Diva</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With his pointy elf ears and pointy elf head, I think he&#039;s a pretty hot elf.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With his pointy elf ears and pointy elf head, I think he&#8217;s a pretty hot elf.
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		<title>By: joe</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>whoever thinks he&#039;s hot has really low standards in a guy.  He is such a looser, a user, and an all out abuser.  That clothing line deserves him; they won&#039;t sell sh**.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whoever thinks he&#8217;s hot has really low standards in a guy.  He is such a looser, a user, and an all out abuser.  That clothing line deserves him; they won&#8217;t sell sh**.
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		<title>By: MSat</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s gross. You just know he smells like stale ciggies, pot and Old Milwaukee. Vomit!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s gross. You just know he smells like stale ciggies, pot and Old Milwaukee. Vomit!
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