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- Paris Hilton is not a slut, she just plays one while in public. [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Lance Bass comes out of the closet (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) [The Bastardly]
- Scarlet Johansson before and after plastic surgery [Bricks and Stones]
- Mariah Carey was able to say goodbye to her dad before he died [Celebguru]
- Janet Jackson keeps McDonald’s close to her silicone-covered heart [Mollygood]
- Natalie Portman strikes out at the paparrazi for pointing out her bad hair [Jordan is your homeboy]
- Katherine McPhee looks like Monica Lewinsky [I'm not obsessed]
- Britney Spears fired her lazy pool boy. Kevin’s next. [A Socialite's Life]
- Denise Richards works at a gas station [yeeeah]
- The press doesn’t get former Jeopardy star Ken Jenning’s humor [Glitterati]
- Carmen Electra as a pussycat doll [BlogNYC]
- Penelope Cruz is delayed at the airport for three hours. [Celebrity Mound]
- The John Travolta diet keeps you thin with disgust [CityRag]
Header Image by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd
Written by Celebitchy
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- Zach Galifianakis is awesome [Buzzfeed]
- Prince at the Billboard Music Awards [D-Listed]
- Bieber’s Billboard look [Go Fug Yourself]
- Married to Medicine recap [Reality Tea]
- Celebrity first marriages [Pajiba]
- The last Mad Men baffled a lot of people [Lainey]
- Karolina Kurkova’s crazy hot dress [Moe Jackson]
- Jennifer Garner on set [Popsugar]
- Kitten vs. Lizard [CDAN]
- Doetzen Kroes’ great butt [Celebslam]
- Shameless star Jeremy Allen White [OMG Blog]
- RIP Ray Manzarek [Bossip]
um, Paris Hilton is a slut. Why are we pretending that is a bad thing? It takes a lot of work to bed a ton of men. It’s especially a difficult road to navigate when you grow older and have to tip toe around a bunch of frigid wives to boink the men that capture your fancy. But in the end, it’s so worth it and anyone who’s been there and done that- wears that badge of honor proudly!
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