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I couldn’t watch it. I could barely even watch the stills. Verne Troyer, who rose to fame for his role as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies, is the subject of a recently leaked home porn video. It might not be the creepiest celebrity sex tape ever - Tom Sizemore definitely wins the prize for that one- but it’s still pretty disturbing.
Yes, that’s Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.
Verne was recently a guest on Howard Stern’s radio show and reinforced his reputation as a ladies’ man, claiming that he has had sex with Playboy Playmates, and has participated in 3-ways. Perhaps this video was his way of backing up those claims. Or, maybe the release of the tape is supposed to drum up interest in “The Love Guru,” the sagging Mike Myers movie which Verne co-stars in. All I know is, I would never pay to see this. In fact, I might pay someone to make it go away. Forever.
Note by Celebitchy: I watched this, and the segment TMZ has on their website is just Verne and this hirsute-looking woman making out. I also had a gut reaction that urged me not to press play. No offense is meant to little people with that, there’s just something gross about Troyer and I’ve felt that way ever since I saw him on The Surreal Life. The guy peed in the corner one night and greedily pawed Adrienne Curry’s boob’s when she did that human sushi table thing. He just bugs me and I have no interest in seeing him have sex. If you’re intent on seeing this, it’s at TMZ’s website. The clip is SFW.
Update by Celebitchy: Pictures removed by lawyerly request
Written by MSat
Posted in Sex Tapes, Verne Troyer
30 Responses to “Mini-Me, Verne Troyer, has a sex tape”
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I think the vomit I just threw up in my mouth a little had babies.
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That is wrong in SO many levels. I can never understand some women and their choices in men.
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Soo because he is born differently, for something he can’t control, he doesn’t deserve happiness? How shallow can people be?
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I don’t give a rat’s patootie if he’s short, tall, bald, hairy, famous, or not.
Watching them have sexy times is gross. Happiness doesn’t equate to grainy homemade porn.
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Well, that just shows that what is intimate needs to stay intimate !…
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Oh god, my throw up just threw up.
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yeah i really don’t think people would be having this same reaction if he were “normal” sized… which is rather pathetic…
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It is not just because he is so short but because he looks like a old man (the aged face) in a baby’s body, that is what makes it so weird and wrong.
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What makes it GROSS is HIM. He is a dirtbag. If he were 8 feet tall he would still be a dirtbag. I am scarred for life.
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I wouldn’t care what size he was, he’s just a repellant looking man. NOT going to watch!
Oh crap. I watched. I need a shower.
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No one’s saying this guy doesn’t deserve “happiness” for being a little person. What I -am- saying is that no one wants to see it.
Some people just aren’t the kind of people you want to see doing something like that. I want my grandparents to be happy, but I sure as hell don’t want to see a sex tape starring them if you get what I’m saying.
*shudder*And that girl he’s with is probably a starfucker. I doubt if he wasn’t who he is she would even entertain the idea.
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i agree with syko hes just gross, but ya know i would of only threw up twice, if his eyes werent clearely open in the top picture, like thats the truely freaky part of it all.
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I don’t care how shallow and politically incorrect it sounds. I don’t want to see a 3-foot bald guy getting his freak on. Not now, not ever. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.
But that’s not even the creepy part of the tape. It sure seems like someone else is there, holding the camera. Verne is giving the girl and apparently someone else in the room directions on what to shoot, how to hold the camera, etc. That’s what grosses me out. Well, that and the fact that his voice sounds just like Gizmo from “Gremlins.”
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I saw clips of it on tv when it was just posted.looks like she is givin birth in reverse nasty. Who wants to see mini me having sex. What the hell. He was weird enuff on surreal life, I didn’t think he could be worse or freak me out anymore but he doesn’t cease to amaze.
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I simply refuse to watch, the clip or the stills. I do have goose bumps and I am nauseated. That is enough for an evening. Ewwwww…
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YUCK!!!!!!So creeeeeeppppyyyy
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I’ll pass on seeing this.
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Haha! Is that Amy Winehouse with him? Oh my.
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Not saying that I would see this, but being utterly repulsed reactions are a little over the top on this thread. This guy has a right to getting some punani if he wants it - he’s just pint sized and still a person. And if she digs it, why do you care? If you’re not interested, then don’t watch it (like me) - but honestly, this whole “vomiting in my mouth” responses is what i really find repulsive.
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I dig sex tapes but even I couldn’t get through this one.
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EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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I think this is so sad! This girl is a sad little girl from Kentuky that called me the night the video went missing. His new manager was badgering this poor girl. She left for work came back and he was there and it was missing. I think its a sick publicity stunt that will ruin what little reputation she has left to “make it” in Hollywood. She really thought she was in love. And now what she thought was real is become dirty and grotesque.
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HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD! I am blind now! Thanks Celebitchy! Thanks.
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*threw up in my mouth a little*
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ummm Sassy…. it is vomit inducing. I don’t care HOW PC you want to be this is friggin nasty gross.
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While I have a problem with watching it, too, I’m still sensitive enough to know that the REASON I do is something that is less that lovely about MYSELF. A sex tape is a sex tape, regardless of who’s in it, and if you don’t like public sex in any form, than that’s fine, they’re all gross. But to make this worse than any other because of the way this grown man’s body is through no fault of his own, is pretty disgusting. I’m ashamed of myself.
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where is the tape?????????? never mind to gross
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MINI me. You arfe short and in mean short. You are a ass you are short on class and ass. What a jok……
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Nicely put Keith (wtf?). Anyways,,,guess homeboy is gonna have to change his name to Mini-meat. heh heh oh well never mind.
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