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Nicole Richie wants to write a cookbook



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Written by JayBird

Posted in Books, Food, Joel Madden, Nicole Richie, Relationship trouble

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13 Responses to “Nicole Richie wants to write a cookbook”

  1. What, on how to cook up a good batch of meth?

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  2. Most people can cook mac & cheese already, or at least follow the instructions on a box.

    When I buy a cookbook, I want it to be written by someone who actually can cook. A year or so of cooking the occasional meal does not make a cook.

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  3. @ Syko: Oh, no, but she’s a CELEBRITY who’s been cooking their own meals for a year now, so clearly she IS qualified to write her own cookbook!

    /sarcasm

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  4. Gosh, Cassie, you’re right. What was I thinking? I’m going to go pre-order the cookbook from Amazon right now!

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  5. Nicole writing a cookbook is like Roseanne writing a diet book!

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  6. Absolutely agree, Syko. It’s the whole Jessica Seinfeld thing all over again. “I have three kids, so I’m obviously an expert on children’s nutrition now. Hey, I’ve got lots of time on my hands thanks to nannies and housecleaners… I think I’ll write a cookbook!”

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  7. Prefer my cookbooks written by those who have actually ingested food in their lifetime. :lol:

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  8. Because I say So:

    As if she cooks anything.

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  9. Her cookbook probably reads something like this….

    Recipe for Ravioli

    Step 1: Open can of Chef Boyardee with can opener.

    Step 2: Tah dah!

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  10. Ahhh Nicole and her ugly dresses…that’s a great joke, her cooking…she must just slap something together and light a cigarette afterwards and just watch everyone eat…she has so much money from god knows what and she wears this crap…she makes me so angry!

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  11. Kaiser/ Hippacrat:

    Uh oh, Velvet Elvis - I think that recipe is trademarked by Rachel Ray!

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  12. paris, don’t let her make you angry darlin. She’s just another weirdo.

    She’s quit actually smiling for cameras since she got her upper lip collagenized and now she looks about 13. In the first pic she’s got white goo in her hair, or are those tracks because she’s got tension alopecia?

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  13. Nicole Richie cooks FOOD? I’m so sure!

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