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We haven’t seen Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in so long that I was starting to believe the conspiracy theories that she gave birth to the twins, her assistant blabbed to the press, and then her camp tried to buy her some much-needed privacy by claiming someone was posing as her assistant and leaking fake stories. In Touch has some faraway photos of what looks like Angelina still looking pregnant that were taken four days ago. She could have just stuffed a basketball up there and walked out on the terrace between nursing sessions, it’s hard to tell.
It looks like one of the photographers camped out on the French Riviera waiting for something to happen got a coveted photo of Angelina and didn’t have to resort to taking pictures of pigs. You can see the photo at In Touch.
Here’s Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman and Fabio Volo at a Kung Fu Panda photocall in Rome yesterday without still-pregnant Angelina. You can tell Jack Black is the father of a newborn because he sure looks tired. Thanks to PRPhotos.
Written by Celebitchy
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God, CB. I can’t believe you fell for The Evil Brange Beh-behs Conspiracy. For shame.
I’m actually starting to worry about my girl. It must suck to be preggo with twins in the muggy heat of late June.
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So, she is still barefoot and pregnant (I just had to say that!!) and apparently not on bedrest. Don’t buy the July 15 date either as these rags have no reliable sources.
With all the false rumors about these two going around, it must be giving folks whiplash.
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What an awful invasion of privacy! I think paps taking pictures of celebs when they are out in public is part and parcel of what celebs sign up for when they go into that business, but stalking them at their homes and using long-range lenses to take picutes of them at home is creepy and disgusting.
If any ‘normal’ person found someone doing that to them, they would call the police! I think there have to be some kind of boundaries in terms of privacy invasion.
Even celebs have the right to be safe and “un-stalked” in their own homes.
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Toni, it depends on the type of bed rest. She is probably encouraged to walk around and get the blood moving around in her system for a few minutes before laying down again. If it is a really serious issue, she would prob be in the hospital.
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I would be so mad if I were Brad and Angelina. Perez Hilton has photos of them at their villa. A pap could have snuck in with one of the delivery vehicles…who knows? How intrusive though. Seems they can’t escape no matter where they go.
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So we can stand down from Def-con 3, right ?
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My sister had a big stomach after she gave birth.
It takes a while to get back into shape and the belly is usually still very big.
She didn’t walk any red carpets or attend any premieres (even in France) and her movie is coming out, so there must be a reason.
She is usually out all the time, giving something to the photogs, so if she made sure to stay undercover- I assume she already given birth.
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Yeah, right, IMO. Because everybody at the French hospital, the security staff, the assistants, the accountants, the paps and the townspeople are all VERY GOOD at keeping secrets. You’re right, it’s a conspiracy.
*I bet Angelina even knew about 9/11 before it happened. Bitch.*
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hehe… I just think it’s funny you put Jack Black’s pic on this posting after all the crazy that came after a pic of Jolie on a posting about Jack Black’s new baby.
Funny.
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ooh I just want to kidnap Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman, put them on my mantlepiece just to tickle them under the chin
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Diva – I didn’t add the Angelina pics because they’re exclusive to In Touch and they probably paid a few thousand for them. But we didn’t post an article specifically about Jack Black’s baby that included a picture of Angelina, I pretty sure that none of us did that.
Here’s the Jack Black category:
http://www.celebitchy.com/category/jack_black/
And our article about his new baby:
http://www.celebitchy.com/12035/jack_black_and_his_wife_have_a_baby_boy/
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Sorry, cb, I guess I made it sound like it was here that that was done… it was done alot in alot of places, and Jack Black even commented afterward how no one seemed to care about HIM having a baby coming, all anyone cared about was Angelina’s babies.
Sorry. I just thought it was done intentionally because of how Jack Black’s feelings were hurt before. My bad.
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