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Jun 27
'08
Lindsay Lohan has a secret sister



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Written by JayBird

Posted in Affairs, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan

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33 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan has a secret sister”

  1. Oh! so juicy! Now THAT’s celebrity gossip! Although I don’t know why the girl would look like Lindsey considering Linds looks like her mom.

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  2. scandalous!

    i dislike this family!

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  3. i don’t get why the girl looks like linds either elisha. i mean come one, linds look exactly like her mom.

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  4. HA HA! (say it in a Simpsons voice)

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  5. Kaiser/ Hippacrat:

    See, this is why - out of all of these little drunk driving/ cokepants/ rehab/ vajay-jay flashing/ tabloid starlets - Lindsay is the one I really feel bad for. I mean, look at her parents. This kid barely had a chance.

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  6. Wow! Juicy gossip!

    I don’t feel bad for LL in the slightest. I did for about 5 seconds a long time ago, but not any more. She had ample oppertunites to figure out that she needed to straighten up & chose not to

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  7. She’s 13. As a Lohan that means she should look about 36.

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  8. I think you people are just jealous of linds and if you hate her so much and think she is a screw up then why even waste your time and click on this link?

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  9. I don’t hate LL at all. She is fabulous gossip fodder & I’ll always like that. besides, who in their right mind would be jelous of her?

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  10. Well only horrible people rely on others to provide them with gossip and many people would be jealous of her good accomplishments and the millions of dollars that she has at a very young age.

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  11. :lol: well damn, then every person who looks at this blog & all of the writers must be horrible people :roll:

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  12. well i have better things to do right now then sit here and “argue” with anyone. ttyl :mrgreen:

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  13. Don’t the door hit ya on the way out! :D

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  14. I wonder how much Dina Lohan payed “Haters” to say all this. Or maybe it was her? This is so funny! :D

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  15. Sheesh! This is almost as bad as my family! If only Daddy hadn’t banged the maid……

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  16. Trying very hard to think of what “good accomplishments” Lindsay has. Showing the whole world her crotch. Check. Having sex with people in stairwells. Check. Passing out in cars. Check. Stealing cars and chasing people down public streets at high speeds. Check. My god, Haters, you’re right! She’s a wonderful person! Why did I ever doubt it?

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  17. i feel bad for Lindsey just for the fact shes finding out that theres another sibling. I found out two years ago i have another brother who just happens to be a yr. younger then my little brother(parents were married at that time), and it was hard to take. she may have a LOT of other problems this has nothing to do with those things

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  18. Good Gracious Hater - Step off the hate train for a second! Since you’re gone, please don’t come back.

    Anywho… this is interesting info… I can’t imagine being this kid and finding out your entire blended family is absolutely bonkers

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  19. Because I say So:

    I wonder who will foot the bill for the newest Lohan’s therapy for life? 8O

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  20. Since Lindsay is the sole source of income for the family, she no doubt had to pay the child support while her parents were married. I wonder if Linds got to deduct her illegit sissy on her taxes?

    Her father’s attention whoring is at an all time low. He’s got to be the reason that girl is a drunk. Ugh.

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  21. Haha bodhi! You tell ‘em. And I totally agree with you on everything you said about linds (as usual) :D

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  22. Sounds like a reality show in the making. I feel so bad for those Lohan kids…they didn’t stand a chance. No amount of money can make up for such a poor upbringing.

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  23. damn, i wish she had some secret TALENT! :roll:

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  24. is it wrong that i’d love to see pictures of this chick?

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  25. God forgive me for saying this but I kind of feel sorry for Lindsay.

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  26. W.O is loving this shit probably. Guess it’ll be on her show next week, which I will NOT be watching. These idiots are so trashy…!

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  27. Wow, what a sleazbag!! Information like that you give to your family in private, dont let them read it in OK magazine, thats just disgusting. Those poor kids. I usually dont like this family at all, but nobody deserves something like this.

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  28. The whole bunch of them are sleazy. Everything is done for sheer publicity’s sake. Dina is probably thrilled she has some new material for her whoremykidoutforafewbucks show. She may get a second season with this “shocking”revelation

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  29. Hey , :?: is a secret sister anything like a secret santa? Or a secret admirer?

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  30. Jaundice Machine:

    Ugh. I don’t want to share my birthday with a Lohan. Even if it is is just a half-Lohan. I already have to share it with Papa Bush. Now a fugly Lohan? That’s gross.

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  31. So when is this one appearing on ‘Living Lohan’?

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