Colin Farrell is ready for your vagina, and he’s not picky (update: his sister?)

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These are some new photos of Colin Farrell out and about in London last night. Fame Pictures claims that this chick that he’s with is “what looks to be ex-girlfriend Alicja Bachleda”. It’s not Alicja. Alicja is pretty, and she has a classic profile. This chick does not… she looks very much like some drunk woman Colin picked up at a seedy bar.

Which proves something, to me at least. Colin is single and ready to mingle. If this bar chick can end up going back to the hotel with Colin, why can’t you? I don’t really think Colin has ever been picky – sure, he likes beautiful women. But he also appreciates ALL women. Why ask “Why her vagina?” when he could be spending time with yours? Part of the pleasure of loving a man like Colin is knowing that when he’s with you, he’ll make you feel beautiful and special, just because that’s the way he treats EVERY woman.

Sigh… it’s a good day. Colin’s dong is back on the market, and he’s already trolling for strange. Bless his heart.

Update by Celebitchy: There’s speculation that this woman is Colin’s sister, Claudine. I think it’s her – I saw a few photos on this video that make it look like her, and this photo looks like it could possibly be her. However, Kaiser thinks it’s a new chick and not Colin’s sister, because she says his sister is cuter and shorter than this woman and points us to this recent picture of Claudine, that looks like a completely different person.

UPDATE BY KAISER: Okay, it probably is his sister, but I still don’t know which one of his sisters, either Catherine or Claudine. My confusion is that in many photos, Claudine and Catherine are often mislabeled – one is small, petite, adorable, and has a little button nose. And the other is slightly bigger and taller and her nose is different. So… I apologize for saying that Colin picked up a bar girl and was ready to impregnate her (even though you know that’s totally his plan for TONIGHT). MY BAD. I blame Matt Lauer.

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In other Colin news, the new trailer for The Way Back came out a week ago. Colin stars with Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris and Saoirse Ronan in a story about… uh… walking. Getting to Israel, maybe? Something. The movie does not look good.

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Photos courtesy of Fame. Poster courtesy of Collider.

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  1. Praise St. Angie! says:

    too bad that most of her hair dye wound up on her scalp and not on…you know…her HAIR.

    she’s pretty low rent for a man of Colin’s hotness level.

  2. bellaluna says:

    Speaking of Ed Harris, could we have a little of him in HGF? Please!

    This chick’s dye job is AWFUL!

  3. Kaiser says:

    Praise – The fact that she’s so obviously “low rent” (YOUR WORDS, I WAS TRYING TO BE POLITE) gives me hope that I too can have his baby. He truly isn’t picky.

  4. Celebitchy says:

    You can have that chain smoking bastard Kaiser! lol! I have seen his sex tape though and I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for smoking. (Ok, maybe once we were done I would.)

  5. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    This is girl is extremely low rent. This is a mall rat if I ever saw one. OMG the hair clip on the purse, I haven’t seen that shitz since High School. I can’t love Colin if his taste is this bad. I care about him but I am convinced he has an STD, look at him.

    Oh Yea I loved his sex tape. He pet calling the girl beautiful, which is sweet and he performed other tasks which make him a ok.

  6. dread pirate cuervo says:

    They still make Manic Panic?

  7. Megan says:

    they were sayin on another site this is his sister Claudine

  8. 6 says:

    I think it is Alicja! She looks f’ed up and some really bad haircolor but its her, the not so glamorous side. Am I alone????

  9. Kaiser says:

    That’s not Claudine. Claudine is cute as a button.

    http://www.colinfarrellfansite.com/?p=1313

  10. jaded says:

    She looks ridden hard and put away wet….

  11. Lisa S says:

    I may be completely wrong here, but she actually looks a lot like the pics I have seen of his sister. When they were at the Chargers game together not too long ago.

  12. Circe says:

    That movie, by all rights, should be awesome. It has Colin Farrell and Ed Harris. It’s directed by Peter Weir. The subject matter is fascinating.

    But that trailer is all kinds of awful, though.

  13. original kate says:

    the banana-style hair clip on her purse cracked me up. she looks like she skipped 7th period to go hang out at hot topic. colin must have been hammered to pick up this mallrat.

  14. Hollowdoll says:

    Colin may not be picky but there’s a good chance you’re going to end up itchy.

  15. texasmom says:

    God, this totally looks like “As Far As My Feet Will Carry Me” only crappy. Just HOW MANY people managed to walk thousands of miles to freedom from Siberian Gulags?

  16. Eve says:

    It never ceases to amaze me how mean women can be when talking about each other (after reading some of the comments here). I read once a wonderful quote by Honoré de Balzac talking exactly about that — can’t remember it though.

    I can’t see much of her facial features, but I can honestly say she isn’t *THAT* ugly. In fact, she isn’t ugly at all and while I’m not attracted in the least to Colin Farrell, it’s still refreshing to see a high profile actor like him dating different types of women, not ONLY young models (like DiCaprio, for instance).

  17. Lisa S says:

    Right On Eve 😉

  18. dorothy says:

    He’s kinda gross the way he jumps from woman to woman. Hope he gets frequent HIV testings.

  19. icantbelievethis says:

    There is something about Collin. He’s just yummy!

  20. Anon73 says:

    @Kaiser — ROFL, you crack me up !! soooo dead on

  21. Jaye E says:

    This looks like his sister to me, too.

  22. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    I dont care, Im watching that movie!

    He’s so cute!!!!

  23. M says:

    Kaiser, that IS his sister Claudine. Here are better pictures of her straight on. The last one pic is CLEARLY Claudine.

    http://colin-farrell-web-blog-whatshappening.blogspot.com/

  24. sasa says:

    So, his rich hobo styling makes him look cute and charming, while hers makes her look ugly? Yeah, OK. The woman is not ugly, she has a pretty face. The styling is not my thing and that counts for both of them.

  25. Lola7 says:

    Yup, looks like his sister. She looks a little grimy – definite yuck factor in a Brittney kinda way.

  26. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Oh Man. OMG I feel so bad talking sh*t his sister. I am sorry about that but at the same time I feel sooo freaking better. Colin is still bangable in my book. Yes. Oh I feel so low.

    Looks like his sister to to me based off the pic from the fansite.

  27. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Oh sasa this isn’t rich hobo what she is wearing. LOL I don’t think she is ugly either but we all assumed he was going to sleep with this person and well he is Colin Farrell he can do alot better but this was ALL based on her STYLING alone. Now she isn’t a celeb and she isn’t banging one so I don’t feel I have any right to judge her styling choices as bad as they may be. I think she is his baby sister to so I feel terrible talking about her.

  28. Eve says:

    @ Kaiser:

    I think that’s his sister Claudine, not Catherine (from the link you posted). You can check here:

    http://celebritybabies-celebfan.blogspot.com/2008_09_25_archive.html

    @ LOVE ANGELINA:

    You feel bad for trashing his sister because she’s his sister, but another random woman you would have never ever even heard about (as in you couldn’t possibly know if she was a bad or a good person) you trash without any problems? Yes, you’re right to feel low.

  29. Kaiser says:

    I updated – the confusion was between Catherine & Claudine being mislabeled in so many photos.

  30. original kate says:

    @ eve: i don’t think she is ugly but she IS slovenly. i think even balzac would agree.

  31. Eve says:

    @ eve: i don’t think she is ugly but she IS slovenly. i think even balzac would agree.

    Probably.

  32. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Eve I am the most feminist person here on this blog. You should hear the way half of them go on about Demi Moore and harp on her age and her glasses, nevermind she had had eye problems as a girl and needs her glasses.

    I mainly dissed the way she was dressed not if she was bad or good person. I also mainly dissed Colin as well because I thought he had picked up a 11th grade girl to have sex with.

  33. Maritza says:

    It looks like she did her hair herself and did not shampoo twice before rinsing.

  34. lio says:

    Next time it would be fun to have a photo of Farrell with Kaiser or, you know, any of the “feminist” who like to trash unknown women on this site. Just to know what everybody has to say on the way they look or dress.

  35. Mistral says:

    Wow! I don’t get it. This girl is NOT ugly. She looks cool and low-key, and I think her face is very pretty…and she’s fit…

    The fact that it ended up being his sister should also make us think about how ready we gals are to “tear down” the “competition”.

    If this article had been titled “Colin’s night on the town with his sister”, everyone would have been cooing, “Oooooh, he is so sweet! Look how cute they are, hanging out together. His sister is soooo pretty! We would totally be best-of-friends if me n Colin became a couple”. Geez.

  36. heatheradair says:

    Good grief.

    Trashing other girls is, oh, a CENTURIES OLD FEMALE HOBBY.

    Most of us are sitting at desks, watching the clock, waiting to book it off to happy hour, at least let us look at pictures of chicks out and about with trashy-hot guys and give ourselves the ego boost of saying “she looks yucky!”

    What else are we gonna do? Sit here at our desks and theorize about what she does for work or what kind of mother she’d be?

    Uh, NO. More fun to trash her hair and make fun of the bizarre length of her pants.

  37. Dropped_In says:

    Jeez, you guys are harsh! Don’t know about you, buy I don’t get my most dolled up to go out with my brother.

    And LOVE ANGELINA, I’ve read many of your posts and you are unnecessarily cruel and nasty.

  38. elisha says:

    I think that lady is pretty and has a nice profile and nose. So she has the whole punk rock 90s hair-dye thing going on, big deal. Even if she isn’t his sister, she does look like she would be related to Colin and his sisters.

  39. Eve says:

    @ LOVE ANGELINA:

    Based on your comments regarding her looks, you did judge her personality too.

    But my main issue with your comments wasn’t that you criticized her looks, but that you changed your words — or tried to downplay what you had said previously. You had the right to express your opinion and should have stood by it — the double standards thing is what bothers me: if she is a random girl he picks in a bar, you have less than kind words to say about her, but if it’s someone you like’s sister, you try to sound nicely.

    I’m not trying to be all sanctimonious and sh*t even though I know I may sound that way on this particular board. I bitch about people and things too, but I always try to be as coherent as I can.

    P.S.: I don’t think you’re a sexist person. At all. I do like and agree with some of your comments (if I didn’t think so you wouldn’t be on my friend’s list on Popsugar — I’m Eveday there) :).

  40. caroline says:

    whoa, hep, you obviously don’t read a lot of celebitchy– they are without a doubt the only gossip site i read that attempts to handle situations with grace, do their research before posting, and cover stories with as much benefit of the doubt as anyone could muster. i think the commenters here have been far more harsh about this girl than either kaiser or cb. also– would it be ok if she WAS famous and we were all “hurling crass comments” at her looks? girl was out with colin farrell. she ran the risk of getting pap’d, and she did, and there’s really no story there.
    i’d also like to point out that, unlike many other sites out there, kaiser and cb are extremely forthcoming and apologetic when dealing with corrections, updates, and retractions. this is an awesome site and two awesome writers. i’m standing up for them.

    for the record, that girl isn’t hollywood glam, but she sure isn’t hideous.

  41. maisie says:

    If this is Claudine than she is a mess. And Colin still looks like a man whore.

    Celebitchy, I love you, and everything you write.

  42. sauvage says:

    What is it about this red flower everybody seems to be wearing lately? I’m completely ignorant!

  43. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    LOL Hey Eve!!! Its been awhile, I haven’t been on Popsugar in ages, just more so recently. 😀 Sent you flowers.

    Ok, so I think I see what your saying, your trying to say that I shouldn’t judge a book by its cover??? Because say she was a bar girl and even if she was dressed very junior I should assume Colin is taking her back to his hotel room because…whatever reasons…he likes her. I shouldn’t judge his choice in a woman simply based on how she is dressed.

    I agree with that.

  44. irishserra says:

    Definitely Claudine. Compare the lines around the mouth.

  45. euroschmuck says:

    @sauvage: red poppy flower is worn to commemorate those who died in the wars around 11 November (end of 1st WW).

  46. Mairead says:

    Some of you should be that ugly 🙄

    Anyway – just on his new film with Saoirse Ronan. Last year Saorise gave a fantastic interview and she chatted about how sweet Colin was and how he even made up a little care package for her.

    (at 3.30 where the host, Ryan Tubridy refers to it as a “Paddy Pack”)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyCTpWoAMwM

    (Tayto are THE irish brand of crisps – with King crisps being mainly favoured in Dublin and Hunky Dory and others new upstarts. Walker’s are traditionally a British brand, hence the wooing)

  47. My2Cents says:

    Wow. What an all time low ladies.

  48. sauvage says:

    Thank you, euroschmuck! 🙂

  49. Mairead says:

    @sauvage, the poppy was chosen partly because it was the first thing that grew on the killing fields of The Somme (France) and Passchendaele (Belgium), and partly because of the great Great War poem “In Flanders Fields” by Lt. Col. John McCrae.
    http://www.world-war-pictures.com/war-poem/In-Flanders-Fields/48/

    These bright luminous red flowers were an obvious symbol of hope. It was originally worn – and still is by many, myself included – to symbolise the wish “Never Again” should such a war happen. (in Britain and Ireland they are usually sold to benefit the British veteran charities, so not everyone wears it for political reasons).

  50. Susan says:

    We’re all in trouble if a beautiful non-glammed up girl has her appearance attacked when out in public with a celebrity – because she’s not air-brushed & blown dry. Internalize media judgement much, haters?

  51. latam says:

    that woman has a much nicer profile than Alicja Bachleda whose profile i think is awful. her jaw really annoys me.

  52. Sasha says:

    Clearly Claudine who recently dyed her hair red. It’s extremely obvious she grabbed her hair up in a quick bun and is on the run somewhere, maybe they’re late. Must she play in the mirror for 3 years just for a quick run out?

    Personally, though she’s a tiny bit disheveled, you can CLEARLY tell this is a nice looking woman (whether it was his sister or a random stranger). I think because she’s with hot arse Colin Farrell, the go to option is to attack, which is very sad because if you take a mere 5 seconds and really look at her, you can easily see she has a pretty face. How do any of you look when you dash out of the house in a rush? I guess when you walk beside a celeb you aren’t ever allowed to have a casual look.