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Jun 30
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“Jennifer Aniston becomes a John Mayer groupie” links

- On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted blew away all expectations, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own: turning into John Mayer’s groupie. Dignified. [Lainey Gossip]
- Who knew it? Sharon Stone is the alpha cougar [Dlisted]
- Mary-Kate Olsen & Spencer Pratt Feud Started in High School [Fafarazzi]
- It’s About Time That Eddie Murphy Retire From the Movie Biz [Bossip]
- John C. Reilly’s The Promotion is a strange little film; it’s hard to know what to make of it [Pajiba]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant Belly Is Fake, But That PDA Certainly Isn’t [Defamer]
- Alicia Keys To Retire At 30 [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Jennifer Lopez Drums Up Some New Bikini Business [PopSugar]
- Courtney Love gets pushed around Malibu in a shopping cart. Of course [Celebslam]
- Juliette Lewis turned 35 this weekend, and decided to make this face [Webster’s is my Bitch]
- Petra Nemcova Is The New Otto Catalogue Cover Girl. Am I the only one that doesn’t think she’s anything special to look at? [The Bastardly]
- Hannah Montana’s candy looks delicious. This is really upsetting [The Blemish]
- Hugh Jackman. Bathing suit. Beach. ‘Nuff said [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Lisa Rinna Brings Out Her Bikini for the 383,382 time (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Paris Hilton Bikini Bottom-Boob. Gross [Yeeeah!]
- The Office Is Back: With Webisodes! Thank goodness I now have something useful to do this summer [Evil Beet]
- New York City has the most beautiful waterfalls [CityRag]
- Pierce Brosnan, Keely Shaye Smith, Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Amanda Seyfiend and Colin Firth with mystery woman at the Mama Mia London premiere [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Sharon Osbourne’s favorite pooch Minnie past away this weekend [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Glastonbury, Trilbies, and More Crap That You Won’t Care About [Agent Bedhead]
- Jay-Z Is A Funny F**ker [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Anne Hathaway is a snitch. And I’m fine with that [WWTDD]
- Is Sarah Harding Too Thin? [The Skinny]
- Amy Winehouse is the definition of sexy [Derek Hail]
- Ruben Studdard Realizes He’s Married [Best Week Ever]
- DMX Still Having A Hard Time Obeying Laws [Mollygood]
- 41-Year Old Dara Torres Aims To Be Oldest Female Swimmer In Olympic History. That’s pretty damn awesome [Jezebel]
- This photo of Robert Buckley made us realize we need to start watching Lipstick Jungle [Popbytes]
- First ‘Quantum of Solace’ Trailer [ShowHype]

Written by JayBird

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28 Responses to ““Jennifer Aniston becomes a John Mayer groupie” links”

  1. At least he has one groupie.

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  2. I guess calling her his cum-dumpster would be too obvious. :lol:

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  3. Poor Jolie fans stuck in the past. What Wanted has to do with Jennifer visiting her boyfriend who visited her twice while she was the one working? LOL You guys were really desperate after The good shephard and A might heart bombed, huh?

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  4. Good for her. Now she can be obsessed and clingy and blend right in.

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  5. Double standard- we hate Aniston because she seems clingy and desperate because she is with douchebag John, but we don’t hate on Angelina and Brad for always being together, looking lovey dovey. Whats the deal with the Aniston hate?

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  6. Lainey equals extremely objective reporting and absolutely NO double standards.

    Lainey once again sinks to the Brangalooney level - what the hell is Aniston supposed to do, crawl under a rock? Stop living her life because of Angelina and the impending birth - please get over it - Jennifer has and appears to have moved on and is just enjoying herself. Baby and Charitable donation PR is good, but going to the concert of the one you are dating is bad… I absolutely love the total double standard of all the Brangelina fans.

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  7. *mental note. Must include /sarcasm after every sarcastic post.*

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  8. LMAO: Poor Jolie fans stuck in the past…

    OH PUH-LEASE, TELL ME YOU AREN’T THIS NAIVE?

    The Jolie / Aniston thing is pure tabloid media fodder and you’ve bought into it just as much by perpetuating it even in the slightest. So GTFO yourself. :roll:

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  9. vdantev

    Thank you, thank you.

    There is no Jolie/Aniston anything. Anyone who buys this crap is owned by the tabloids. Try thinking for yourselves instead of reading and sadly believing tabloid lies.

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  10. vdantev:

    I call jen aniston’s PR people simply brilliant!

    she would be long gone if brad had been with a regular person.

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  11. On a less tedious note..

    Colin Firth was with a mystery woman? I didn’t realise that he’d split up with his wife. Now I’m no fangirl, but he always seemed so grounded. (unless it was a sister or something of course :wink: )

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  12. Good call Lainey. You are right on the money. Aniston is so pathetic.

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  13. 40 year old groupie-geez she’s sick.

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  14. Are you people serious? The woman can’t visit her boyfriend because… she’s a woman in her 30’s? Don’t any of you do something that interests you? Give me a break! LMAO and Devilgirl hit the nail on the head - leave the woman alone and show some respect. Jen Aniston certainly doesn’t need your permission to have a romance. Just like A Jolie doesn’t need our permission to keep her man close by making sure he has biological children. :roll:

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  15. Kaiser/ Hippacrat:

    Gee, I just think Aniston’s an asshole because of the summer scarf. Not because she a clingy famewhore whose face is pulled too tight. Never.

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  16. Kaiser/ Hippacrat:

    Oh, and LMAO - have you ever seen The Good Shephard? I rented it a couple of weeks ago and thought it was a brilliant masterpiece. Where’s Aniston’s film with DeNiro, William Hurt, Matt Damon, or Michael Gambon? Oh that’s right. She’s a horrible one-note actress.

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  17. At least Jen’s not covered in trashy tattoos.

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  18. I don’t see a thing wrong with her going to see John, they are after all…..dating..why so much hate for Jen. She definitly has moved on, too bad the Brangaloonies can’t do the same…

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  19. Really Kaiser/Hippacrat? And we’re comparing the two actresses careers because….. They care about each other, how? Not at all. Get over the Jen vs. Angie thing. The only people who even pay attention to stuff like that anymore are people like you.

    This post is about Jennifer Aniston and the links… Skanky Jolie has nothing to do with Jennifer Aniston. But… since you brought it up… you are probably the ONLY person who saw A Mighty Heart. Why? Because Skanky Jolie is (in your words) a horrible one note actress who can’t pull off anything other than an action flick. She can only pull those off because she wears skin tight clothes and there is too much action to notice her worthlessness. There… happy now? I’ve added my comparisons between the two.

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  20. Kaiser/ Hippacrat:

    :) I stand corrected, RAN. You are obviously the most unbiased, objective person in the world. Have fun watching the same rom-com year after year. I hear in this year’s version, Aniston wears a summer scarf! I’m on pins and needles!

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  21. I saw AMH & it was amazing. But you are right, AJ has nothing to do with this post. So why bring her up?

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  22. Kaiser/ Hippacrat:

    Was that directed at me, Bodhi? *sullen* They started it.

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  23. Colin Firth’s ‘mystery woman’ is his wife…

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  24. Kaiser/ Hippacrat: Apparently you don’t get out too much as scarves are VERY fashionable especially in Europe.

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  25. Jennifer career would have been over if it were not for the sexy, beautiful brad dumping her, and her fat house wives fans pity her, defend her all you want, Hollywood pity her too, but instead of just quietly disappearing with her dignity intact, she keeps playing these stupid games, she’s like britney now, it’s out of control now, somebody needs to help her, seriously.

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  26. I like Jen, she was not my fave in Friends, Phoebe, chandler, hell, You know what I mean. I still watch the reruns faithfully. and they are still very funny. She seems like a great girl. She now realises that she is well rid of her cheating loser ex. Let it go people, she is her own person. She does not seek attention adopting a litter of kids or popping and pimping them. Why do Brangelina loonies see a need to attack her. She is a nice girl who was treated badly. She never did anything bad to your Angelina. That woman humiliated her. Angelina’s fans even make her more hated because they insist on keeping this alive. I wouldn’t be yapping if it wasn’t for them.

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