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		<title>By: Trillion</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trillion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Congratulations Kolby!  As for P and A: possibly the boringest celebrity couple of all time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations Kolby!  As for P and A: possibly the boringest celebrity couple of all time.
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		<title>By: Blackalicious</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blackalicious</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh hey great; they also have matching Trapper Keepers and StIcKeRs on their lockers.

Meet me in homeroom!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh hey great; they also have matching Trapper Keepers and StIcKeRs on their lockers.</p>
<p>Meet me in homeroom!
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		<title>By: Jenna</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So it&#039;s a boy... Jay Leno better get tested because once that sucker is out, the chin of the child is going to eclipse the sun.

They also need to get heavy duty napkins or cloth because the child will be born with eyeliner and it gets messy when it cries. 8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it&#8217;s a boy&#8230; Jay Leno better get tested because once that sucker is out, the chin of the child is going to eclipse the sun.</p>
<p>They also need to get heavy duty napkins or cloth because the child will be born with eyeliner and it gets messy when it cries. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: anon69</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who will be the male role model in this kids life?  Petey? Creepy Grandpa Joe?  Poor kid doesn&#039;t stand a chance...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who will be the male role model in this kids life?  Petey? Creepy Grandpa Joe?  Poor kid doesn&#8217;t stand a chance&#8230;
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		<title>By: Keese my cakes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Keese my cakes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>he looks like a bobble head and Ashley looks like Jay Leno. I wonder if the baby is going to look like David Letterman?  Cute dress though and I would have no problem punching her for her purse</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he looks like a bobble head and Ashley looks like Jay Leno. I wonder if the baby is going to look like David Letterman?  Cute dress though and I would have no problem punching her for her purse
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		<title>By: lulu</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>gay and gayer</description>
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can see him as a father but I&#039;m having a LOT of trouble seeing her as a mom. I just can&#039;t picture her changing a diaper or spooning icky baby food back into a cranky little boy...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can see him as a father but I&#8217;m having a LOT of trouble seeing her as a mom. I just can&#8217;t picture her changing a diaper or spooning icky baby food back into a cranky little boy&#8230;
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		<title>By: Jody</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just don&#039;t let Pete explain the birds and the bees when it comes time, who knows what that kid might walk away with...

p.s. he&#039;s from Chicago, and was here to do the 7th inning stretch at the Cubs game-- he sucked giant balls, flat and too fast, not to be confused with his marriage ***ba-dum-chhhh***</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just don&#8217;t let Pete explain the birds and the bees when it comes time, who knows what that kid might walk away with&#8230;</p>
<p>p.s. he&#8217;s from Chicago, and was here to do the 7th inning stretch at the Cubs game&#8211; he sucked giant balls, flat and too fast, not to be confused with his marriage ***ba-dum-chhhh***
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		<title>By: elisha</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh great, a BOY Simpson. :roll:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh great, a BOY Simpson. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Kolby</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think she looks about 4 months along - it took her forever to have any belly at all.  And I think she&#039;s supposedly due in late October, which would make her about 5 1/2 months.  I&#039;m due after her and I look like I swallowed a volleyball!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think she looks about 4 months along &#8211; it took her forever to have any belly at all.  And I think she&#8217;s supposedly due in late October, which would make her about 5 1/2 months.  I&#8217;m due after her and I look like I swallowed a volleyball!
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