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		<title>By: Ack!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ack!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope she turns out to be his daughter and has more talent than all of them combined, which I realize isn&#039;t really saying much, so I hereby rephrase that to I hope she has more talent than any of them ever dreamed of having. 

Ali would pass out from frustration, as well as Dina. Double win for the rest of us.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope she turns out to be his daughter and has more talent than all of them combined, which I realize isn&#8217;t really saying much, so I hereby rephrase that to I hope she has more talent than any of them ever dreamed of having. </p>
<p>Ali would pass out from frustration, as well as Dina. Double win for the rest of us.
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		<title>By: drm</title>
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		<dc:creator>drm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No kidding eh Cat?  My twins are 13 and I  just quail inside thinking of how hard this is going to make that child&#039;s life.
He is SO disgusting, he makes my skin crawl.  If that is his child I hope she gets child support and a hell of a lot of it, Mum will need it to pay for all of that child&#039;s counselling.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No kidding eh Cat?  My twins are 13 and I  just quail inside thinking of how hard this is going to make that child&#8217;s life.<br />
He is SO disgusting, he makes my skin crawl.  If that is his child I hope she gets child support and a hell of a lot of it, Mum will need it to pay for all of that child&#8217;s counselling.
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		<title>By: Persistent Cat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Persistent Cat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, and not to mention the awesome life that that innocent young girl is now living.  All her school friends now know that she&#039;s the product of an affair.  That&#039;s gotta be fantastic, especially for a 13 year old.  In school.  Where school kids are always so fair and caring.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and not to mention the awesome life that that innocent young girl is now living.  All her school friends now know that she&#8217;s the product of an affair.  That&#8217;s gotta be fantastic, especially for a 13 year old.  In school.  Where school kids are always so fair and caring.
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		<title>By: Tibbles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tibbles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What scumfux. The both of them. For exploiting this naive kid.

Bangup job on Lindsey&#039;s development. And that 14yr old of his, dazzling her with visions of $$$$ and fame before her immature eyes. 

Just a matter of time before they get to the boy too. He&#039;ll eventually get into mommy&#039;s coke stash and stunts his growth to escape these seedy surroundings.

These families are pure white tra$h. That 13yo girl&#039;s mom should want more for her daughter than to be exposed to a family of messed up derelicts.

But nothing like making a quick buck in America, even at your children&#039;s expense, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What scumfux. The both of them. For exploiting this naive kid.</p>
<p>Bangup job on Lindsey&#8217;s development. And that 14yr old of his, dazzling her with visions of $$$$ and fame before her immature eyes. </p>
<p>Just a matter of time before they get to the boy too. He&#8217;ll eventually get into mommy&#8217;s coke stash and stunts his growth to escape these seedy surroundings.</p>
<p>These families are pure white tra$h. That 13yo girl&#8217;s mom should want more for her daughter than to be exposed to a family of messed up derelicts.</p>
<p>But nothing like making a quick buck in America, even at your children&#8217;s expense, right?
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		<title>By: Persistent Cat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Persistent Cat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So many things wrong with what he said, especially where he just mentions Ali and Lindsay.  Do you think he snapped his fingers for a bit and kept trying to remember &quot;the other one&#039;s&quot; name?

And to call the mother money-grubbing when he&#039;s shopping the story around?  He&#039;s a class act.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So many things wrong with what he said, especially where he just mentions Ali and Lindsay.  Do you think he snapped his fingers for a bit and kept trying to remember &#8220;the other one&#8217;s&#8221; name?</p>
<p>And to call the mother money-grubbing when he&#8217;s shopping the story around?  He&#8217;s a class act.
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		<title>By: Jaundice Machine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jaundice Machine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>An inspiration for Christians everywhere!
I think we have a strong contender for Vibe&#039;s next &quot;Father of the Year&quot; award!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An inspiration for Christians everywhere!<br />
I think we have a strong contender for Vibe&#8217;s next &#8220;Father of the Year&#8221; award!
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		<title>By: RAN</title>
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		<dc:creator>RAN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s a scum bag.  I hope the mother doesn&#039;t allow this &quot;meeting&quot;.  If it were me, I&#039;d rather see him rot in hell than come anywhere near my daughter&#039;s personal space</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s a scum bag.  I hope the mother doesn&#8217;t allow this &#8220;meeting&#8221;.  If it were me, I&#8217;d rather see him rot in hell than come anywhere near my daughter&#8217;s personal space
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		<title>By: Syko</title>
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		<dc:creator>Syko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK, that&#039;s what I thought camel balls might be.  He does have that going on.  Very efficient and artistic sock placement, if you ask me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, that&#8217;s what I thought camel balls might be.  He does have that going on.  Very efficient and artistic sock placement, if you ask me.
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		<title>By: lulu</title>
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		<dc:creator>lulu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow!  how &quot;Christian&quot; of him!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow!  how &#8220;Christian&#8221; of him!
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		<title>By: Allie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Allie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I assume it&#039;s the male version of camel toes. Visible balls.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I assume it&#8217;s the male version of camel toes. Visible balls.
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