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		<title>By: philips headphone</title>
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		<dc:creator>philips headphone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 01:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: How to Get Six Pack Fast</title>
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		<dc:creator>How to Get Six Pack Fast</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can tell that this is not the first time at all that you write about this topic. Why have you decided to write about it again?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can tell that this is not the first time at all that you write about this topic. Why have you decided to write about it again?
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		<title>By: velvet elvis</title>
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		<dc:creator>velvet elvis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What little respect I had for him went down the john when he started dating Jessica Simpson and her giant white teeth. Shudder.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What little respect I had for him went down the john when he started dating Jessica Simpson and her giant white teeth. Shudder.
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		<title>By: ri23</title>
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		<dc:creator>ri23</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s freakin&#039; hilarious.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s freakin&#8217; hilarious.
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		<title>By: Kaiser/ Hippacrat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kaiser/ Hippacrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with Hmm.  Maybe he could cover &quot;Piss On You&quot; and dedicate it to Pity Party.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Hmm.  Maybe he could cover &#8220;Piss On You&#8221; and dedicate it to Pity Party.
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		<title>By: sfh</title>
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		<dc:creator>sfh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>john stopped being cool, when the media and Jen showed up, now he&#039;s careful and boring.  boo!! boo!! boo!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>john stopped being cool, when the media and Jen showed up, now he&#8217;s careful and boring.  boo!! boo!! boo!!
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have to admit, I like some of his music (not all of it)..but hate to watch him sing because of the faces..I had a friend in my youth, who played guitar in the bars on the weekends, and he made those faces when he played, I think its a musician thing! I think they have to make a consious effort to not make the faces, and John just doesn&#039;t care.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have to admit, I like some of his music (not all of it)..but hate to watch him sing because of the faces..I had a friend in my youth, who played guitar in the bars on the weekends, and he made those faces when he played, I think its a musician thing! I think they have to make a consious effort to not make the faces, and John just doesn&#8217;t care.
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		<title>By: Hmm</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hmm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Every time I see him I think of Dave Chapelle&#039;s &quot;Piss on you&quot; skit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every time I see him I think of Dave Chapelle&#8217;s &#8220;Piss on you&#8221; skit.
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		<title>By: Cassie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cassie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Despite how much everyone says that he&#039;s a douche, I&#039;ve had a hard time believing (accepting?) it because 1) he was born in my hometown of Bridgeport, CT, hometown holla wOOt wOOOT! and, 2) media shenanigans like these. How can you NOT like a person who wears a bear suit to his own concert to hang with his fans anonymously and baits the media with things like this? His sense of humor kind of overrides the douchiness, methinks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Despite how much everyone says that he&#8217;s a douche, I&#8217;ve had a hard time believing (accepting?) it because 1) he was born in my hometown of Bridgeport, CT, hometown holla wOOt wOOOT! and, 2) media shenanigans like these. How can you NOT like a person who wears a bear suit to his own concert to hang with his fans anonymously and baits the media with things like this? His sense of humor kind of overrides the douchiness, methinks
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		<title>By: lindsay</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>um what? he killed small animals and wore their teeth? what kind of small animals? puppies?

they say chilren who kill animals are actually sociopathic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>um what? he killed small animals and wore their teeth? what kind of small animals? puppies?</p>
<p>they say chilren who kill animals are actually sociopathic.
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