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		<title>By: jenbug</title>
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		<dc:creator>jenbug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 04:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>everyone out there who sits back and has nothing better to do but look for and read bad stuff about people and judge people with out really... really...knowing them and just jump up and say that the girls Holly, Kendra, &amp; bridgett are nasty or hookerish or what ever other bad thinks u think about them and to say heff is nasty and explorting them and takeing advantage of them.... u all need to wake up and do a little research and really talk to them and really know and expierane what it realy is before u run ur mouth. Heff is a wonderful guy and he has done somethings he may not be too proud of but im sure all of u have at once in ur life most of u make mistakes but ur not rich and famous and its not broudcasted all over the world. the girls have rights and and r not forced to stay or have sex or pose nude it is a job when they do that they get paid for it to make men and woman happy. someone said in a blog on this page that they do it to get rich and famous and not have to work hard for there money that is a lie they have to make sure the stay a nice weight which will cause stress and constant attintion on any woman they must do photo shoots and be a bunch of places and papper work and travaling and all the other thinkgs that must be done. Heff just wants and needs love just like everyone else his love life is not why he is famous his magazine and and the way he proves that woman can stand up and do what they want and prove that they are indepindent and for the girls all of them that has been in playboy, and the ones that r apart of the the play boy empire and the 3 girls he just wants the best for them and wants them all to better them selfs the way he has. he cares alot a bout almost everyone who takes the time to know him and is motive. even if u see some thing on tv or in a tweet or blog or what ever u cant always belive it. there is things that is keep quite and behind closed doors. eveything nor everyone in this world is always what they appear to be good or bad so next time u judge think in between the lines and do a little research  even u can be completly different. and reamember u cant always judge a book by there cover.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>everyone out there who sits back and has nothing better to do but look for and read bad stuff about people and judge people with out really&#8230; really&#8230;knowing them and just jump up and say that the girls Holly, Kendra, &amp; bridgett are nasty or hookerish or what ever other bad thinks u think about them and to say heff is nasty and explorting them and takeing advantage of them&#8230;. u all need to wake up and do a little research and really talk to them and really know and expierane what it realy is before u run ur mouth. Heff is a wonderful guy and he has done somethings he may not be too proud of but im sure all of u have at once in ur life most of u make mistakes but ur not rich and famous and its not broudcasted all over the world. the girls have rights and and r not forced to stay or have sex or pose nude it is a job when they do that they get paid for it to make men and woman happy. someone said in a blog on this page that they do it to get rich and famous and not have to work hard for there money that is a lie they have to make sure the stay a nice weight which will cause stress and constant attintion on any woman they must do photo shoots and be a bunch of places and papper work and travaling and all the other thinkgs that must be done. Heff just wants and needs love just like everyone else his love life is not why he is famous his magazine and and the way he proves that woman can stand up and do what they want and prove that they are indepindent and for the girls all of them that has been in playboy, and the ones that r apart of the the play boy empire and the 3 girls he just wants the best for them and wants them all to better them selfs the way he has. he cares alot a bout almost everyone who takes the time to know him and is motive. even if u see some thing on tv or in a tweet or blog or what ever u cant always belive it. there is things that is keep quite and behind closed doors. eveything nor everyone in this world is always what they appear to be good or bad so next time u judge think in between the lines and do a little research  even u can be completly different. and reamember u cant always judge a book by there cover.
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 22:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Female sexuality is in no way any less intense, mindlessly ectatic a gift than that of any man. 

No female who cherishes this great gift could EVER fake it, trade it or sell it., even on a single occasion.

My take, and retroactively, as a sexually intact, passion driven female, is, most females who have had &quot;sex&quot; with Hugh Hefner are shut down and estranged from their factory-loaded normal.

Read candid, detailed accounts by a couple of women who were there &amp; who are brave enough to share them--of what comprises this pathetic man&#039;s sex life of late. I am sure it is emblematic of who and what he&#039;s been all along.


Mr. Hefner is and always has been the ultimate john with infinite assets feeding on a sadly, apparently infinite supply of sexallay shut down/unplugged females.

That this obvious isn&#039;t addressed broadly (no pun intended) staggers. especially since it may well be a reflection of something crying out for exploring in our culture.

The issues have nothing to do with morality and everything to do with biology and the perfection of our engineering as humans.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Female sexuality is in no way any less intense, mindlessly ectatic a gift than that of any man. </p>
<p>No female who cherishes this great gift could EVER fake it, trade it or sell it., even on a single occasion.</p>
<p>My take, and retroactively, as a sexually intact, passion driven female, is, most females who have had &#8220;sex&#8221; with Hugh Hefner are shut down and estranged from their factory-loaded normal.</p>
<p>Read candid, detailed accounts by a couple of women who were there &amp; who are brave enough to share them&#8211;of what comprises this pathetic man&#8217;s sex life of late. I am sure it is emblematic of who and what he&#8217;s been all along.</p>
<p>Mr. Hefner is and always has been the ultimate john with infinite assets feeding on a sadly, apparently infinite supply of sexallay shut down/unplugged females.</p>
<p>That this obvious isn&#8217;t addressed broadly (no pun intended) staggers. especially since it may well be a reflection of something crying out for exploring in our culture.</p>
<p>The issues have nothing to do with morality and everything to do with biology and the perfection of our engineering as humans.
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		<title>By: chinese democracy</title>
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		<dc:creator>chinese democracy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I loved toy story 1 and 2, so I cant wait to watch toy story 3. It shouldn&#039;t dissapoint</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I loved toy story 1 and 2, so I cant wait to watch toy story 3. It shouldn&#8217;t dissapoint
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		<title>By: mystery</title>
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		<dc:creator>mystery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it was a ben wa ball...for the person with the &quot; one track mind &quot; lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it was a ben wa ball&#8230;for the person with the &#8221; one track mind &#8221; lol
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		<title>By: Kable</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nasty old wanker! Nasty looking hoes too...lol...very mediocre looks, all hype, no substance...the norm these days I supose...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nasty old wanker! Nasty looking hoes too&#8230;lol&#8230;very mediocre looks, all hype, no substance&#8230;the norm these days I supose&#8230;
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		<title>By: Cathy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hugh Heffner is the most disgusting person on the face of this planet....he literally makes me nauseous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hugh Heffner is the most disgusting person on the face of this planet&#8230;.he literally makes me nauseous.
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		<title>By: tracy</title>
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		<dc:creator>tracy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Kendras laugh is the most rediculous laugh ever. I cant believe they get paid to do that crap. The ukaine woman and crystal are the best looking ones on the show. And Holly is pretty but the bleach blond look is 10 years old</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Kendras laugh is the most rediculous laugh ever. I cant believe they get paid to do that crap. The ukaine woman and crystal are the best looking ones on the show. And Holly is pretty but the bleach blond look is 10 years old
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		<title>By: Elizabeth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m pretty cool with it all and I love the show, I&#039;m just wondering only because of my own curosity, how does the sex thing work I mean is it like  the Morman thing? (please I did not mean to offend any mormons) I just meant the ones with multiple wives, like does he Holly, tonight I&#039;ll be slepping with Bridget, and how can that not cause problems?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty cool with it all and I love the show, I&#8217;m just wondering only because of my own curosity, how does the sex thing work I mean is it like  the Morman thing? (please I did not mean to offend any mormons) I just meant the ones with multiple wives, like does he Holly, tonight I&#8217;ll be slepping with Bridget, and how can that not cause problems?
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		<title>By: british bitch</title>
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		<dc:creator>british bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whoa Ron, way to go bud! I´d rather read your version too. Can straight men have one-time homo sex? I hope not, or I left my husband for nothing...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoa Ron, way to go bud! I´d rather read your version too. Can straight men have one-time homo sex? I hope not, or I left my husband for nothing&#8230;
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		<title>By: Anne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;I’m glad Hef did what he did to liberate a lot of people into being comfortable with sexuality. &lt;/i&gt;

 Hef will always be a hero to some.  Sad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>I’m glad Hef did what he did to liberate a lot of people into being comfortable with sexuality. </i></p>
<p> Hef will always be a hero to some.  Sad.
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