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Nick Cannon is making the PR rounds promoting… well promoting his marriage. It seems that’s about all he’s got going on in his life anymore. And really, who can blame him? If you had a nothing career with a random, unknown movie or CD here or there, and then married a multi-millionaire, that’d probably be the biggest thing going on in your life too.
Nick’s been plagued by a lot of rumors lately that he is essentially Mariah’s bitch and that their marriage is already on the rocks. So obviously the best way to prove that’s not true is to do your wife’s bidding and chat up People and Us Weekly about just how solid you’re spur-of-the-moment marriage is. Because that’ll show everyone your balls are still firmly attached.
Both People and Us wrote essentially the same story with the same quotes from Nick about just how great money marriage is.
Nick Cannon is still in the honeymoon phase with new wife Mariah Carey.
“It’s amazing!” Cannon, 27, told Usmagazine.com at the Christian Audigier nightclub grand opening in Las Vegas Thursday night. “It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me!” he continued.
[Nick's] plan is to have one [wedding] every year,” Carey gushed to Ellen DeGeneres two weeks later. “Instead of trying to be like, ‘You’re invited, but shhh, don’t tell anybody,’ we’re just going to have another one [wedding] next year.”
Up next for the lovebirds? Babies!
“I always said… if I found the right person who I felt would be on the same page as me in term of raising kids and having the same belief system, [we'd have kids],” Carey said.
Reuben Cannon told Us his half-brother Nick, “definitely wants kids,” and that he “loves [Mariah] more than any other girl.”
[From Us Weekly]
I’m sure it is the best thing that’s ever happened to you, Nick Cannon. If I married someone and suddenly got to pee in on a jewel-encrusted toilet seat as a result, I’d think it was pretty much the best thing ever too. And I’m 93% sure that’s what Nick and Mariah’s marriage is really based on.
Mariah famously took back all her statements on not wanting to have kids within seconds of marrying Nick. Which was extra funny, because she made all those statements right before she married Nick. So it seems like they’re both willing to compromise a bit, which I guess is good. Mariah agrees to have a couple kids, and Nick tells People just how happy it makes him to schedule his wife’s appointments, pick up her dry cleaning, and do her laundry. Sounds like a marriage that’ll definitely go for the long haul.
Here’s Nick Cannon (sans Mariah) at the grand opening of ‘Christian Audigier The Nightclub’ at Treasure Island hotel casino in Vegas on Friday. Photographer Judy Eddy; Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Mariah Carey, Marriage, Nick Cannon, Relationships
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Ew. That is all.
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I like him. Not as much as I used to pre-Mariah.
I’d love for my husband to do whatever I asked… and since Mariah is the breadwinner, he SHOULD be her bitch. I don’t like Mariah though.
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Mariah as a mom – now that is a scary thought!
Can’t Mariah hire a personal assistant to do her laundry and errands? Sheesh.
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I’m lucky enough to have a boyfriend that does these things for me simply because he loves me…does this make me a bad person too? I realize she’s a bit of a diva, but anybody can fall in love and make changes in their life, they just have to really want to. why do people get so bitter about it? I am a little skeptical of nick cannon, hopefully he’s not a gold digger….
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Second best thing to happen to him: the upcoming divorce settlement.
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Nick Cannon says marrying Marich was the best thing ever….
for his CAREER!
Who even knew this guy sucked air before the blessed event.
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This marriage might actually last longer then expected because Nick seems secure and comfortable enough in the marriage/relationship to allow Mariah to take the lead, rather then be one of those very insecure men that think that they could challenge Mariah’s huge success.
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Isn’t he really only stating the obvious? He’s been in the tabloids more now than he ever was, so the rise in notoriety has to a bonus for him. Though, I do wonder how he can live with her many rooms filled with butterflies, unicorns and Hello Kitty swag
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It’ll definitely over-extend his 15 minutes of fame.
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mariah, is the best thing for his bank account.
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First off Nick Cannon has his own money. He is a producer for MTV and has his own t.v. show and produces movies…..he has his own stacks. The question is will he be able to go back to doing anything to maintain his financial footing with such a demanding diva like Mariah, in which her money always come in handy…LMAO!
This marriage was phoney baloney to begin with…the two of them are cornballs made in heaven! I am not a Nick Cannon fan, but I don’t like to hear people saying untruths about him being with her for money, which is not true!
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i like nick, he had some things going on before mariah, granted, not as big, but who does?
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Duh, It is obvious nick has his own money, but if there is no pre nup he won’t have to worry about “his financial footing” if they ever divorce.
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There’s Nick Cannon money and then there’s Mariah money. Two totally different worlds of money. I hope her prenup was mondo mother-effing thick.
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