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		<title>By: Missy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Missy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MADONNA RULES THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MADONNA RULES THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
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		<title>By: paris herpes</title>
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		<dc:creator>paris herpes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe that&#039;s why Maddie looks like death now, Fishticks sucked the life outta her like in that horror movie about the girl getting possessed by some weird Haitian zombie bug man!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe that&#8217;s why Maddie looks like death now, Fishticks sucked the life outta her like in that horror movie about the girl getting possessed by some weird Haitian zombie bug man!
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		<title>By: iheartlasagne</title>
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		<dc:creator>iheartlasagne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:57:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:lol: Tehehee! gg, your comments gave me a great larf after a long hard weekend at work. Thanks so much!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  Tehehee! gg, your comments gave me a great larf after a long hard weekend at work. Thanks so much!
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sooo sick of seeing pictures of Vadge with her lank hairdo.  She tried to start a trend with the &#039;75 doo-doo roll and guess what - nobody is copying you Vadge so please move on along.  Reinvent the perm or something!  That would be funny.

Her pinch-faced bro is pathetic.  He didn&#039;t even do the aerobics on her videos right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sooo sick of seeing pictures of Vadge with her lank hairdo.  She tried to start a trend with the &#8217;75 doo-doo roll and guess what &#8211; nobody is copying you Vadge so please move on along.  Reinvent the perm or something!  That would be funny.</p>
<p>Her pinch-faced bro is pathetic.  He didn&#8217;t even do the aerobics on her videos right.
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		<title>By: CandyKay</title>
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		<dc:creator>CandyKay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:08:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think US Magazine chose the wrong tidbit to highlight.  Supposedly the book has a lot about drug use by Madonna, which is something that&#039;s never been mentioned in anything I&#039;ve read about her - in fact, she&#039;s always been vehemently anti-drug.

Perhaps US avoided that theme for libel reasons, since Madonna could argue that suggestions of drug use caused her financial harm, while suggestions of kissing a dull actress would not.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think US Magazine chose the wrong tidbit to highlight.  Supposedly the book has a lot about drug use by Madonna, which is something that&#8217;s never been mentioned in anything I&#8217;ve read about her &#8211; in fact, she&#8217;s always been vehemently anti-drug.</p>
<p>Perhaps US avoided that theme for libel reasons, since Madonna could argue that suggestions of drug use caused her financial harm, while suggestions of kissing a dull actress would not.
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		<title>By: Nan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK, no snob, reality. While Madonna was pole dancing at a club in the late 80&#039;s, we were all taking classes, trying to get xtra credit &amp; showing up for life. Those profs made us read, then see if we got it in our term papers &amp; finals. I hated them. Our parents would have freaked. We knew better than to tow the line somewhat. Guess what happened? A wonderful, secure adult who is understanding. It&#039;s called an EDUCATION.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, no snob, reality. While Madonna was pole dancing at a club in the late 80&#8242;s, we were all taking classes, trying to get xtra credit &amp; showing up for life. Those profs made us read, then see if we got it in our term papers &amp; finals. I hated them. Our parents would have freaked. We knew better than to tow the line somewhat. Guess what happened? A wonderful, secure adult who is understanding. It&#8217;s called an EDUCATION.
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		<title>By: Nan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, F it. Madonna unfortunatley does not have vraiment fab friends.  Most people on this site commenting are more educated &amp; more sophisticated than Madonna would ever be. Ya know, she has people(uneducated) like Gwyneth in her camp but I just see them as a bumper sticker I&#039;ve seen on the back of cars...go ahead...fill it in for me, ignorance.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, F it. Madonna unfortunatley does not have vraiment fab friends.  Most people on this site commenting are more educated &amp; more sophisticated than Madonna would ever be. Ya know, she has people(uneducated) like Gwyneth in her camp but I just see them as a bumper sticker I&#8217;ve seen on the back of cars&#8230;go ahead&#8230;fill it in for me, ignorance.
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		<title>By: G.</title>
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		<dc:creator>G.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yawn.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yawn.
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		<title>By: huh</title>
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		<dc:creator>huh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um,Madonna is most likely paying her brother to &quot;write&quot; a tellall book.  She needs the publicity for her tour. Also, all the publicity about her divorce and now this stupid A-Rod stuff..as if a 32 yr old multi-millionare athlete would go after a 50 yr old sleaze like Madonna.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um,Madonna is most likely paying her brother to &#8220;write&#8221; a tellall book.  She needs the publicity for her tour. Also, all the publicity about her divorce and now this stupid A-Rod stuff..as if a 32 yr old multi-millionare athlete would go after a 50 yr old sleaze like Madonna.
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		<title>By: Gabriella</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gabriella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The media is bored to tears - yapping about this 50-year-old, no talent broad who for some strange reason thinks she&#039;s still desirable. If you&#039;re stupid enough to buy her bro&#039;s book and go see her concert - have at it.  Nothing like a granny prancing around and spreading her legs - yeah.....real sexy (NOT!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The media is bored to tears &#8211; yapping about this 50-year-old, no talent broad who for some strange reason thinks she&#8217;s still desirable. If you&#8217;re stupid enough to buy her bro&#8217;s book and go see her concert &#8211; have at it.  Nothing like a granny prancing around and spreading her legs &#8211; yeah&#8230;..real sexy (NOT!)
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