RHOA’s Kim Zolciak is having an old-fashioned shotgun wedding

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It was just last week that Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak confirmed her pregnancy to Life & Style Magazine. She got knocked up by Kroy Biermann, a ginger football player, and likely a very stupid man. Anyway, Radar is now reporting that Kim and Kroy (ugh) are engaged. This poor bastard. He’s not only going to get stuck with child support payments, she’s going to bleed him dry for alimony too. Oh, and Radar is going with the age of “32” for Kim as well. My ass.

Real Housewives Of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is engaged to Atlanta Falcons star Kroy Biermann, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. The couple – who are expecting their first baby together next year – have not gone public with the news yet, but they plan to marry before the popular reality TV star gives birth.

Zolciak, 32, recently confirmed that she was in fact expecting a child with the 25-year-old NFL player following weeks of speculation that she was pregnant.

A source told RadarOnline.com: “Kim and Kroy are engaged, and only a few people know about it. They wanted to announce it in a national magazine, but Kim was so excited that she told a couple of close friends about it. Obviously, they are both really happy about both the baby and their engagement and cannot wait to start their new lifes together. Kroy proposed to her and bought her a substantial ring which she has shown to a few friends, although she is not wearing it in public yet. Kim is actually in her second trimester with her pregnancy now, and the couple are still in talks about getting their own spin-off reality show.”

“And if this does not happen then she will want to re-negotiate her terms on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta if her wedding and new baby were to be featured on the show. The other cast members are publicly backing Kim and Kroy but privately there are some jealousies because Kim is very much in the spotlight right now and not everyone is happy about that.”

Zolciak confirmed her baby news last week in an interview with Life & Style Magazine saying, “I was surprised! While it wasn’t planned, God clearly has a bigger and better plan for us and we’re excited.”

In October, an ex-boyfriend of Zolciak’s spilled the beans of her pregnancy. “I was appalled and disgusted by that. I wasn’t through my first trimester – you never know what could happen,” Kim told the magazine.

Zolciak, 32, has two daughters (ages 13 and 9) from a previous marriage, and has been dating Biermann, 25, a defensive end for the Atlanta Falcons, since this past May.

[From Radar]

So they were dating since May, and she’s already three months pregnant (at least!). So she got knocked up in mid to late August, at the very latest (and she’s probably lying about it anyway). My God, she really stuck her Barbie claws into this one, didn’t she?

Other than that, I don’t really pass judgment on the shotgun wedding. It happens. God bless. I hope Kim‘s 32 year-old ass is happy with this young dude.

Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zociak suns herself poolside in Miami, Florida on May 31, 2010 with her daughter Brielle Zolciak. The wigged blonde recently came out again after denying a lesbian relationship with her producer. Will Zolciak stay out or find another Big Poppa ? Fame Pictures, Inc

Mar 10, 2010 - New York, New York, USA - Reality personality KIM ZOLCIAK from 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' attends Bravo Media's 2010 Upfront Party held at Skylight Studios. © Red Carpet Pictures

NEW YORK - DECEMBER 10:  TV Personality Kim Zolciak performs at Splash Bar on December 10, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Dario Cantatore/Getty Images)

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  1. guesty says:

    so they’ve been together for like 5 minutes. must be true love. kinda sounds like jess & eric sans the babeh.

  2. lilred says:

    If she’s 32 so’s my aunt Fanny.

  3. BW says:

    I thought this was Spiedi from the header pic, and I thought, “What awful plastic surgery have they done now?” Oh, look! Silicon belly!

  4. DelBocaVista says:

    She is flat out disturbing-looking.

  5. Anyaberry says:

    It’s good that she is using her uteris to make money now and long-term. Can’t really see her in her own show though. She is very “one-demensional”, non-interesting person.

  6. original kate says:

    32?! no. fucking. way.

  7. fabgrrl says:

    Classy!

  8. K says:

    If she is under 40, I’ll eat my tongue.

  9. Wench says:

    BW – I was just about to say the same. It’s like looking into Spencer and Heidi’s future.

  10. Shannon says:

    I hate it when people attribute birth control failure to God. It wasn’t divine intervention honey, you’re just a moron.

    Also there’s something about her face that really bothers me, it’s much too plump compared to the fat on the rest of her body. Does she have cheek and chin implants? If so, she needs to fire her plastic surgeon.

  11. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    If you’re gonna pose with your pregnant belly hanging out, wait until it really looks like a pregnant belly and not just a fat gut.

    I hope she finds some kind of happiness with this fella and I hope we don’t get any more pictures of her exposed belly.

  12. Jayna says:

    His mother must be sick to her stomach for her young son, unless she is a chain-smoking, alcoholic, foul-mouthed, trashy mother.

  13. SamiHami says:

    When I read the headline, my first thought was that it would take a shotgun to make anyone marry her.

    Now, I usually ‘tsk tsk’ the people who say that CZJ is older than she says, or that Kelly Preston didn’t really carry her own baby.

    But in this case? If she’s 32, then so am I! (I’m 46 btw, but if she, a woman clearly close to me in age can lie like that, then so can I, right?)

  14. Ron says:

    Bobbi Sue And Ellie Mae! Light up a Virginia Slim Ultra Light everyone! Our pregnant gold digger gotta ring!

  15. heathen says:

    Is it just me or is her face is really, really long and horselike?
    I don’t really know who this person is, but she is 42 if she’s a day.

  16. Green Is Good says:

    Wow. She does not photograph well. Ever.

    Too bad this kid is going get her old nose.

  17. Str8Shooter says:

    Here, horsey-horsey..got some hay from the barn for ya!

  18. LeeLee says:

    She looks like a 45 year old man in drag.

  19. Redwriter says:

    Kaiser! She really is 32. Jezebel covered the recaps and then they posted how broke they all are.

    http://jezebel.com/5110249/4-out-of-5-real-housewives-of-atlanta-are-actually-broke

  20. wunderkindt says:

    Trailer Kim HAD to get preg asap!
    Young Kroy was a good choice because he’s basically a clueless little puppy.

    Hey, goldiggers have expiration dates and Big Poppa had cut and run. Kim knew what she had to do next.

    Getting preg was Trailer Kim’s’get-rich-quick’ scheme. She had to get to Kroys money somehow, no?

    Otherwise, how will ‘Ms. Autotune-Wig Peddler’ survive?
    The girl has to use what she knows: getting on her back to get those bills paid!

  21. angel says:

    no, she really is 32, people dug up old highschool yearbooks.

    Too much sun, too much drink, too much smoke. Just too much.

    She is highly entertaining, though I am not sure that is a good thing.

    Best luck to the new baby and the new man. Hope he has enough money to last between the two of them.

  22. caramia says:

    can you just see her weaving little tiny weaves for her baby?

  23. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    She is not NOT 3 months pregnant AND

    SHE IS NOT 32!!!

  24. Happymom says:

    Jayna-I thought the same thing. Can you imagine your 20something son bringing her home? Oy.

  25. Lika says:

    Is it me or does he have the GAYFACE going on??? Either way he’s clueless!

  26. Nicky says:

    I actually really like Kim cause she owns up to her sh*t, not like other celebrities. She wears wigs, she owns up to it; she dated a married man, she owned up to it; she loves money and fancy things, she owns up to it; she had a lesbian experience and owned up to it. She doesn’t care what people think…what you see is what you get. I love her for that. You go girl.

  27. Jayna says:

    LOL I like her, too, on the show. I admit it. She’s a character. But if I was older and had a 26-year-old son, I would be on the floor sick if he brought her home as his fiancee’.

  28. Courtney says:

    how gives a rats ass even one of the most revered marriages in modern day hollywood could be considered a shotgun deal. that Be Newman & Woodward who married in vegas January 29th 1958 with her four months pregnant with their first child together though she miscarried later during their honeymoon and he had 3 from a previous marriage. Kim is trailer trash who shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce

  29. archiepelago says:

    Wasn’t this trick a lesbian a while ago?
    Thought it was Cynthia Nixon’s lover at first and not a man. Or maybe he looks like a butch lesbian?

  30. LILO-donotpassgo-donotcollect200$ says:

    If I’m 29, then there is no way she is 32.

  31. court says:

    courtney, ive said it before and ill say it again
    newman and woodward DONT belong in all the fucking posts you post in! its beyond a joke!

    frig.
    sorry. but truly, if you think we give a ‘rats arse’ about newman and woodward, youre sorely mistaken.
    rargh. /evil rant.

  32. Carena says:

    For a split second when I saw the picture I thought this was a story about Heidi Montag getting more plastic surgery. Ha ha!

  33. lala in nYc says:

    wow, he looks really young

  34. rheba says:

    @ LeeLee RuPaul is 50 and still looks better than her and so does Lady Bunny

  35. Kristin says:

    I don’t think trannys can get pregnant so she must be running some serious game on that moron.

  36. Kazoo81 says:

    18 years, 18 years
    She got one of yo’ kids, got you for 18 years
    I know somebody payin’ child support for one of his kids
    His baby momma’s car crib is bigger than his
    You will see him on TV, any given Sunday
    Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
    She was supposed to buy ya shorty Tyco with ya money
    She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
    She walkin’ around lookin’ like Michael with ya money
    Shoulda’ got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey
    If you ain’t no punk holla’ we want pre-nup
    WE WANT PRE-NUP!, yeah
    It’s something that you need to have
    ‘Cause when she leave yo’ ass she gon’ leave with half
    18 years, 18 years
    And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn’t his?

  37. connie says:

    @nicky- she didnt own up to shit. When asked about her wig wearing ways she tried to say she had to because of cancer, then she was all evasive and it wasn’t true. She has since began branding herself though

  38. Blondie says:

    Shannon:

    ‘I hate it when people attribute birth control failure to God. It wasn’t divine intervention honey, you’re just a moron.’

    I love it! Ok, so we will see soon enough that they will have a Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey-ish Just Married show on Bravo. They’ll make fun of her trying to cook, trying not to smoke around the baby, and her 2 bratty children being jealous of the baby. Sad!

    He better get a paternity test. Cause Big Poppa coulda slipped in while he was at an away game. LOL

  39. gingerspice says:

    Well Kim had her first kid at 19 years old so if you do the math 19 from her first daughter that is 13 years old.. that makes her 32 years old!! So why does it matter! what her ages is.. obviously she is great enough entertainment you clicked on the link to read about her! Stop hating on Kim she is wonderful!!

  40. locas142 says:

    Yeah she did a chick! so has everyone damn near! its the new thing! She said she wanted a baby and she got one! So what if he is stupid than he is stupid! but maybe he is doing it for himself also maybe he is gay!

  41. Trippin says:

    Okay Brittney Spears turned 29 today and you’re gonna tell me that Kim is only 3 years older……bull-sh*t!!

  42. abby says:

    I thought I had read somewhere that they had broken up and he doesn’t want anything to do with her?

  43. JoJo says:

    How’s she going to stop drinking wine and smoking during this pregnancy? That’s gotta be really hard for her! (Assuming she does)

  44. Neecee says:

    I don’t care what none of yall say. Let’s face it, Kim is smart. i would do exactly the same thing if I was in her situation. Who cares what her real age is, and if Kroy or whatever didn’t want to get trapped he should have worn a condom or something. She needs to write a book so I can learn all those tricks she has up her sleeve.

  45. T says:

    Neecee: There’s no mystery to a whore that uses pregnancy to trap a man. You think Kim should write a book about how to get knocked-up and trap a dumb jock? Kim would have to get someone else to write the book and you’d have to get someone else to read it to you!

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