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		<title>By: Latanya Gick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Latanya Gick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 22:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gee. You&#039;d think the sicko could have come up with a better name for his new penis, the way Bush/Rove/Cheney named things. They called it the Healthy Forests Initiative when they let the lumbering industry wipe out entire forests except for right around the edges so no one could tell. Following that nomenclature scheme, maybe the crazy guy can call his improved member &quot;Your New Best Friend&quot; so his enemies won&#039;t realize what&#039;s coming until it actually hits them. On its way down, all they see is &quot;Your New Best Friend&quot; whereas, &quot;Ambassador of Death&quot; would be a dead giveaway and they’d run for cover.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gee. You&#8217;d think the sicko could have come up with a better name for his new penis, the way Bush/Rove/Cheney named things. They called it the Healthy Forests Initiative when they let the lumbering industry wipe out entire forests except for right around the edges so no one could tell. Following that nomenclature scheme, maybe the crazy guy can call his improved member &#8220;Your New Best Friend&#8221; so his enemies won&#8217;t realize what&#8217;s coming until it actually hits them. On its way down, all they see is &#8220;Your New Best Friend&#8221; whereas, &#8220;Ambassador of Death&#8221; would be a dead giveaway and they’d run for cover.
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		<title>By: James	Smith</title>
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		<dc:creator>James	Smith</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 21:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, This is a great thread. I found you on msn. Keep up the work.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, This is a great thread. I found you on msn. Keep up the work.
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		<title>By: Fools</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fools</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 08:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anyone that pays to see her concert would be called a fool in my book.  I think that she is mentally off and the fact that she has ALWAYS traded her body for fame says it all for me, I mean, can you see someone with REAL talent having to resort to sexual antics to get butts in seats? You know, I actually think that she is a truly unhappy person and she must be unbearable to be around and makes those around her unhappy as well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone that pays to see her concert would be called a fool in my book.  I think that she is mentally off and the fact that she has ALWAYS traded her body for fame says it all for me, I mean, can you see someone with REAL talent having to resort to sexual antics to get butts in seats? You know, I actually think that she is a truly unhappy person and she must be unbearable to be around and makes those around her unhappy as well.
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		<title>By: If</title>
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		<dc:creator>If</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IF this is all hype then she is a disgusting human being, for many reasons, but the first one that comes to mind right now are her children, they can read.  Second, Rodriguez has a child, AND they both have(had) spouses.      Whore be thy name and whore be thy game . . . which is it Madonna?  Forget it, I don&#039;t want to know, you&#039;re just plain scum. Eff off, you douche bag fame whore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IF this is all hype then she is a disgusting human being, for many reasons, but the first one that comes to mind right now are her children, they can read.  Second, Rodriguez has a child, AND they both have(had) spouses.      Whore be thy name and whore be thy game . . . which is it Madonna?  Forget it, I don&#8217;t want to know, you&#8217;re just plain scum. Eff off, you douche bag fame whore.
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		<title>By: Leleila</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leleila</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What is it with these adopting women and adultery?  Do they go hand in hand or something?  First Brangelina, now Madonna?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is it with these adopting women and adultery?  Do they go hand in hand or something?  First Brangelina, now Madonna?
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		<title>By: Trashaddict</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trashaddict</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SUCKERRRRRRRRR.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SUCKERRRRRRRRR&#8230;..
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So A-rod is gay, but so closeted he can only be with women who look like men.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So A-rod is gay, but so closeted he can only be with women who look like men.
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		<title>By: Persistent Cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anything Ed Hardy is douchey and trashy.  I hate that shit.

A-Rod is ugly.  Aside from his $$$, I don&#039;t see the appeal.  I&#039;ll take Jeter any day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anything Ed Hardy is douchey and trashy.  I hate that shit.</p>
<p>A-Rod is ugly.  Aside from his $$$, I don&#8217;t see the appeal.  I&#8217;ll take Jeter any day.
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		<title>By: Marlene</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marlene</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If Madonna isn&#039;t happy in her marriage, just leave and find a man that doesn&#039;t have baby&#039;s at home..His wife just had a baby when the affair started...They deserve each other...

I wouldn&#039;t have him! And if Madonna keeps aging, the only thing she&#039;ll have going for her is her money. Skank!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Madonna isn&#8217;t happy in her marriage, just leave and find a man that doesn&#8217;t have baby&#8217;s at home..His wife just had a baby when the affair started&#8230;They deserve each other&#8230;</p>
<p>I wouldn&#8217;t have him! And if Madonna keeps aging, the only thing she&#8217;ll have going for her is her money. Skank!
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		<title>By: hello</title>
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		<dc:creator>hello</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Paying a lot of money to look like trash via Ed Hardy is stupid.  The two people who wear it most (in my mind) are Britney and the Rock of Love guy whose name escapes me at the moment.  Poison guy.  Whatever.  Trashy.  I like myself better for not remembering his name at this point.

Alex Rodriguez does have a type is this Madonna thing is true.  Women who are grossly buff.  His wife and the stripper from last winter fit the bill too.  He like&#039;s them wire-y.  Sinew-y.  A bad steak.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paying a lot of money to look like trash via Ed Hardy is stupid.  The two people who wear it most (in my mind) are Britney and the Rock of Love guy whose name escapes me at the moment.  Poison guy.  Whatever.  Trashy.  I like myself better for not remembering his name at this point.</p>
<p>Alex Rodriguez does have a type is this Madonna thing is true.  Women who are grossly buff.  His wife and the stripper from last winter fit the bill too.  He like&#8217;s them wire-y.  Sinew-y.  A bad steak.
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