Last week the interweb was abuzz with the news that Pete Doherty was going to sell-out ex girlfriend Kate Moss in an autobiography. Supposedly Sexy Pete – as he’s known in my house – was going to dish some dirt about their sex life, all the drugs, and probably something about a lack of bathing. Now Pete has apparently had a change of heart, which isn’t all that surprising. It’s highly doubtful he even remembers last week. Yes, now Pete wants Kate back, now that she just broke up with her boyfriend, The Kills singer Jamie Hince.

Jamie Hince’s side of Kate Moss’s bed may still be warm, but Pete Doherty is already trying to jump in to it. Just as we warned yesterday the shambolic druggie is trying to weasel his way back into Kate’s life. And he’s been boasting to mates about how he reckons he is going to get back with his ex. In his addled mind Pete believes that he and the stunningly successful model are the perfect couple - and texted her to tell her so.

And we’re told it was these latenight love texts that drove The Kills frontman Jamie over the edge. So far Kate’s managed to control the desire to run back to the arms of the filthy-fingernailed one. But his pitiful pleadings are relentless. Last month he posted a video of himself on YouTube singing a song about how much he missed her. And when he heard Kate and Jamie had hit a rocky patch he swooped in with his adolescent poetic scribblings.

A source said: “Jamie was furious when Pete got in touch about a week ago. And over the last three nights he and Kate have texted each other until the early hours. Pete’s been showing the texts to mates and thinks he is on the verge of winning her back but his mates aren’t convinced.”

Think of your sheets, Kate..!

[From the Mirror]

Normally I really loathe the additional commentary that’s often in articles in The Mirror, but they are totally right. Kate’s sheets, curtains, tablecloths… really, textiles of any kind are in real, real danger. And though it rarely is mentioned in terms of Doherty, let’s not forget that Kate has a 5-year-old daughter, Lila Grace. Though she’s not exactly known for being the most devoted parent in the world, I shudder to think of the parent that would willingly bring Pete Doherty into their child’s life. Especially as a parental-type figure.

Hopefully Kate will continue to rebuff Pete’s advances. If there is any decency or goodness in the world.

Here’s Pete Doherty after he bought a painting of Kate Moss at his impromptu gig at Jazz after Dark in Soho, London on June 3rd. The look on his face is not at all creepy. Really. Photographer: ydimage.com. Header of Kate and Pete together in London in April 2007. Photographer: Gucci. Images thanks to WENN.