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		<title>By: Alfestar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Same thing happened to my gf when she was a virgin. A guy was driving her home from a party, and wanted something &quot;in return.&quot; He pulled off her knickers, and made her hold her knees to her chest. Then, something that felt like an anaconda was beeing pushed inside her.

She was bleeding all over the car seat and her clothes, and the next day it was hurting so bad she went to see the doctor, where she got stitches and the morning after pill.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Same thing happened to my gf when she was a virgin. A guy was driving her home from a party, and wanted something &#8220;in return.&#8221; He pulled off her knickers, and made her hold her knees to her chest. Then, something that felt like an anaconda was beeing pushed inside her.</p>
<p>She was bleeding all over the car seat and her clothes, and the next day it was hurting so bad she went to see the doctor, where she got stitches and the morning after pill.
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		<title>By: agro-directory</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 09:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Seriously</title>
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		<dc:creator>Seriously</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 07:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s another name for this! - she consented to sex, not brutality. He&#039;s lucky it happened years ago. He might be in a mess if it happened now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s another name for this! &#8211; she consented to sex, not brutality. He&#8217;s lucky it happened years ago. He might be in a mess if it happened now.
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		<title>By: Jenn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 06:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Carl: Yes it&#039;s possible to be a revue dancer AND a virgin. One has nothing to do with the other. A Las Vegas dancer isn&#039;t a prostitute.

How do you explain Adriana Lima, the Victoria Secret model who was a virgin until she married Serbian basketball player (AND FUGLY CROSS-EYED BUTTERFACE) Marko Jarić??? Adriana is a gorgeous girl and she models bras and panties for a living. Yet she was still a virgin in her mid 20s.

It&#039;s totally possible Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira was inexperienced as well. And obviously she was also EXTREMELY NAIVE, STUPID, AND SUFFERING FROM LOW SELF-ESTEEM TO LET SOME HAIRY PROMISCUOUS FUGLY MANHO DEFLOWER HER.

Poor girl. I feel bad for her. Tom Jones is a disgusting creature both inside and out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Carl: Yes it&#8217;s possible to be a revue dancer AND a virgin. One has nothing to do with the other. A Las Vegas dancer isn&#8217;t a prostitute.</p>
<p>How do you explain Adriana Lima, the Victoria Secret model who was a virgin until she married Serbian basketball player (AND FUGLY CROSS-EYED BUTTERFACE) Marko Jarić??? Adriana is a gorgeous girl and she models bras and panties for a living. Yet she was still a virgin in her mid 20s.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s totally possible Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira was inexperienced as well. And obviously she was also EXTREMELY NAIVE, STUPID, AND SUFFERING FROM LOW SELF-ESTEEM TO LET SOME HAIRY PROMISCUOUS FUGLY MANHO DEFLOWER HER.</p>
<p>Poor girl. I feel bad for her. Tom Jones is a disgusting creature both inside and out.
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		<title>By: Twez</title>
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		<dc:creator>Twez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks like Allyson Hannigan&#039;s mom with all the work she&#039;s had done.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks like Allyson Hannigan&#8217;s mom with all the work she&#8217;s had done.
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		<title>By: Camilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Camilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 22:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom Jones is looking better now than he ever has. He is the most sexy man that ever walked this earth. And he can sing!
He sound like a asshole, but i choose to believe that he&#039;s not like that private. :) 
Would have done him anyday.
YOU THE BEST TOM!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom Jones is looking better now than he ever has. He is the most sexy man that ever walked this earth. And he can sing!<br />
He sound like a asshole, but i choose to believe that he&#8217;s not like that private. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Would have done him anyday.<br />
YOU THE BEST TOM!
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		<title>By: H.C</title>
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		<dc:creator>H.C</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What do you want to bet that Jones didn&#039;t even know she was a virgin, (IF she infact was, being a nude dancer and a virgin don&#039;t usually coincide) in reality she was probably putting on an act of being sexy and experienced just to get him into bed. 
She thought she could handle it and then reality struck. What was she expecting? For some reason I highly doubt it would have been &#039;horrible&#039; for someone who wasn&#039;t a virgin. ...or someone who didn&#039;t have unrealistic delusion of everlasting love, got dumped and is spiteful.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do you want to bet that Jones didn&#8217;t even know she was a virgin, (IF she infact was, being a nude dancer and a virgin don&#8217;t usually coincide) in reality she was probably putting on an act of being sexy and experienced just to get him into bed.<br />
She thought she could handle it and then reality struck. What was she expecting? For some reason I highly doubt it would have been &#8216;horrible&#8217; for someone who wasn&#8217;t a virgin. &#8230;or someone who didn&#8217;t have unrealistic delusion of everlasting love, got dumped and is spiteful.
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		<title>By: Diane</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom Jones was good friends with Elvis when he was alive. He was very good looking when he was younger.
It doesn&#039;t matter how his marrieage is. If they both agree to the arangements. I salute him for staying with her ALL these years. He was a teenager for heavens sakes and they are still together. And many of their friends say he adores her.
You can say you feel sorry for cassandra but for one thing she knew he was married and another if I would have been torn apart as she had been. I sure wouldn&#039;t go back for seconds.
Telling tales out of bed. She was probably angry because he was with 2 other back up singers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom Jones was good friends with Elvis when he was alive. He was very good looking when he was younger.<br />
It doesn&#8217;t matter how his marrieage is. If they both agree to the arangements. I salute him for staying with her ALL these years. He was a teenager for heavens sakes and they are still together. And many of their friends say he adores her.<br />
You can say you feel sorry for cassandra but for one thing she knew he was married and another if I would have been torn apart as she had been. I sure wouldn&#8217;t go back for seconds.<br />
Telling tales out of bed. She was probably angry because he was with 2 other back up singers.
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		<title>By: cindy</title>
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		<dc:creator>cindy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She should consider herself lucky.  I would kill to bed him, even now that he is older.  He is the sexiest thing that ever lived, in my opinion.  I still have dreams about him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She should consider herself lucky.  I would kill to bed him, even now that he is older.  He is the sexiest thing that ever lived, in my opinion.  I still have dreams about him.
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve torn during sex, too, and not even with huge guys. If he&#039;s well-endowed and she was a virgin, this sounds more than plausible. Poor girl. :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve torn during sex, too, and not even with huge guys. If he&#8217;s well-endowed and she was a virgin, this sounds more than plausible. Poor girl. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />
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