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	<title>Comments on: Elvira: Tom Jones took my virginity, I needed stitches &#38; he ditched me</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:41:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've torn during sex, too, and not even with huge guys. If he's well-endowed and she was a virgin, this sounds more than plausible. Poor girl. :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve torn during sex, too, and not even with huge guys. If he&#8217;s well-endowed and she was a virgin, this sounds more than plausible. Poor girl. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've had the pleasure of working with Cassandra quite a few times over the past 5 years and I can say this story is 100% true, with no exaggerations.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve had the pleasure of working with Cassandra quite a few times over the past 5 years and I can say this story is 100% true, with no exaggerations.
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		<title>By: Kinkkerbelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kinkkerbelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why the heck would she go back to him the next night if it was horrible and left her torn and wounded?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why the heck would she go back to him the next night if it was horrible and left her torn and wounded?
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		<title>By: Jenna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, well I want one. Buy it for me :mrgreen:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, well I want one. Buy it for me <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: sue mac</title>
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		<dc:creator>sue mac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Too bad for her.That kind of sex is definitely for a non-virgin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too bad for her.That kind of sex is definitely for a non-virgin.
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		<title>By: Leandra</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think this is true.  I can't see her making something like this up about another person out of the blue........he's been married since he was 16 so I guess his wife just turned a blind eye.  I did hear years ago that he had a large one.......ewwww on anything with him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think this is true.  I can&#8217;t see her making something like this up about another person out of the blue&#8230;&#8230;..he&#8217;s been married since he was 16 so I guess his wife just turned a blind eye.  I did hear years ago that he had a large one&#8230;&#8230;.ewwww on anything with him.
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		<title>By: lola lola</title>
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		<dc:creator>lola lola</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her afternoon movie show was the funniest thing on TV at the time. I still laugh when I think of some of her comments on the movies she was showing. Hysterical!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her afternoon movie show was the funniest thing on TV at the time. I still laugh when I think of some of her comments on the movies she was showing. Hysterical!
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jenna, I read a long time ago that Elvira designed a special bra that's designed to lift and push but doesn't connect in the front.  She was hawking them decades ago.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jenna, I read a long time ago that Elvira designed a special bra that&#8217;s designed to lift and push but doesn&#8217;t connect in the front.  She was hawking them decades ago.
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		<title>By: Kaiser/ Hippacrat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kaiser/ Hippacrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG, Rhymes!  I was Elvira for Halloween when I was 8 or 9... it's sketchy to realize how weird that get-up looks on prepubescent girls.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG, Rhymes!  I was Elvira for Halloween when I was 8 or 9&#8230; it&#8217;s sketchy to realize how weird that get-up looks on prepubescent girls.
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		<title>By: RhymesWithSilver</title>
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		<dc:creator>RhymesWithSilver</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I went as Elvira for Halloween...when I was 8. How the hell did I even know who Elvira was? My mother sure as hell didn't know- she thought she was just making a vampire costume. I put great big slits in the skirt with my safety scissors once I got to school. Man, I was such a wicked little minx in second grade ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went as Elvira for Halloween&#8230;when I was 8. How the hell did I even know who Elvira was? My mother sure as hell didn&#8217;t know- she thought she was just making a vampire costume. I put great big slits in the skirt with my safety scissors once I got to school. Man, I was such a wicked little minx in second grade &#8230;
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