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		<title>By: dirt2 cdk</title>
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I totally dug dat Diddy,,,almost good enuff to come from Fiddy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I totally dug dat Diddy,,,almost good enuff to come from Fiddy.
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		<title>By: Diddy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t give this woman another cent, she has enough to pay the rent.

Don&#039;t give this woman another nickel, she&#039;ll only use it to &quot;reinvent&quot; herself, she&#039;s so fickle.

Dont&#039; give this woman another dime,
you can see her breasts and vagina online anytime.

Don&#039;t give this woman another quarter,
She&#039;ll only use it to gyrate and lip sinc. Ah, the horror!

Don&#039;t give this woman another dollar,
it will go for botox and a leather studded collar.

Yeah, it&#039;s late and I&#039;m a little punchy but Madonna is a scab on the butt of humanity and I wish someone would scratch her off.  
P.S.  I feel for her kids man, I feel for her kids.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t give this woman another cent, she has enough to pay the rent.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t give this woman another nickel, she&#8217;ll only use it to &#8220;reinvent&#8221; herself, she&#8217;s so fickle.</p>
<p>Dont&#8217; give this woman another dime,<br />
you can see her breasts and vagina online anytime.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t give this woman another quarter,<br />
She&#8217;ll only use it to gyrate and lip sinc. Ah, the horror!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t give this woman another dollar,<br />
it will go for botox and a leather studded collar.</p>
<p>Yeah, it&#8217;s late and I&#8217;m a little punchy but Madonna is a scab on the butt of humanity and I wish someone would scratch her off.<br />
P.S.  I feel for her kids man, I feel for her kids.
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		<title>By: Dates?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dates?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:40:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, it&#039;s obvious the dates are messed up but I remember Madonna sperm shopping.  And to you young folk, Jose was an Adonis back in the day regardless of his character issues.  And if you hadn&#039;t noticed Madonna is extremely flawed herself.  I caught her Madonna Sex book online last night and I have to say it is raunch and sleaze personified. You see EVERYTHING and how she and her &quot;friends&quot; purport themselves is nothing less than pornalicious.  How is she going to keep this from her children and why is she idlolized for being a whore?  Is it the old adage that money talks?  I for one don&#039;t think it&#039;s a good idea for Britney to be around her, especially after viewing her book, but it does answer why Brit dabbles in bisexuality.  And her book also begs the question, how on earth did they let her adopt David?????????
Slut, slut, cancer sore whore, that&#039;s what her book shouts and what her stage performances shout.  How can she sleep at night knowing she put these images in preteen minds and spawned such whorey behavior and the fashion that followed suit?  And how many teenagers &quot;kept their baby&quot;?  She is pathetic.  Don&#039;t give this woman another cent.  If you want to see her tits and slit for free just google it online.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, it&#8217;s obvious the dates are messed up but I remember Madonna sperm shopping.  And to you young folk, Jose was an Adonis back in the day regardless of his character issues.  And if you hadn&#8217;t noticed Madonna is extremely flawed herself.  I caught her Madonna Sex book online last night and I have to say it is raunch and sleaze personified. You see EVERYTHING and how she and her &#8220;friends&#8221; purport themselves is nothing less than pornalicious.  How is she going to keep this from her children and why is she idlolized for being a whore?  Is it the old adage that money talks?  I for one don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a good idea for Britney to be around her, especially after viewing her book, but it does answer why Brit dabbles in bisexuality.  And her book also begs the question, how on earth did they let her adopt David?????????<br />
Slut, slut, cancer sore whore, that&#8217;s what her book shouts and what her stage performances shout.  How can she sleep at night knowing she put these images in preteen minds and spawned such whorey behavior and the fashion that followed suit?  And how many teenagers &#8220;kept their baby&#8221;?  She is pathetic.  Don&#8217;t give this woman another cent.  If you want to see her tits and slit for free just google it online.
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She obviously wanted to mate with someone in peak physical shape. Although Rodman, Tupac and Canseco don&#039;t seem like Daddy types, they were all really built. She just wanted a sperm donor, after all. 

I buy this story, the dates are just wrong and he probably did really screw her. I always thought he was hot, even if he is a total cad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She obviously wanted to mate with someone in peak physical shape. Although Rodman, Tupac and Canseco don&#8217;t seem like Daddy types, they were all really built. She just wanted a sperm donor, after all. </p>
<p>I buy this story, the dates are just wrong and he probably did really screw her. I always thought he was hot, even if he is a total cad.
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		<title>By: dana</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>whats worse than a media whore? a 50 year old media whore! pathetic! :roll:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whats worse than a media whore? a 50 year old media whore! pathetic! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: CH</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Madonna will rule the world (as she once said) with her own little tribe of Kabbalah followers which she is currently brain washing in the poorest areas of Africa... its so blatant what she/her sect are doing. Love the way she passes it off as charity work though &amp; nobody bats an eyelid. Any story which deflects from her real aim is always a bonus for her....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madonna will rule the world (as she once said) with her own little tribe of Kabbalah followers which she is currently brain washing in the poorest areas of Africa&#8230; its so blatant what she/her sect are doing. Love the way she passes it off as charity work though &amp; nobody bats an eyelid. Any story which deflects from her real aim is always a bonus for her&#8230;.
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Madonna sure ain&#039;t very hot, but she&#039;s so toned that she probably could crack a Brazil nut with her Kegel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madonna sure ain&#8217;t very hot, but she&#8217;s so toned that she probably could crack a Brazil nut with her Kegel.
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		<title>By: Wil in Mpls</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wouldn&#039;t trust Jose Canseco if he told me my head was on fire .. and I could smell smoke and see fire. That guy is a scuzball.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wouldn&#8217;t trust Jose Canseco if he told me my head was on fire .. and I could smell smoke and see fire. That guy is a scuzball.
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		<title>By: Sleepy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know if I trust Jose Canseco on anything, but as others have pointed out she asked both Dennis Rodman and Tupac (and others too probably) to father her kid(s), so if there was actual evidence of this I wouldn&#039;t be that surprised.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know if I trust Jose Canseco on anything, but as others have pointed out she asked both Dennis Rodman and Tupac (and others too probably) to father her kid(s), so if there was actual evidence of this I wouldn&#8217;t be that surprised.
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