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		<title>By: ariel</title>
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		<dc:creator>ariel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 23:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I WOULD TAKE THE JOB NOT ONLY FOR THE MONEY BUT BECOUSE I LOVE CHILDREN,I RAISED MY TWIN GRANDAUGHTERS FOR 6 YEARS AND HAD NO PROBLEM,JENNIFER GIVE ME THE JOB.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I WOULD TAKE THE JOB NOT ONLY FOR THE MONEY BUT BECOUSE I LOVE CHILDREN,I RAISED MY TWIN GRANDAUGHTERS FOR 6 YEARS AND HAD NO PROBLEM,JENNIFER GIVE ME THE JOB.
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		<title>By: dstella</title>
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		<dc:creator>dstella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is more to it than long hours.  I am sure they are demanding and difficult and that is the real reason.  You think it traveling by private plane to great locations would be a dream, but probably the nanny nevers sees the light of day.  Stuck with the twins 24/7 and a demanding diva, feeling totally trapped!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is more to it than long hours.  I am sure they are demanding and difficult and that is the real reason.  You think it traveling by private plane to great locations would be a dream, but probably the nanny nevers sees the light of day.  Stuck with the twins 24/7 and a demanding diva, feeling totally trapped!!
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		<title>By: lei</title>
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		<dc:creator>lei</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I will move from Canada to the US and be the nanny of the twins. I have been a nanny for 4 kids under 4 (3.5, twins 2, and 8 months)Nanny to twins is a piece of cake...the money will worth it after two years of losing my own private life, live-in position...hmmm i can take home all the money. After 2 years...i&#039;ll make up, go home to the Philippines, build a house in the beach and start a small business...that will make me happy...and the Lopez&#039;s to do whatever they wanna do in 2 years</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will move from Canada to the US and be the nanny of the twins. I have been a nanny for 4 kids under 4 (3.5, twins 2, and 8 months)Nanny to twins is a piece of cake&#8230;the money will worth it after two years of losing my own private life, live-in position&#8230;hmmm i can take home all the money. After 2 years&#8230;i&#8217;ll make up, go home to the Philippines, build a house in the beach and start a small business&#8230;that will make me happy&#8230;and the Lopez&#8217;s to do whatever they wanna do in 2 years
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		<title>By: Natalie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a mom, I don&#039;t understand the why some celebs go through the whole process of even having kids, only to have nannies raise them? What&#039;s the point?

Are they really moms? Let see:

Step 1: Get pregnant

Step 2: Schedule a ceasarian, followed by a tummy tuck, usually a few weeks before the due date to avoid those third trimester stretch marks. 

Step 3: Hire live-in nanny.

Step 4: Hire personal trainer to work you for 5-6 hours a day, during which time nanny cares for newborn.

Step 5: Follow up with post pregnancy  work by removing stretch marks, breast lifts, etc. Nanny cares for newborn while you recover from cosmetic procedures.

Step 6: Accept bid for first pics by whatever magazine has offered the most money. 

Step 7: Go on interviews and talk about how you were able to spring back into shape fours month after the birth.

Step 8. Leave kid with nanny while you resume your career.

Yeah, that&#039;s real parenting isn&#039;t it? Must be nice to have kids that function as convenient publicity accessories.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a mom, I don&#8217;t understand the why some celebs go through the whole process of even having kids, only to have nannies raise them? What&#8217;s the point?</p>
<p>Are they really moms? Let see:</p>
<p>Step 1: Get pregnant</p>
<p>Step 2: Schedule a ceasarian, followed by a tummy tuck, usually a few weeks before the due date to avoid those third trimester stretch marks. </p>
<p>Step 3: Hire live-in nanny.</p>
<p>Step 4: Hire personal trainer to work you for 5-6 hours a day, during which time nanny cares for newborn.</p>
<p>Step 5: Follow up with post pregnancy  work by removing stretch marks, breast lifts, etc. Nanny cares for newborn while you recover from cosmetic procedures.</p>
<p>Step 6: Accept bid for first pics by whatever magazine has offered the most money. </p>
<p>Step 7: Go on interviews and talk about how you were able to spring back into shape fours month after the birth.</p>
<p>Step 8. Leave kid with nanny while you resume your career.</p>
<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s real parenting isn&#8217;t it? Must be nice to have kids that function as convenient publicity accessories.
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		<title>By: Spoonman55</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Makes sense to me.

Hell these two perfect parents have never admitted to being married-talk about mixed signals to a nanny. No amount of money would be worth it to deal with J Ho and want a be Menudo boy. 

These two perfect parents have probably put together such an extensive non-disclosure agreement to sign, who in their right mind would sign on for that.

The funniest story yet is that J Ho is actually caring for the babies.

Ya sure, and monkeys fly out of my ass too...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Makes sense to me.</p>
<p>Hell these two perfect parents have never admitted to being married-talk about mixed signals to a nanny. No amount of money would be worth it to deal with J Ho and want a be Menudo boy. </p>
<p>These two perfect parents have probably put together such an extensive non-disclosure agreement to sign, who in their right mind would sign on for that.</p>
<p>The funniest story yet is that J Ho is actually caring for the babies.</p>
<p>Ya sure, and monkeys fly out of my ass too&#8230;
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		<title>By: Savanah Anderson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Savanah Anderson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>J.Lo is just a bitch!  Why would she want only one person to see to not only one baby, but two babies for 16 hours without a break?  Isn&#039;t that against the law?  You are entitled to 1 hour lunch in each 8 hour work shifts and two fifteen minutes breaks.  I would hav walked out on her too. :oops:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>J.Lo is just a bitch!  Why would she want only one person to see to not only one baby, but two babies for 16 hours without a break?  Isn&#8217;t that against the law?  You are entitled to 1 hour lunch in each 8 hour work shifts and two fifteen minutes breaks.  I would hav walked out on her too. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_redface.gif' alt=':oops:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Tania</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tania</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>$9000 a month? I would definitely work for them, and I&#039;d sign a confidentiality agreement and actually respect it, unlike some other people out there who like to bag on celebrities. I don&#039;t think Jen and Marc could possibly be as bad as they are being made out to be. Mariah Carey is more of a DIVA than Jennifer, and she doesn&#039;t even have kids yet! LOL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>$9000 a month? I would definitely work for them, and I&#8217;d sign a confidentiality agreement and actually respect it, unlike some other people out there who like to bag on celebrities. I don&#8217;t think Jen and Marc could possibly be as bad as they are being made out to be. Mariah Carey is more of a DIVA than Jennifer, and she doesn&#8217;t even have kids yet! LOL!
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		<title>By: Silly Lilly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Silly Lilly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mia, 20 an hour is not alot of money?Honey where do you work and how can I get a job there?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mia, 20 an hour is not alot of money?Honey where do you work and how can I get a job there?
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		<title>By: Cassie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cassie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 18:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ poopie: I know playing Selena was Jennifer Lopez&#039; breakout role, but who is this &quot;Serena,&quot; you&#039;re talking about? I though Blake Lively played Serena van der Woodsen on Gossip Girl?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ poopie: I know playing Selena was Jennifer Lopez&#8217; breakout role, but who is this &#8220;Serena,&#8221; you&#8217;re talking about? I though Blake Lively played Serena van der Woodsen on Gossip Girl?
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		<title>By: poopie</title>
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		<dc:creator>poopie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>UGLY UGLY UGLY PEOPLE. J LO- she was Serena in a movie. oh..kay....NO TALENT DIVA and that slime she is married to, keeps me on my diet just looking at him</description>
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