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Aug 3
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Tom Cruise to buy Neverland? Does Suri just have a birthmark?


The PopBitch e-mail newsletter claims that Tom Cruise is scoping out Neverland ranch and may possibly purchase the freaky estate from heavily in debt Michael Jackson:

There’s been lots of talk about the Church of Scientology buying Neverland from Michael Jackson. We’re hearing that this story is not quite true. It’s even freakier. Scientology champion Tom Cruise is thinking of buying it for himself. He’s been flying around the strange theme park to see if it would make a suitable hideaway for him and invisible baby Suri.

Cruise has to know that this would be an incredibly stupid move. It doesn’t matter how nice the property, zoo, and amusement park are. It would tie him to weirdo Michael Jackson and the press would have a field day.

The newsletter goes on to say that Suri might just have a big birthmark and that could be the reason why she’s been shielded from view:

And talking of Suri - our favourite theory as to why she’s never been seen? The baby is rumoured to have a large port-wine stain, which can’t be treated until she’s three or four months old.

That’s possible, and a very clever excuse if Tom’s camp made it up. Why has nary a bundle, car seat or covered up little baby been seen though? I don’t buy it!

Meanwhile there are preparations underway at the Celebrity Scientology Center for what Pink is the New Blog speculates could be Suri’s unvieling or Tom and Katie’s wedding.

Rebels-Rebels had these pictures of the chandelier and tents covering the compound, and Mollygood has an eyewitness report that they seem to be gearing up for something.

DListed says that there’s a “37th Gala Event” on August 5th though, which just means they’re having some sort of Scientology party.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Babies, Cults, Katie Holmes, Michael Jackson, Odd, Tom Cruise, TomKat, Weddings

3 Responses to “Tom Cruise to buy Neverland? Does Suri just have a birthmark?”

  1. Apparently, now Penelope Cruz confirms Suri’s existence.. but I don’t entirely buy it since Pene has ties to Cruise and was once on his payroll.. maybe this is a residual obligation of sorts.

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  2. TomKat must be loving this. The ‘Where is Suri’ buzz and chatter is priceless publicity for not only themselves, but the Church of Scientology. It’s interesting that eyewitness accounts started appearing soon after the mainstream press began openly questioning Suri’s existence. Cruise must have rung around a select few to give them the nod. They don’t call him Cruise Control for nothing

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  3. Michael is not broke. Snap out of it :)

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