Angelina Jolie in Versace for ‘The Tourist’ premiere: trashy or gorgeous?

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Last night was the big NYC premiere of The Tourist. I’m going to split up the photos into two groups – Brangelina and everybody else. This is the Brange post. Angelina wore a long-sleeved Atelier Versace gown in a soft winter white – it looks like some kind of fuzzy cashmere blend. CB thinks it’s too long, and that the hem is all over the place. I have to agree – and I also think the side slit is kind of cheesy and much, much too high, especially for winter, and especially when Jolie barely has any color on her legs. But I love the dress from the waist up – the neckline and the plunging V-neck on the bust looks beautiful on her.

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As far as styling… well, Jolie has been doing this “big hair” thing on red carpets over the past year. It’s very Dynasty, in my opinion. But I appreciate that she’s changing it up, and her makeup looks really good too. Oh, and I love the earrings.

As for Brad… eh. He looks nice, I guess. In photos it doesn’t really look like they were all over each other, as they usually are. Maybe he was cold. Maybe he thought she looked like a Dynasty reject too.

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  1. teehee says:

    Very honestly her figure is disgusting. She is way too thin and out of proportion because of it. Gross.
    (look at the thumbnails on dlisted to see her sticky legs with no muscles)
    Prime case of ‘thinner does not equal more beautiful’. Ladies take heed and relax!

  2. santacruz says:

    Stunning!!!!!

  3. WhiteNoise says:

    The style of the dress is just so dated. She really seems clueless when it comes to knowing what suits her. Maybe she doesn’t care, which is fine too, but so much of her wardrobe seems to be comprised of clothing no self-respecting charity shop would accept…

    Fail. Just awful. And the split just makes it look even tackier than it is.

  4. reality says:

    I didn’t realise that Snuggie made such elegant evening wear. Or is that Slanket Couture?

  5. Brittney says:

    I think it’s a perfect choice for December. In my opinion, all-white is one of her very best looks (see: Oscars in 2001 and 2004).

  6. Rita says:

    She is simply gorgeous. The leggy peak-a-boo is terrific. The texture of the dress is fantastic in the distant pic but I wish it wasn’t so cashmere-fuzzy in the close. The entire look (less the fuzz) makes me want to hug her and kissy-kissy each cheek even though I have no lezzy tendancies (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

  7. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    I like from the waist up too. Its inappropriate for winter. I think they are just cold and want to get somewhere warm.

  8. Hakura says:

    I have to agree with you there. The hem *is* all over the place, and even another inch of length down where the slit starts would’ve looked better.

    But I really think she needed some sort of neck jewelry, even a choker or small chain to bring the focus to her bustline. She’s lacking much in the way of accessories.

    Goodness, look how tiny her wrists are! She’s really looking skinny in these pictures… a bit too skinny, in my opinion. =

  9. guesty says:

    angora sweater meets the wrap around dress…circa 1970 something. not loving it.

  10. nycmom10024 says:

    Shelooks beautiful, perhaps the dress is a little long. But it was flipping freezing here last night, so perhaps they were going for bit of sexy and warmth? Just watched her interview on the Today show,have to say she looks beautiful but her age. I don’t know about all the surgery she is rumored to have had.

    The thing I like about her is she appears to grow as a person as she grows older, something we all strive for.

  11. Eve says:

    Why isn’t my comment showing up? Weird.

    She looks gorgeous. Brad Pitt’s smug face annoys me.

  12. mln76 says:

    Oh considering the clothes she wore for the SALT premiere this is a really good dress. And she looks stunning. I just can’t believe she was out there in this cold weather without a hat and jacket. It’s freezing in NYC right now.

  13. Canuck says:

    She probably needed something that would keep her a bit warm, since she has no body fat. She should also keep her legs covered, they don’t have enough shape anymore to be flashing them, she really needs to eat something.

  14. crab says:

    I love it from the waist up too! I think the slit is way to high. I think her big hair is so Snooki!!

  15. Whatever says:

    I love this dress and that is rare. I think 90% of red carpet dresses look tacky or just plain fug, but this is cute. Her hair looks like it does in the movie.

  16. gWest says:

    The dress is all kinds of wrong. The fabric,the neck line and don’t get me started on that slit. It just draws attention to her bony legs and that’s not a good thing.
    The saving grace is always that gorgeous face of hers. The eye makeup is stunning and so are the earrings.

  17. teri says:

    I love the slit, she has the long lean legs to pull it off. She looks really beautiful. I’m glad she stays out of the sun, sun damaged skin isn’t pretty.

  18. Mrs. Darcy says:

    Agree the hem and slit wreck the overall effect of the dress which is otherwise pretty and wintry on her. I do think the hair+dress=80’s, something sleeker would’ve maybe made it look more modern. All that said I’ve seen her look much much worse on the red carpet, and I don’t mind that she’s not fake tanned to the hilt, it is December after all. oh and Brad’s gray beard is back – yuck!

  19. poppy says:

    brad doesn’t want to get angora fuzz all over his black coat and clothes so no grabby cling-on pictures.
    he’s standing on her hem in the second to last shot. either she has the slit opened too far or the hem is uneven. looks like both to me.
    if he needs a full on winter coat then she has got to be freezing, sweater dress or not.
    she’s got no sense of adventure when it comes to styling or clothes. boring.

  20. Lisa Turtle says:

    I like the dress from the waist up, and it looks warm and comfortable. (it snowed in NYC yesterday, so it was cold out there)

    I appreciate Angelina’s taste in simple jewelry. She never overdoes the accessories. Those geometic earrings she’s wearing are very cool.

    Hair is meh, I think it’s time for the bangs to go bye bye.

  21. teri says:

    If it’s didn’t have a slit it would be blah imo. It would be another granny dress. The fuzzy cashmere blend looks great on her, also warm. If I recall Angelina isn’t picky about what she wears, they bring in three and she chooses.

  22. I Choose Me says:

    Except for the too high slit, I kinda like her outfit. Hate the ‘dynasty’ hair though and I think she’d look so much better with a few extra pounds but it’s her body, her life, so. The face as usual is stunning, she obviously knows to moisturize, moisturize, moisturize, which is why I guess she often looks so shiny during premiers and whatnot ’cause once the lights hit – shine city baby. I like Brad’s hair and I’ve never minded the beard but why does he often looks so smarmy and smug?

  23. ziggy says:

    they both look great!

  24. Jaded says:

    This woman needs to eat.

  25. jen says:

    they look great

  26. bros says:

    white cashmere, totally winter appropriate, and only a very thin frame could tolerate the added bulk and still look thin. she could have used a dash of color though, perhaps a colored heel or those emerald earrings she wore at the oscars. something to set off the white. but i like it and think its cool and mrs. claus-like.

  27. Tori says:

    Love it! So perfect for being quickly sexy for the cameras and then being able to bundle up for warmth.

  28. jen says:

    “It’s very Dynasty”-lol. She is looking very Joan Collins in these photos.

  29. Isabel says:

    She looks beautiful.

    But I am so sick of those damn bangs.

  30. wonderful says:

    White shoes with a white slanket dress? Disgusting. And that slit? TACK.

  31. tracking says:

    Agree that it’s a dated look. Might have pulled it off with sleeker hair/different accessories to make the overall look more modern. She is awfully, awfully thin though– to the point of killing the hotness. She’s lost her verve and just needs to be herself.

  32. Crash2GO2 says:

    She’s starting to look like a caricature of herself.

  33. nycmom10024 says:

    FYI We had flurries here, no real accumalation in Manhatan. So cold, but no snow or flurries in the evening.

  34. munchies says:

    OHHH MHY GOD!

    This is what you call realllll HOLLYWOOD beauty!!

    The dress is soo lovely. The floor lenght is just soo amazing and it fits her well.. color,style, fabric – only Angelina can wear this. NO ONE ELSE.

  35. Kendra says:

    That eyeshadow makes her look a lot like she’s mean~

  36. Lori says:

    Has anyone ever noticed how Brad styles himself to look like his current woman? If you go back and look at pictures of him with Juliette, Gwyneth, Jennifer, he changes his style to match theirs. Remember when he and Gwynnie got matching hairdos? Anyway, his hair is swooped to match Angie’s in this shot.

    I like the dress, sorta. It’s better than black.

  37. munchies says:

    I believe Chealsea Handler and her friend is crying of envy now.. they will never looked GREAT as this number.

  38. nnn says:

    I like the top of the dress but not the bottom. I wish it was a blouse put with a pair of nice sophisticated trousers since it’s wintertime and since her long legs are perfect for trousers.

    Her make up and skin are perfect though and though the hairstyle does suit her, i wished she did something else more modern and loose. She has a great set of hair, she should let it flow freerly or experience many other type of hairstyles.

  39. Sara says:

    Man, 15 extra pounds would make her look SO much better! That slit look imo only looks good on girls that have shapely legs, not just skinny legs. They are a beautiful couple regardless, but man 15 extra would make her look so much younger!!

  40. sapphire says:

    She needs some weight gain, stat. I love the look other than the slit. Maybe switched up for an aquamarine or emerald choker.

  41. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    I like Angie when she is elegant and this dress is elegant and regal. I love it. I think if her hair wasn’t so high it might have looked a bit younger but I love it. I think Angelina looks stunning.

  42. bananarama says:

    skinny legs do not do this dress justice. it’s a bit icky looking at those legs to be honest. i am a big fan of brad but the h*** is going on with him? ughhhh seriously. not a good look – cut your hair brad please

  43. Zelda says:

    Dramatic, classy, chic, and just unusual enough to be interesting.
    Win.
    And I’m not always a fan of her choices.

  44. Moreaces says:

    She looks absolutly stunning, this woman is just to gorgeous for words.. Brad looks good to.

  45. Praise St. Angie! says:

    woof. Pitt is looking more and more like Benicio del Toro…and while I always thought they resembled each other, I always thought of Pitt as “the good-looking version” of del Toro.

    now, not so much…

    (del Toro is hot, just not “pretty” like Pitt is.)

    agree with your take on the dress, Kaiser. though I’m not a fan of white dresses (unless you’re a bride), I like the style of the top but the bottom half is just NO. Her make up looks great but that hair is awful. “Dynasty” is right.

    I’ll be VERY interested to read other people’s (ahem) take on the slit, though.

    and LOL at reality’s comment! (#5)

  46. lola says:

    gorgeous dress. if i could pull one off i would run like hell to my nearest mall and cry at the window in vain.

  47. Solveig says:

    A red carpet dress in angora is an idea I like… as an idea. As a fact I’m not loving it. I don’t usually like white dresses to begin with, but this dress is all kinds of wrong: the slit is too high, the sleeves are too vaporous, the décolleté is too ’80’s.
    The make up is ok, tho.
    Brad Pitt looks so miserable and stupid that I almost feel sorry for him.

  48. Embee says:

    She just took everything a bit too far (hair, slit, eye makeup). If it were toned down by 10% she’d look great. As is, I agree with Crash2GO2, that she looks like a charicature of herself.

    I really like the white fuzzy dress/ice princess look on her.

  49. mslewis says:

    The dress is angora and it is good angora so it will not shed onto Brad or anybody else. It’s Versace . . . quality and beauty. Something none of you seem to know about.

    Angelina looks gorgeous; the dress is amazing; the fit is perfect; and it is totally appropriate for a movie premiere on a cold night in New York. Eat it bitches!! You will never looks this good!!

  50. lrm says:

    does anyone else think her hair looks like a wig, for like the past year now? it is seriously distracting for me…it doesn’t look seamless with her face and body. esp when she is that thin…her hair being that thick, but mostly it just seems ‘separate’….
    i love the dress. love the fabric. want one w/o the slit and low bust-i would wear it all winter(:

    she’s a beautiful woman, and ITA brad has morphed into the brother of benicio. wow never thought i’d see that!

  51. samihami says:

    I think she looks really good. The slit should probably not be quite so high up, but aside from that, I think it’s a win.

  52. mylie1313 says:

    Angie looks stunning, this is how you answer back your critics and enemies, by dressing to kill with your very handsome husband on your arm, yes she took him from JA too damn bad. JA needs to suck it up and move on, after all this time she is still after Brad Pitt, how silly. It takes two to tango. After vacationing with Jennifer Aniston in Mexico, it seems strange, after all this time why is Chelsea Handler so nasty and bitter over a divorce nearly 6 years old?

  53. spinner says:

    Why is Brad wearing a wig??

    Angie looks good from the neck up. Love the earrings. From the neck down…she looks like a bunch of sticks tied together.

  54. Linda says:

    Oh man, she looks fantastic, unbelievable!

  55. Whamo says:

    Those have to be THE NASTIEST legs known to man! I mean this junkie really needs to step away from her little heroin habit and put some meat on her skanky body. Brad looks more and more foolish every day, there is nothing more pathetic than an aging playboy….and I actually LIKE Brad is just wish he’d quit trying so hard. The man is the laughing stock of HW right now. I notice he no longer hangs around with anyone anymore…EVER! That’s what you get when you hook up with a psycho junkie bitch I guess.
    Is Johnny even IN this movie? You would think it was Brad’s film. If I were an A lister I would NEVER do a movie with AJ because her and her people (and believe me she has people) hijack the film and turn it into a “I’m the greatest mother and we are the greatest lovers and we have the best family in the universe” affair. What a joke!!!!

  56. sickofit says:

    the dress is angora and its just not making up for an evening dress. Looks just weird. the color is not hers and why is mr. pitt not wearing a tuxedo or something? its just looks wrong and not stylish, sorry. and she looks starved in those pics and exhausted.

  57. Eve says:

    woof. Pitt is looking more and more like Benicio del Toro…and while I always thought they resembled each other, I always thought of Pitt as “the good-looking version” of del Toro.

    now, not so much…

    (del Toro is hot, just not “pretty” like Pitt is.)

    @ Praise St. Angie:

    Every time I read or see anyone commenting on the fact they sort of resemble each other, I feel a little bit less attracted to Del Toro (Pitt looks like a monkey in my opinion) — because I myself have noticed that and have been trying to ignore it ever since.

    So now I’ll just stick my fingers in my ears, sing la la la la and pretend I haven’t seen once again that someone else thinks they look alike.

  58. malachais says:

    @whamo, I LOL’d when reading your post. The first thing I thought of when seeing these photos is how thin AJ’s neck and legs are..I know she’s always been thin, but she seems to be getting even thinner. When a woman wears white and still looks very thin, it will definitely catch people’s attention.

  59. WhiteNoise says:

    @Praise St Angie –

    (del Toro is hot, just not “pretty” like Pitt is.)

    Yes, that’s how I see him too, hot and edgy with a bit of caveman thrown in. I’ve never personally got Pitt’s attraction. Pretty I guess at one point but hot, never.

    Looking at the dress again, it maybe possibly might just have worked – might – without the slit, and had it been more fitted. But the whole look is just so dated. Retro I love, but this is just so matronly and blah.

  60. redlips says:

    Oh ms.lewis! You seem to be an authority on anything and everything Jolie……including fabric. Geez! I don’t care how upscale or tight the weave of Angora is, it is going to shed. Period!

    The dress reminds me of my “red cashmere” robe which, AJ needs to make this dress into. The slit is a little on the sleez side however, the earrings are perfection. She certainly needs some color! Color in her cheeks, nails, ears, shoes something. Entirely to pale to wear all winter white.The shoes are entirely too heavy for the robe!!

    Pitt? Let’s just say he is beginning to define his last name. Someone has sucked the life out of him!

  61. sharylmj says:

    She looks pretty, except I don’t really love her eye make up.. yes, the slit is too high, but she looks like she pulling it to the side on purpose for the pictures. Wish I could see the dress just falling like it’s supposed to. Brad looks like he didn’t try very hard.. maybe he knew he couldn’t beat Johnny on the red carpet, so he didn’t even try.. LOL!!

  62. someone says:

    She looks like shes wrapped up in a bedspread (1980)..her legs are so skinny, the slit shouldn’t have been there..and she looks high..Brad is starting to look like a billy goat again, and Dep, looks ridiculously like a homeless man.

  63. chris says:

    I like the dress.

  64. im awful says:

    mslewis,

    you crezy, not just crazy.

    no need to attack the people who comment here! were just giving our opinions. do you lash out at your girlfriends when youre talking fashion???

    ANYWAY, i think angelina is gorgeous but man, i wish she would do more with what shes got. sometimes she gets it so right but most times she ages herself terribly with her clothes.

  65. mslewis says:

    the dress is angora and its just not making up for an evening dress. Looks just weird. the color is not hers and why is mr. pitt not wearing a tuxedo or something?
    —————————————————-
    It IS an “evening dress”!! What? You think a dress is not “evening” unless it’s made of silky polyester, lace and glitter? Please!!

    Also, Johnny is not wearing a tux and Jennifer Connelly isn’t even wearing a long dress. I guess they look “weird” to you also, right?

  66. NC native says:

    Honestly…reading comments on here makes me laugh.

    Angelina is a very pretty woman. And her skin on her face and neck are flawless. She is a wonderful actress, who has evolved nicely in HW. However, her legs, arms, collar bone, hands, feet(from some of your previous photos) are disgusting! ITA with everyone who says she would look so much better with an extra 15 pounds. Just my opinion..

  67. anti says:

    they both look GREAT!

  68. Scarlet Vixen says:

    I totally agree that from the waist up the dress is lovely. But she does need to try and put some weight on. I believe that thinner ladies need to gradually put on a little bit of weight so they don’t start to look grissly like SJP or Teri Hatcher. AJ’s legs, wrists and hands look gross IMO. I love her scrawny claw hand clinging onto Brad’s jacket in the 5th pic!

  69. wonderful says:

    Calm down mslewis. It looks totally weird, accept it, embrace it. Stop attacking other people.

  70. Gabriela says:

    Angie is too bony. Her hands are freaking me out in this main pic.

  71. LemonySarah says:

    I thought she looked freakishly elegant until Brad cupped his hand on her freakishly perfect butt. http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/07/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-hand-booty-grab-premiere-the-tourist/

  72. Cheyenne says:

    Shoes, yes; dress, no; earrings, yes.

  73. Tammy says:

    Very glamourous!
    They look like movie stars used to look in the old-style studio system when they worked exclusively for one studio.

  74. nnn says:

    She hasn’t the freakishly skinny legs , they are slim ballerina like legs but it’s just that she has a body type with a heavy top and a skinnier lower.

    Add that she isn’t tanned and you have that perception of skinnier legs when it’s in par with the likes of most models, Gisèle included or Zoe Saldana.

    Pale legs whatever their size don’t look good in a dress and Jolie with her body type will be better off covering them or getting a little tan to them which always highlight the muscle defintion.

    Again Gisèle Bundchen legs are equally skinny but they are tanned and she can expose them.

  75. Sara says:

    Whamo:
    Those have to be THE NASTIEST legs known to man! I mean this junkie really needs to step away from her little heroin habit and put some meat on her skanky body. Brad looks more and more foolish every day, there is nothing more pathetic than an aging playboy….and I actually LIKE Brad is just wish he’d quit trying so hard. The man is the laughing stock of HW right now. I notice he no longer hangs around with anyone anymore…EVER! That’s what you get when you hook up with a psycho junkie bitch I guess.

    @Whamo, while I am no Bragloonie,
    I seriously doubt she uses heroin, i know she did in the past, but there is no way she could keep up the lifestyle with an addiction as powerful as that.

  76. LolaBella says:

    Gorgeous.

    LOL at ‘Dynasty Reject’ and ‘Slanket Couture’. She is so channeling a young Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan with the hair and make-up.

    No wonder Joan Collins thinks Angie is beautiful! 😉

  77. ladyballz says:

    I like the angora- but dial back the slit, hike the hem up to under the knee and cover those sticks with leather boots. She is the envy-churning gorgeous, but I agree that another 15 lbs would make her way more beautiful.

    And she has ABSOLUTELY had her nose done. TWICE. Once after Maddox, and another tweak after Brad. It was an evolution- she was considered hot & wild and then BOOM suddenly she was the most gorgeous woman in the world. IT’S THE NOSE. Everybody does it- it made a HUGE career difference for Halle Berry, JLo, ScarJo, Brittany Murphy etc.

    Her lying about that and the Botox she’s been toying with makes me think she actually DID use In Vitro Fertilization for the twins.

  78. Crash2GO2 says:

    @nnn: A tan is slimming, it doesn’t make your legs look less skinny, although it will make you look more healthy. Giselle obviously works out and has more muscle than Ms. Jolie does. And a different body build all together. I’m betting that Angie could gain 20 lbs and it would all go to her middle and her arms and legs would still look like sticks.

  79. Crash2GO2 says:

    “Calm down mslewis. It looks totally weird, accept it, embrace it. Stop attacking other people.”

    LOL

  80. Blaster says:

    You know, as much as the loons pretend the hens are not over a divorce that is six years old, bringing in JA when she has absolutely no relation to the subject at hand is more often done by the Loons than the Hens the other way around.

    Looking at you, Mylie1313

  81. Majosha says:

    Love her makeup, but I’m kind of on the fence about the dress. And Brad, for the love of God, stop dying your f*cking hair!

  82. photo jojo says:

    She looks phenomenal. I just came from the post with the Today Show info and I couldn’t tell from those shots that she was wearing a dress. It’s a great look for her, and thank all that is holy that it’s not black!

  83. DD says:

    She should avoid dark eye makeup until she gains a few pounds, she’s too gaunt in the face and it makes her look several years older. And that poofy hair on top is not doing any justice and the dress… is not fitted quite right for her frailish body, giving her an old lady look in certain angles.
    AJ needs to bring sexy back, she’s too young to go out like this. I just heard on the radio that guys think that Kim Kardashian is hotter than AJ and that is all kinds of wrong. Jolie needs to bring it back please. You can be a mommy and hot in a classy way all at the same time.

  84. Camille says:

    Love it! Love everything, they both look gorgeous. I love AJ’s skin, dress and makeup- flawless. I love that she hasn’t fried her skin tanning, she looks stunning.

  85. Cheyenne says:

    @Whamo: The “laughing stock of Hollywood” is pulling in $15-20 mil plus backend per movie. The “psycho junkie bitch” has met with and is respected by heads of state. Meanwhile, you spend your lonely days and nights spewing hate and bile all over a blog. Who’s the joke, honey?

    @Kaiser: Check out the photo on USMagazine.com. Brad’s got his hand clamped so tight to Angie’s butt it looks like he stuck it on there with Krazy Glue.

  86. The Hamm is My Dream Man says:

    She looks like Mrs. Claus if Mrs. Claus lost 100 pounds and bought into her own perceived “hotness”.

    Versace has always toed the line of tasteful clothing (Jennifer Lopez handkerchief dress) and while an angora gown might seem like a good idea in theory; in practice it looks like a fancy bathrobe with a wonky hem that wasn’t tied properly so it’s coming open.

    The slit is tacky for this time of year. December in New York and she’s wearing a thigh high slit AND she’s got her tits out?

    Come on people, I know you’re superfans but it’s inappropriate for the season. She’s making me cold just looking at her. My boobs are getting goosebumps.

  87. jayem says:

    I think she looks amazing, like a real movie star. I like the big hair and minimal makeup. I like the dress too.

    And Brad looks smug cause he’s pinching her butt. I saw the pictures on Bossip!

  88. Kim says:

    Ladyballz- So she ABOLUTELY had a nose job so I’m assuming you performed the surgery.So a 32 y.o. woman gets pregnant with twins and so she must have had IN Vitro? Did she have IN Vitro to get pregnant with Shiloh too? Oh poor bitter Whamo – I’m sorry Johnny like Denzel, Deniro ,Clint all said they would love to work with Angie again. Oh yeah and Johnny also wants to work with Brad. Brad as Lone Ranger Johnny as Tonto.So I guess Depp the most powerful actor in HW doesn’t think of them as the laughing stock of HW.

  89. MadahmGG says:

    Eat Meat…Angelina Jolie!

  90. Majosha says:

    Is someone really hawking steroids up there? LOL.

  91. Kim says:

    She looks beautiful. Her latest nose tweak pinched in sides of her nose to much otherwise she looks great. Bums me out she denies any plastic surgery (of which she has had a few) but whatever-most of them do.

  92. Catherine says:

    She looks stunning.

  93. Az says:

    So I guess I am the only one who is freaking in love with this dress the Jolie is wearing. Is it cashmere? Angora? If I wore it, it would make me break out for sure. Please disregard the hideous bad bridesmaid shoes. I know the Jolie has gorgeous nude heels in her closet… why the hell isn’t she wearing them? But that dress… LOVE.

  94. redlips says:

    Az, it is Angora…poor bunnies!

    I am STILL trying to figure out where her pupils ran off too!

  95. Whamo says:

    @Whamo: The “laughing stock of Hollywood” is pulling in $15-20 mil plus backend per movie. The “psycho junkie bitch” has met with and is respected by heads of state. Meanwhile, you spend your lonely days and nights spewing hate and bile all over a blog. Who’s the joke, honey?

    ========================================
    First off from what I understand you either take 15-20mill for a movie or you take around 8 mill and then a higher percentage of the backend, they don’t give you both.
    Secondly with these wiki leaks we see what people really think of their counterparts. Yes she meets with heads of state and you can be sure more there is not universal “respect” given to her because these people she meets unlike loons know when a person deserves the titles they are given. You can be sure after some of these meeting some of these heads of state shake their heads and try to figure out what a self-serving actress is doing meeting them in the first place.
    Thirdly Brad HAS become a middle age joke in the industry. What, you think all his friends sat around and said “hey Brad nice choice of baggy leather pants you wore the other day, they looked GREAT on you”? Puulease, you can be sure he got a few phone calls (that’s if St. Angie allowed him phone privledges)from his ever distant friends goofing on him and asked him what he was smoking when Angie dressed him that day. That’s just ONE example, another is having his face done to the point he’s starting to look like a completely different person…and not for the better.

    What I think of her is simply my opinion and you wouldn’t even be mentioning my posts if I were slagging her mortal enemy JA. This is what I love about loons, it’s not the “spewing hate and bile all over a blog” that you dislike it’s who it’s directed at that you have a problem with, once again hypocrisy raises its ugly head. I didn’t realize this was another “love AJ or die” site until I’ve read some of the responses to my comments. Now that I do know this you can be sure I’ll be back here just to piss hypocrites like yourself off.

    And to answer your last question…YOU are the joke for NEVER questioning why or the timing of her comments and actions.

    And just so you don’t think I’m a “hen” I could care less about JA other than I think for a 40 year old woman she has a smokin hot body and she can look quite pretty at times. She can’t act for shit and her choices of movies is questionable at best.

  96. Jeri says:

    Something about Brad looks like a Dyansty reject too.

  97. Crash2GO2 says:

    “Az, it is Angora…poor bunnies!”

    They don’t kill the bunnies for their fur – just shave them and the bunnies grow it back. 🙂

  98. serena says:

    Brad seems tired, and sleepy (a long night with the kids I guess). Angie’s dress is absolutely stunning! Gorgeous! I like that it’s not the usual black sac, and has a very nice form and it seems so hot to be in. Really, I love it.

  99. candy says:

    You missed the pic of Brad groping Angie’s ass. What a funny image, bet it really pissed her off, too. These two are stuck with each other, for better or worse it seems.

    Love the dress, but the slit is too high up the crotch. No wonder Brad wouldn’t let Johnny anywhere need her. Where are the pics of Johnny and Ang together? It’s their movie but they are nowhere to be seen – together. The games these people play to keep their relationship ‘fresh’.

  100. Cheyenne says:

    @whamo: You could have spared yourself and us the trouble of posting that diatribe, but I have one question for you: do you actually know what people in the industry are saying about Brad? I don’t mean tabloid gossip, I mean from a valid source? I thought not.

    I must have hit a really raw nerve for you to respond with a rant like that. But it was good for a laugh.

  101. Crash2GO2 says:

    @Cheyenne: “But it was good for a laugh.”

    Talk about good for a laugh! You got so excited up there about the butt pinch I was afraid you would blow a gasket all over the board. Ew.

    Whamo has some good points. Too bad you didn’t have any pertinent rejoinders.

  102. Sarah says:

    Yeah, in theory, a white angora dress is great, but Angelina can’t pull it off. She looks way too thin. Her hair – not good and his hair also, looks ridiculous.

  103. REALIST says:

    Oh, the angora/cashmere outfit is a sweater dress! I still want it.
    Angelina can pull this off!

  104. birdgherl says:

    I feel like I have seen this dress a million times. I think her look is dated, especially the hair. And I agree with many of the comments about how thin she is. In that 5th pic, her hand on Brad looks like a claw.

  105. AsheNDust says:

    I think she looks gorgeous! I love that dress and for once I even like her hair… (she’s been having serious bang trauma recently)

    And I personally think Brad never looks bad… Even with the scraggle old man chin pubes he was rockin’ before…

  106. photo jojo says:

    If she let me, I’d have my hand on her @ss too. She’s not my favorite person in the world and she needs a cheeseburger, stat, but damn she’s hot.

  107. Jen says:

    I think her legs look disgusting and she had padded butt panties on. If you look close at the pic on Pitts grabbing it you can see a bubble. Skin and bones cannot make a bubble. Anorexic is not sexy. She looks like she is on drugs.

  108. ANGIE_LOVER says:

    Beautiful. I love her hair its exactly like i have it right now and how i style it expect mine is blonder! Oh and i agree the earrings are to die for.

  109. telesma says:

    Gorgeous. I’m in love with that dress. I’d like half a dozen in different colors, just to swan about the house in. 😀

  110. Sara says:

    I wonder why she doesn’t gain weight. Is it stress, did she get ill, is she anorexic, does food disgust her? I wonder WHAT the reason is. Perhaps Brad can give her some ganja to stimulate her appetite!!!

  111. luna says:

    I think she has the most gorgeous face but I kind of wish she would go back to her Tomb Raider body. She was thin then too, but she had muscle definition and she was SMOKING hot, that whole package was to die for. I know she’s busy but, damn, would it kill her to do some strength training? Getting some toning would be so easy especially since she doesn’t have any fat to cover her would-be muscles.

    Still, lucky her that she’ll always have that exquisite face to fall back on.

  112. luna says:

    oh and her dress reminds me of Tilda Swinton’s snow witch outfit in the Narnia movies…

    and lola, lol! i love window shopping, but i hate it at the same time. it’s such a tease.

  113. wonderful says:

    In the first picture the plastic in her nose is pretty hard to miss

  114. Wholesome1 says:

    They are such a beautiful couple!

  115. chida says:

    rich but need to eat, the dress yes, but she..i dont thing so..

    she look so thin

  116. Silvia says:

    She is the most beautiful women on the earth …this girls whom are writhing that she is too … Or too … Probably are fut horribile and frustrated women … I love the tourist she is so beutiful is the only movie when she could express her beauty …