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	<title>Comments on: Jimmy Kimmel may have a new girlfriend already</title>
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		<title>By: Tom</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jimmy does have a new girl... Spotted him with her in Napa Valley this week and he was kissing and holding hands with her</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jimmy does have a new girl&#8230; Spotted him with her in Napa Valley this week and he was kissing and holding hands with her
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		<title>By: Hey yo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hey yo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Sarah will be hooking up with Doug Benson</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Sarah will be hooking up with Doug Benson
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		<title>By: Because I say So</title>
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		<dc:creator>Because I say So</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So sad that Sarah &amp; Jimmy didn&#039;t last. I thought they were perfect for each other, since neither of them are even remotely amusing</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So sad that Sarah &amp; Jimmy didn&#8217;t last. I thought they were perfect for each other, since neither of them are even remotely amusing
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		<title>By: daisyfly</title>
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		<dc:creator>daisyfly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:48:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Never liked Sarah after Jimmy&#039;s wife left due to the affair, but she will always have a place in my heart with the Paris Hilton chipped teeth in prison comment she made at the MTV movie awards...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never liked Sarah after Jimmy&#8217;s wife left due to the affair, but she will always have a place in my heart with the Paris Hilton chipped teeth in prison comment she made at the MTV movie awards&#8230;
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		<title>By: Ron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh My God I can&#039;t wait for The Holly Johnson/Molly McNearney Program on Comedy Central!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh My God I can&#8217;t wait for The Holly Johnson/Molly McNearney Program on Comedy Central!
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		<title>By: A.J.</title>
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		<dc:creator>A.J.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kim-
Why is it always the woman who is a &quot;whore&quot; in a situation like that? I&#039;m not justifying Sarah&#039;s actions (or those of anyone who chooses to become involved in a cheating situation), but Kimmel was the one who exchanged vows with his wife, whom he has children with. It&#039;s the same as the Brangelina bullshit- the men are never called out for their fuckery, yet the women are quick to be judged as whores. Why don&#039;t you just start imposing scarlet letters upon them already?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kim-<br />
Why is it always the woman who is a &#8220;whore&#8221; in a situation like that? I&#8217;m not justifying Sarah&#8217;s actions (or those of anyone who chooses to become involved in a cheating situation), but Kimmel was the one who exchanged vows with his wife, whom he has children with. It&#8217;s the same as the Brangelina bullshit- the men are never called out for their fuckery, yet the women are quick to be judged as whores. Why don&#8217;t you just start imposing scarlet letters upon them already?
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		<title>By: Joe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I disagree - she has smaller boobs than Silverman, but she is more attractive. 

Anyhow - why is this even a surprise? You never dump your current girl until you have another one lined up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I disagree &#8211; she has smaller boobs than Silverman, but she is more attractive. </p>
<p>Anyhow &#8211; why is this even a surprise? You never dump your current girl until you have another one lined up!
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		<title>By: Kim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sarah is a home wrecking whore who was with Jimmy when he was still married with young children.  What made her think he wouldn&#039;t cheat on her?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarah is a home wrecking whore who was with Jimmy when he was still married with young children.  What made her think he wouldn&#8217;t cheat on her?
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		<title>By: Jen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ewww. This girl isn&#039;t cute at all! Sarah is darling -- they made such a cute couple. Hope he didn&#039;t cheat on her. :o</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ewww. This girl isn&#8217;t cute at all! Sarah is darling &#8212; they made such a cute couple. Hope he didn&#8217;t cheat on her. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' />
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