A few months ago Heidi Montag loudly proclaimed that she was a proud republican and voting for John McCain. Oh, and a really, really big Christian. Now this all came as a surprise for a few reasons. First, the thought that Heidi Montag even understood that there are two political parties in this country – and could name them – was nothing short of heart-stopping. Then she actually remembered the name of the presumptive nominee. It made you really question just how stupid she was. Instead of being bumble bee dumb, it turns out she’s only like… Jessica Simpson dumb. Which is definitely at least two notches against being as dumb as a bug. I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Anyway, John McCain thanked Heidi for her support, and publicly professed his love of The Hills. I can totally see McCain lounging around on a Sunday night watching reruns on MTV3 while drinking some kind of fruity beverage that comes in a can. Now it seems that Heidi, 22, (or more likely Spencer) is trying to work the political angle in some way. She was spotted having lunch with McCain’s 24-year-old blogger daughter Meghan yesterday.
Heidi Montag had a lunch date with John McCain’s daughter Meghan.
The two were photographed outside the Ivy on the Shore restaurant in Santa Monica, Calif., on Tuesday. Montag, 21, and Meghan, 23, even shared a hug before departing.
They definitely had stuff to talk about.
In April, Usmagazine.com broke the news of Montag (who just registered to vote) endorsing John McCain as president.
“I’m a Republican, and McCain has a lot of experience,” she told Us.
John McCain returned the favor, telling Time: “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support, and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills.”
[From Us Weekly]
Does anybody else find this as absolutely horrifying as I do? What could possibly be the reason for this? I bet you anything Heidi is angling for some sort of cabinet position. I mean really, what in the world could possibly be going on here? Is Meghan McCain really so hard up for friends that she’ll take any tramp off the street to lunch? I’m really horrified at the thought that the McCain campaign might try to use Heidi to lock in some sort of idiot youth vote. Not that young people who vote are idiots, or that young republicans are necessarily idiots… but anyone who’d place any value on one of the twelve thoughts in Heidi Montag’s head is definitely an idiot.
I am so scared at what kind of political commercials I’m going to be seeing in the next few months. Something tells me it’ll involve Heidi, Spencer, some type of photogenic picnic with several types of freshly cut melons, and an elephant. Oh and John McCain just happens to saunter by. Hilarity ensues.
Here’s Heidi Montag at the re-launch of PinkIsTheNewBlog.com at S Bar in Hollywood on June 11th; Photographer: Rachel Worth. Image thanks to WENN.; and Meghan McCain at the White House Correspondents Dinner in D.C. on April 28th.
Hm… dumb, blonde, vapid, Republican… I think Heidi is just McNasty’s type. And I’m sure McNasty has spent a lot of time admiring Heidi’s “hills”.
And Meghan McCain really doesn’t have anything better to do. Because she is an elitist.
Why is this news? Who cares about Heidi Montag and who she has lunch with.
I cannot understand why this girl gets any celebrity press.
I find it horifying too, JayBird. I fear for the next generations…
And gee, I’m so glad Heidi just registered to vote 🙄 I wonder if she can acctually make the machine work
I’m with Linda. JayBird, Politics a no-no. This is going to be a heated thread with the hateful comments about the candidates.
Great, cause Heidi is DEFINATLEY the person I want choosing the future of the country 🙄
Hey, Heidi, why the long face?
OMG !!!!! Talk about two idiots. Well I guess them having lunch together makes sense. I would die from embarrasment if John McCain was my Father, his old archaic views on society.. WHAT A NUTJOB !!!!!!!!!
You know it’s fine if you want to be a Repubican, I will never knock anyone for their political beliefs but I think both Heidi and Spencer are ridiciulous. They go out and buy guns to support the NRA, Republicans and Gun Control and now she’s having lunch with John McCain’s daughter. Give me a break! Please let’s move on to the next non-relevant celebr-couple because these two morons are old news.
John McCaine’s daughter is really cute. He should use her in his campaign more – not that I’m following it at all – because she looks adorable and might make him seem like less of a clueless old man. If she’s hanging with Heidi though she must be a dim bulb.
It’s funny – even before Heidi had publicly declared her political/spiritual preferences, I’ve always pictured her as one of those vapid, holier-than-thou, right-wingers who frequent New Life Church on Sundays so that they can strut around with a false sense of superiority while being blatantly selfish and un-christian the rest of the week.
This just so happens to be one of my favorite little ditties I hum whenever I find myself on the north side of Colorado Springs, surrounded by said hateful hypocrites. I’d like to dedicate a verse or two to Miss Montag right now, if I may.
A’hem.
Where do all the porn stars go?
When the lights go down?
I wonder were all the porn stars go?
‘Cause when you need ’em they are never around.
I think they moved out to the suburbs –
Now they’re blond, bland, middle class republican wives
They all have blond, bland, middle class republican children
And blond, bland, middle class republican lives . . .
Here’s hoping she finds herself “middle class” sooner than later.
WTF would they talk about is my question.
HM: Oh Em Gee, Meg! I LUV yer hair!
MM: TY, Heidi! It’s a HairDo!
HM: Gee Tee Eff Oh! It looks so real!
MM: Doesn’t it? It’s a new color, too!
HM: What?
MM: It starts with a Vee. I think it’s called V-AY-PID.
HM: Oooh! I heard about that new color! Yeah! V-AY-PID is SO the color of my show!
MM: Yeah! It should SO be the new color of the Republican Party!
@Jaundice Machine: As a fellow Coloradan I say, way to represent. If I high-fived, I’d give you one.
everyone hates republicans so much, but if there was half as much bias against the left wing, there’d be an uproar. And does anyone else see that McCain was being sarcastic when he joked about the hills? I think some uptight people take everything way too seriously.
Um, I seriously doubt that McCain had/has a clue what “The Hills” is. He is running for president, I hope he has more important things to deal with.
And bullshit about bias against the left.
Lets rag on people for their political prefrences. Maybe next time, we can do religion or skin color!
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