Apr 3
'06
Pink is the new Sharon Stone
Pink, trying desperately to make a comeback, is spouting a lot of crap to the press to try to drum up publicity for her album coming out this week, “I’m Not Dead.” Britian’s Mirror gossip rag, 3am, devotes its entire issue to Pink and has scads of dumb quotes from the singer, who uses a punk image to exploit teens who want to rebel but aren’t cool enough to discover real music.
Pink speaks out on everything from webcam sex to feminism:
Pink said kissing bi actress Kristanna Loken was better than kissing her husband, Motocross rider Carey Hart, because “Kristanna has the better tongue action.”
Pink admires Angelina Jolie, Oprah, and Reese, and thinks that the media gives the wrong impression of women:
if you look at popular culture you’d think we’re completely happy in thongs with a stripper’s pole between our thighs, and all we care about is the latest pair of shoes.
Pink is completely happy with a stripper’s pole between her legs, so we don’t know why she’s bitching about it.
Pink says she was never addicted to heroin and was misquoted by a tabloid:
A disreputable tabloid misquoted me saying I’d taken heroin, but I was talking about my song Who Knew, which is about finding my friend dead after a heroin overdose.
After bemoaning the demise of feminism, Pink says that she made people take their clothes off to audition for her videos:
Why can’t everyone just be naked. That’s what I love about being the artist, I had a casting couch for my videos. I’d be like take your s*** off and shake it…
She says that she’s only been with her husband three times since they got married in January, and that they have frequent webcam sex to keep it hot.
Pink also claims that the most romantic moment with her husband was when he threw up at the same time as she did in a bid to empathize with her.
Pink obviously doesn’t care how she comes off as long as she’s quoted. Her single, “Stupid Girls,” is only 31 on the Billboard chart and her last album didn’t sell that well:
It only seems to prove [Stupid Girl's] point that it hasn’t struck as deep a commercial chord as Pink may have wished. It only got to No. 13 on Billboard’s Hot 100 Song list. This week it dips to 31. That’s representative of Pink’s career at this point. She needs to pull off a comeback with this album, a reality she cheekily alludes to with her “I’m Not Dead” title. Her previous album, “Try This,” sold a tepid 700,000 copies. It’s predecessor, “Miss Undaztood,” moved 5 million.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Arrogant, Music, Pink, SmartSmartSmart
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